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// Ch. 1: The Hate Begins 
// Story: A True Hater Of Equestria 
// by cheayhotbeef 
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    As Jet Pack jumps into the portal that spawned, apparently out of nowhere, he is taken to a place far from his imagination. This place was full of magic, full of mystery, and full of annoying, stupid, retarded, ponies. He always like new things and was open-minded, yet he was mad. He was the walking into a village from a fence forest as something caught sight of him. He hears a sound almost like a murmur and then a tap on his shoulder. He turns, and eyes meet with a bright blue pegasas. It's mane was a 6 colored rainbow and had a tail that matches
"Hi, I've never seen you before. Have you just came from the forest?" She asked assuming that she a girl based off the tone of the voice.
"Yah, I went into the portal, which I named 'Duras', and ended up in this dimension. Do you have a name?" Jet asks with a surprised look on his face trying to make out the probability of finding intelligent life somewhere else plus the same language.
"My name is Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in Equestria. How about you?" She inquires while floating/ flapping her wings alongside Jet as he walks toward the village. 
"My name is Jet, a human being who happens to be lost with no way back to my home." Jet says sarcastically with an expression of sarcasm on his face. He didn't know why he says stuff in a sarcastic manner because it was all true. The portal broke down and he didn't know where and how to get back. Rainbow Dash keeps asking questions because she thought a human was cool because they can walk on two legs and have the use of arms.
"If your lost then maybe my friend, Twilight Sparkle, may help. She lives in a castle." She points into the direction of the blue castle and then flies off straight up.
I wonder where she is going but O'well.
Jet walks into the village around 5 minutes after that weird introduction of a mare names Rainbow Dash. He eventually make it to the front door of Twilight Sparkle's castle. He starts to knock on the door and a dragon type Pokemon appears! A bit of small talk commenced between them and after a few minutes, Jet is left alone, leaning on the door frames as he waits for Spike (or so that's what he says his name is) to get her.
"May I help you?" She asks with a smile as she closes her book that she was levitating.
"Ok, first off, how the fuck do you make that fucking book levitate?!?"
Twilight was taken aback at Jets language but she let it slide as he probably didn't know better. She then inquiries, "I use my natural magic to levitate this book which I use to read and conjure more useful spells. It emits from my horn."
Jet just notice the horn sticking out of her head. This was a weird place, with ponies having wings and sometimes a horn. "Second, can you help get me back to my home? I think you can help because a curious mare named a Rainbow Dash says so. Why was she so curious?"
Twilight says, "It's part of her job to look around Ponyville and scout any newcomers. I might be able to help you get home if you tell me where you live"
"The Pigeon, 3245 Hotdog Row, New York, New York, 100001." Jet says.
Twilight stares with a blank expression on her face because she never heard of such a place. He then proceeds to ask a few more quests about Jet and his speciesm as well as some off the other things involving but not limited to, Books, Music, Foods, Health, Familly, Reputation, and Home.