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// John Johnson 
// Story: X in Equestria 
// by RoseluckyCinor 
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John Johnson
>At the stores for some carrots

>Plenty of people there too

>Got my wallet, keys, everything I need.

Nothing is forgotten

>Have ten carrots

>Go to cashier

>”That’ll be $10.”

>fumble in my pocket for some money.

>Only have $9.99

>Pockets feeling heavy.

>Stutter, “I…I don’t have $10…”

>Cashier looks at me funny.

>That’s fine, sir

>Continue to fumble for a penny, close to tears.

>Spaghetti falls to the floor

>Look at cashier awkwardly

>She’s a pony

>they are all ponies

>Spaghetti covering the entire floor.

>Run away

>Ponies all over

>Leading a trail of spaghetti through the town.

>Run behind dumpster

>Collect my nerves

>spaghetti stays in my pocket

>Look back onto the street

>Tons of ponies

>Some of them are eating the spaghetti!

>Pink thing jumps at me

>Clearly female.

“Hiya!”

>Flash her the condom in my wallet.

>loses her smile

>backs away.

>feeslbadman.jpg

>Look back at town

>No spaghetti

>Ponies look ravenous

>crying for spaghetti

>Stand up and run away

>tears flowing

>spaghetti cascading

>ponies smell it

>start chasing me

>can’t outrun

>Orange pony jumps on my back

>sticks muzzle in pocket and eats spaghetti

>I’m12whatisthis.jpg

>crying like a baby

>push her off

>see tree house

>run to the house

>open the door

>get on the floor

>I got scared

>Told my momma

>was sent to bel-air

>turns out my uncle was phone

>the universe implodes

>2spooky

lyk dis if u cry erytim