Nightmare Knicks

by Super Trampoline


Jerry West's Achy but Otherwise Pretty Good Day

So Jerry faced Nightmare Knicks one-on-one and absolutely destroyed the competition. Metaphorically speaking of course. First of all, Nyx's body was taking directions from 12 different people. It was like a meat-puppet version of "Twitch Plays Pokemon". Second of all, although through the power of magic, coffee grounds, and balloons, a pony can hold a basketball, that doesn't mean its easy. Third, none of the humans thought to use Nyx's magic, but even if they had, there would have been a lot of traveling violations anyway. Jerry may have been 76 years old, but he still ran circles around the confused pony. The final score was 36 to 4; it would have been higher, but a mercy rule was invoked. Nightmare Knicks conceided defeat and the end of the NBA season, the souls returned to their rightful owners, and Andrea Bargnani acted very strangely for the rest of his career.

The End