Chapter 13: Challenge Accepted
"Night Wing, this is serious!"
"I thought so to but i'm with Pinkie on this, its chocolate rain!"
"I know right!"
Apparently, Discord decided to have some fun earlier that I had told Celestia. We had gone to Apple Jacks barn when this happened. I was with Pinkie drinking gallon after gallon of chocolate rain. I originally though Pinkie was insane from not helping, but this taste great. Imagine the best chocolate milk you ever drank. Now forget it, that is nothing compared to this. He may be a God of Chaos but he has a good taste in chocolate milk.
"I have a spell that will fix this. Stand back!"
Yeah, no it didn't work. Everything stayed the same. Discord I know you are there, and I thank you for this rain. I loved the rain, and this chocolate taste amazing. I just wish it was night. Just then the sun went down and the moon came up. I just smiled. Yeah, your listening. I'll have to stop you though, so sorry. Just as I said that the sun came out. What? I was joking! The moon came out. Well...not entirely. The sun came out. But I can distract the others. The moon came out. But then again... The sun came out. Yeah, now I know you're messing with me. I could hear a faint laugh. Yeah he was messing with me.
"Night Wing, you have to at least help!"
"Ugh, fine. Hey Rainbow."
"Yeah?"
"Fly up there and bring all the cotton candy clouds in a big ball and lower them to them as much as you can."
"On it!"
"Aj."
"Yeah?"
"Rope the clouds and bring them down, got that?"
"You can count on me!"
"What about the chocolate rain!?"
"I wish I didn't have to help Pinkie but I had to."
"Aww."
'My' plan worked. Pinkie and I went to the clouds and ate it. Man that thing tasted delicious. Celestia sent a letter to Twilight telling her to come with her friends to help with a major problem. I just went with them. Discord came out earlier than planed, wonder what Celestia thinks about that. A chariot came for us, man that thing had no safety measures whatsoever, but I just ignored it. My other self was being a douche though. Man, I wish I still had those other two to help me keep you in check. Well, good riddance to those two. We reached the castle as Celestia opened the box.
"They're gone!"
"Yes, they're gone. Deal with it."
"What!?"
"I just want to go back to my lab, Discord come out would you?"
"Oh, you take the fun out of it."
"You'll have your fun. I'm to bored to deal with you and your games so let me end this. Nano band, transform human Senji."
"Oh, you think your little technology will defeat me?"
"Hell if we know, and I personally want to try this."
"Looky here, your negative side came out."
Yeah that took us both by surprise. Or at least we looked surprise. Everyone else just looked at him like he was crazy and looked at me like I had grow an extra limb.
"How did you know I was the one talking?"
"The way you say things Jason."
"What are you two talking about, and what do you mean 'I was the one talking' Night Wing?"
"How did you know his name!? I never told anyone!"
"Who cares, lets cut him up!"
"What is the meaning of this Discord!? What have you done to him!?"
"My dearest Tia, I have done nothing. This is who he really is. Two sides of the same coin, if you will."
"What does he mean Night Wing?"
"Seriously Discord? Not cool bro."
"No, but it is certainly fun to watch."
"We had to tell them about me anyway's. They where bound to discover me sooner or later."
"I wish it was later."
Yeah, everyone was staring at me like I was crazy. I kept arguing with 'myself' as Discord made a royalty chair float in thin air. He had conjured up popcorn as my band scanned him without either of us knowing. That would be useful later.
"Oh, as fun as it is to make your true self reveal to your friends, I have things to do."
The moment he got distracted, we cut out act and cut ourselves along the arm. Every one just stared in horror as my blood morphed into a long knife.
"Come back here Discord!!"
"Oh, have some fight in us do we?"
"I'll cut you to pieces!"
"Try you can Jason, but you can't even get within reach."
"Watch me get within reach bitch!"
He had our blood knife expand to around fifteen feet outwards, looking totally bad ass. We ran at him cutting up what he threw at us.
"Stop dragging your fate out! Your fate is sealed God damn it!"
"Oh, but that's where your wrong."
"Prove us wrong bitch!"
"I know the future that you knew when you came here."
"What does he mean?"
"Oh, you haven't told them? He knew I would escape, and he knew I would fail. But in my early escape, from his knowledge of when I would escape, I went into his mind and gained access to what my future holds. All thanks to Jason here. His mind was unguarded when he cut down the trees in the everfree. Isn't that right Twilight?"
"B-But, you weren't there!"
"Not my body no, my mind though can go anywhere."
"If I had my logical side back, I could have ended this earlier."
"Ah yes, Eon you called him."
"Stop calling us by our name!!"
"I would love to continue toying with you but I have things to do. Chaos to make."
He made a zipper appear out of thin air. He unzipped it and grabbed my from the back of my shirt like you would a kitten.
"Good bye, human."
He tossed me in the portal he made. As I was thrown through I could hear him laughing and I heard Twilight and her friends yelling. I heard Discord yell something through the portal before I was out of hearing range.
"Oh did I mention, you can't ever come back!"
He couldn't stop laughing. Well, when I do get back, i'm going to kill him! You'll have your chance Jason. Wanting revenge is something we can both agree on here. The portals entrance was closed behind me as I flew through the void. It felt like years passed in only a few seconds. I was in the portal as I spotted what looked like a possible exist. I launched myself towards the exit and fell onto grass. I looked up and saw a sign
Welcome to
Amity Park
...
Oh for fucks sake!
To Be Continued...