I must say, the past few days have been the best I've ever had. Rainbow Dash came by today and invited both me and Pinkie Pie for a fun filled day of pranks. I decided to share a couple of my personal favorites with them.
Rainbow Dash: "So let me get this straight, we sneak into Rarity's house while she has one of her buitey naps and drag her and the mattress out to the lake and push them in."
Me: "Yup."
Rainbow Dash: "And Sweetiebelle is in on this?"
Me: "Her and the CMC."
Rainbow Dash: "And Applejack agreed to help to?"
Pinkie: "Yuperoonee."
Rainbow Dash: "Well then what are we waiting for lets go."
We ran with exitment to the boutique, where the CMC and Applejack were waiting. I noticed another pony there too.
Me: "Twilight!? What are you doing here."
Twilight: "Applejack told me about the prank and I thought I might be of some help."
Me: "Well okay, can you teleport Rarity and her mattress outside?"
Twilight: "Of course I can, but I need to be close to the pony in question."
Me: "Fine. Sweetiebelle open the door please."
Sweetiebelle: "Okay Twilight follow me."
She led Twilight to the door and let her in. We waited outside for what seemed like a few minutes when, a sleeping Rarity popped into existence.
Twilight: "See I told you I can do it."
Me: "I never doubted you, all right Applejack, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash and the CMC, you will help me carry her to the lake. On my mark we pick her up. Ready. Steady. Go!"
We picked her up and carried her out to the lake by Fluttershy's cottage. She didn't pay us any attention as she was busy tending to her chickens. All the while I heard giggles coming from the three fillies.
We got to the lake and we set Rarity down by the shore and pushed her out. The mattress floated out to the middle of the lake and stayed there.
Rainbow Dash: "Now what."
Me: "Now we wait."
And wait we did. All of us sat there staring at the snoring mare, Fluttershy came along and offered us some drinks, which we accepted of course. After what seemed like hours, Rainbow Dash started to grow impatient.
Rainbow Dash: "Come on! When is she going to wake up."
Me: "In due time Dash, we just have to wait."
Rainbow Dash: "But I'm tired of waiting."
Scootaloo: "Shhh, quiet she's waking up."
Just as she said, Rarity was starting get up. She streatched and let out a yawn. The CMC were giggling like mad as she walked out to the edge of her mattress. She let out a scream as she fell into the water. The eight of us burst out laughing as she struggled back onto the mattress. Again she fell in, this kept up for five minutes until she finally got back up. She looked over to us with a glare, water dripping from her mane. I let out an epic one liner which only made her mad.
Me: "Hey Drippy, how's the water."
Rarity: "Curtis! I'll get you for this!"
She walked out to the edge again but fell in the water. This was too much for everyone as we burst out laughing again.
Sweetiebelle: "I got you, I got you."
Applejack: "This is just too much, I..... Oh sweet Celestia that there's funny."
Applebloom: "You said it sis."
Twilight: "I....I have to get a picture of this."
Pinkie: *pulls out a picture from nowhere* "Here you go Twilight."
Rainbow Dash: "Wow that was worth the wait."
We All continued to laugh as Rarity kept getting up and falling into the river. Today was the best day ever.