What happens when birthday scenarios are overheard by the Princess of Equestria(and the sun).

by A Nobody


I Lied!

Stellar Bubbles, a pegasus mare that lived in Ponyville, was just your run of the mill scientist mares. She loved life science, brewing her potions, and just chemistry in general. Little did she know, her life was about to be twisted upside-down.

Princess Luna, the Ruler of the Night, was just your run of the mill Alicorn who ruled over the night. She loved the darkness, and she loved to sing every once in a while. Just a song or two. Little did she know, her life was about to be... you get the point.

Stellar was just walking along in the Ponyville marketplace, looking into shops every once in a while when she saw something that caught her eye. She would never step foot in a line though, which would only make her angry. Her impatience would drive her to anger, but it would fade quickly. As she traveled through the pathway, she realized she didn't check the mail that day. She turned on her hoof and trotted her way home.

"Celestia, do you really think this is a good idea?"
"Of course I do. Would I do it if it wasn't?"
Hurricane frowned. A few months prior, he had been chained to the Goddess of the Sun, and had since come to be friends with her. He actually became a prime consultant for her in the weeks they'd been cuffed together. "Well, there was this, plus the Discord thing-"
"Hurricane, we don't talk about that."
"But-"
"No."
Hurricane's frown deepened. "Alright."
Celestia turned her head and smiled at him. "Plus, if I didn't send you that card, I wouldn't be able to do this." She licked his neck, savoring the sweet taste of Maple Syrup roll over her tongue.
Hurricane yelped. He tried to pull away, but he had forgotten he was chained to her. "I thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore, Tia!"
"Couldn't refrain."
"Ugh."
Celestia levitated the small letter over to the guard that had been waiting outside for ages. "Deliver this at top speed with no questions asked. Go."
The guard sped off.

Stellar had almost made it home when she saw a Guard standing at her door. She frowned, amd went over to see what the guard wanted. "Excuse me sir, but is there a reason you're standing at my door? I'd rather like to get inside," she stated simply.
"I have a letter to you from Princess Celestia. I do not know what is in the letter, so please do not ask."
Stellar's eyes got wide. "What do you mean, a letter from the Princess? Have I done something wrong?"
"You tell me, ma'am."
"Well.... no. Why would I be getting a letter from the Princess?"
"No idea."
Stellar stared at the guard for a bit longer, then took the letter in her mouth. She muttered a muffled "Fank hoo," and moved him aside. She opened her door and trotted inside.

Princess Luna was relaxing on the balcony of the castle. She didn't much enjoy the sunlight, but she might as well utilize it untill she could raise her beautiful moon and replace the day. She loved the night. Obviously. She was the ruler of it. But it wasn't just that. It was the peace, the quiet that it offered. She could sing with unbridled passion and beauty, unlike the sun, which radiated power and royalty. Luna smiled. She loved being the Princess of the Night, solely because she didn't have to sing in front of ponies during the day.
The sun began to descend, letting Luna know that it was her time to raise her moon. She stood up from her laying position, her horn beginning to glow. She closed her eyes, and let the power of being an Alicorn wash over her. She tapped into her deeper potential, and dragged the moon from the other side of the horizon into the sky above. She smiled, remembering that her sister's servant, Hurricane, enjoyed the night over the day. It was the one time Celestia unchained him, and he was free to roam as he pleased. He normally spent time with his friends, but on occasion would visit Luna instead.

Celestia's job was done, she had lowered the sun for her sister's moon. She looked to Hurricane, who looked rejuvenated and energetic in the moonlight. She smiled as she undid the chains with her magic, and let him loose.
"Thanks, Celestia," he said.
Celestia nodded. "You are free to go, Hurricane. Be back in the morning."
"Got it." He sped off.
Celestia shook her head, amused by the young pegasus' enthusiasm to be free. She went back inside her quarters from the balcony by her, and layed in her bed. She closed her eyes, then drifted off into a peaceful, deep sleep.

Hurricane, on the other hoof, raced to Luna's room. It had been at least a week since he had last hung out with the best Princess, in his opinion. He stopped dead in his tracks, arriving at her room. He knocked softly, and a soft voice came in from the room. "Come in!" Luna called.
Hurricane opened the door, grinning. "Hiya, Luna!" he greeted her. "How're ya doin'?"
Luna smiled at him. "I've been doing well, Hurricane. What brings you here?"
"Oh, nothing. Just wanted to spend the night with thou, dearest Princess."
Luna's grin grew wider. Hurricane was the only pony in the castle that could speak in Old Dialect. He also spoke Prench, one of her favourite languages. "Why thank you, Hurricane. I am truly honored by thy company. Tell me, how hasth thou day been?"
Hurricane laughed. "My day has been phenomenal, your Highness. Thank thee for asking. Where shall we go for thine night, Princess?"
Luna thought for a moment. "Why don't we go to the garden, young one? The author needs a break writing in what he calls 'Old English.'"
Hurricane opened the door. "Shall we?"
"We shall."
They trotted to the garden.

Stellar Bubbles had opened the letter. It contained a small card, in which had the writing "Choose your birth month and day, and have fun!" Stellar frowned. "What's this about?" She racked her brain for information on why she would get a card like this. After one to two minutes, she realized something quite important. A few months ago, a stallion had dissappeared shortly after getting one of those cards. The whole thing was cleared up when it was found that he had just permanently moved to Canterlot. She shrugged. "Coincedence," she passed it off as, and searched for her birthday.
Celestia, yet again, was spying on the poor unsuspecting pony that was about to feel her sense of humor when it went too far. She had enchanted the envelope that she sent the card in to wake her up when it was opened. She used an eavesdropping spell to listen in on what the pony had gotten. She smiled and played an old saying from herself in her mind. "Fun fact: all ponies cannot resist speaking aloud when they read. Some are just much quieter than others." She heard the mare speak.
"May first... what!?"
"What is it? Read it aloud!"
Celestia's eyes got wide, but luckily the mare hadn't heard her.
"Married to Princess Luna!? No, no. That must be a mistake. Am I sure... yep. Married to Princess Luna. Wow. Thanks Celestia."
Celestia wanted to make it come true, just for a day or two, but she couldn't bring herself to do it. For one, she was too tired. Two, this was her younger sister. She couldn't marry her younger sister to a random pony, especially without her consent. Celestia blanked. She didn't know what to do. Then she got an idea. She teleported to Stellar's house.
She appeared right in front of the pegasus mare. Stellar yelped and fell backwards. "P-princess... Celestia? Wh-what are you doing in my home, your highness? I mean, no offense."
Celestia grinned devilishly and warmly at the same time. "None taken, my dear. I just popped in to tell you that any scenario on that card can be yours."
"For real?"
Celestia giggled. "Yes, young one."
"Any of them?"
"Any of them."
"January 22."
Celestia raised her eyebrows. "So it shall be arranged."
The Princess of the Sun closed her eyes, and weaved her magic through Discord and Stellar's minds. She interlaced them together, having them know everything about each other. She the teleported Stellar to Discord's current location.
Celestia smiled and looked up to the sky or nowhere in particular. "That should make a fun trilogy. Don't you think?"

I sure do.