The Misadventures of Fluffle Puff

by Chaos Phantasm

Derpy's muffin.

Derpy wandered into Sugar Cube Corner that early Equestria morning. She browsed the various muffins available until she spotted the lemon surprise, her favorite. Derpy looked up at Mr. Cake and pointed to the treat locked inside a glass case, waiting to be gobbled down by a hungry pegasus. Derpy paid 10 bits for it to Mr Cake and he took the muffin out and put it in a bag for Derpy to take. Derpy took the muffin and walked over to a table to sit, passing Fluffle Puff on the way, the pink fluffy pony was carrying a brown paper bag with Sugar Cube Corner on it Derpy at the table and put the bag on the top then opened the bag and looked inside to discover that much to her horror, her muffin was gone and replaced with an apple crumpet. Derpy frowned saddened and looked over at the line, hoping it wasn't too long so she could get another. She saw the line was a little shorter but she also noticed the pink fluffy pony was gone too, then she remembered that Fluffle Puff had a bag with her identical to the bag Derpy's muffin was in. Derpy looked around for Fluffle Puff, catching sight of her leaving the store quickly. Derpy squinted and followed Fluffle Puff. Fluffle Puff looked around as she walked, carrying the bag in her mouth. Twilight was standing by a building and motioned to Fluffle Puff who seemed to ignore her. Twilight watched the fluffy pony, waiting for her to walk over but Fluffle Puff just seemed to look around lost. Twilight let out a sigh, she approached Fluffle Puff and tapped her where her shoulder would be. But then she did, Fluffle let out a gasp and jumped backwards into Twilight. The alicorn fell to the ground with Fluffle who now ran around happily.

"Fluffle."

Fluffle Puff stopped and stared into space with her tongue poking out. "Pllp..."

Derpy watched them. "What are they doing?" She tilted her head.

Fluffle Puff absorbed the package into her fluff which was then dispensed out of the right side of her fluffy body and between Twilight's wings where they are supported. She looks around then climbs into Fluffle Puffs fur and sinks down like a submarine. Derpy watched them go and came out of her hiding place, frowned and sighed.

"Where are they taking my muffin?" She flattened her ears on her head.

"I can't tell you but I know what they want with it."

Derpy jumped at the sound of Chrysalis's voice and flew up into a cloud and shivered. Chrysalis looked up at the cloud and continued staring until Derpy poked her head out. Chrysalis waited for her to come down for about three minutes and still Derpy and the changeling queen had a stare off.

"Are you done?"

"Just about..." Derpy started sliding out of the cloud then fell to earth with a thud.

Chrysalis looked down at the wall eyed pegasus then felt something nestle itself in her mane. Chrysalis looked up with her eyes to see Fluffle Puff was sitting there upon her brow, blank stare and her tongue poking out. Chrysalis sighed then looked back at Derpy.

"Pllp, pllp plp plllllp" Fluffle Puff said.

"Derpy is needed now?"

Derpy looked confused. Fluffle Nodded, looking down at Chrysalis with a smile.

"Okay then, you know what to do."

Fluffle Puff saluted then jumped off of Chrysalis turned on her back in mid air then back flopped onto Derpy, absorbing her into the fluffle forest that was Fluffle's fluff. Derpy looked around scared of what was happening. Fluffle Puff and Chrysalis walked around Ponyville with Derpy peeping through the thin reed like hairs that made up a sheep like wool which was fluff on the fluffy pony's body. Chrysalis would occasionally say something to her fluffy friend speaking almost in riddles and mentioning other ponies. Derpy tried to listen but Fluffle Puff's coat made every muffled from the outside. Finally, after twelve minutes of walking, the pet and the changeling stopped inside Applejack's barn house, where Fluffle Puff sat down.

"Plllllp!" She said. She got up and walked after that, Derpy sliding out of the fur upside down in the process.

Derpy fell on her back and rocked back and forth like a flat object would after rolling around for a moment then stopping. Derpy stared up at the ceiling for a moment then blinked a few times. She slowly stood up and looked around in the dark room. Chrysalis and Fluffle Puff had vanished and in the shadows Derpy could hear movement, and smell a tasty treat.

"I smell a muffin!" Derpy said making a neko smile.

Suddenly the barn windows opened which blinded Derpy for a moment. She closed her eyes tightly because of the brightness, but what she saw when she reopened them surprised the gray pegasus. All of her friends were there, The mane six, the C.M.C, Dinky Doo and Time Turner, Bon Bon, Lyra, Cherry Berry, Carrot Top, Roseluck, Spike, the Cakes and others.

"Happy birthday Derpy!!" They all called out.

Fluffle Puff scurried along the ceiling before stopping mid-walk and fell face first to the floor. Derpy was happy to see everypony but when she saw her muffin wrapped in a clear wrap with a bow, it filled her with such cheerful glee. Derpy ran over to the muffin and jumped on it. and the table. The party guests moved out of Derpy's way knowing not to stand between a mail-mare and her muffin. Fluffle Puff walked up Derpy's leg and sat between her wings and looked at her. Derpy looked back at the poofy pony who happily urged the wall eyed Pegasus to open and eat her muffin without interruption. Derpy smiled at Fluffle, took off the paper and took a bite which zinged with the tangy lemon that sends a surprising zap through her body. Derpy giggled in bliss at the zapping of the muffin which Fluffle Puff now wanted after seeing the pegasus eat it. The other ponies in attendance talked to each other, drank Pinkie punch pow, all the while Derpy and Dinky were playing in the ball pool. Fluffle Puff in the meantime stared at the now half eaten muffin and frowned sadly. She let out a deep depressed squeaky sigh and walked over to Twilight with her head down. Twilight was chatting with Applejack and Fluttershy when the fluffy pony came over. She looked up at Twilight and patted the alicorn on her back left leg hoping to get her attention. All the patting paid off in almost an instant when Twilight turned her head and looked down at Fluffle Puff.

"What's wrong Fluffle?"

The fluffy pony pointed at the muffin then to her mouth. and jumped up and down.

"You wan a lemon surprise muffin too?"

Fluffle Puff nodded happily. Twilight rolled her eyes and summoned a lemon surprise muffin which appeared in front of Fluffle. Fluffle Puff gasped and spazzed out on the floor in uncontrollable happiness, she picked up the muffin and walked over to Chrysalis with it. She offered to share with the changeling who looked down at the pony who stared back with extreme intensity. Both Changeling and pony were locked in furious staring combat until Chrysalis blinked. Fluffle Puff gasped and did a back flip, dropping her muffin in the process. the muffin fell to the floor and got dirty. Fluffle stared blankly at Chrysalis with her mouth wide open, distressed at the state of her muffin. Chrysalis looked at a box beside her and levitated another muffin out and levitated it in front of the now smiling happy Fluffle Puff.