Swapped : A WWE Crossover

by AzelTheMantis

Time to Play the Magical Game

“Ouch...that smarts....” Rainbow Miz groaned as she woke up from her brief state of unconscious due to Mizdow’s punch. She could still remember the powerful blow the strange bearded creature gave her and the violent impact it made with her face. “Why can’t I move my legs?” she started to panic when she realized that her legs were tied up.

“Twilight! Applejack! Fluttershy! Somepony help me!”, she screamed out of desperation. No answer came from anywhere. She had to face the cold truth. Wherever she was, whatever she was, she was all alone and unable to escape this nightmare. “No, this is not happening”, she tried to console herself but to no avail.

Tears had started to form at the corner of her eyes and some of them had found their way to the mattress she was sitting on.

“Uh, Miz? You alright?” Damien slowly peeped through the door, taking care in case his tag team partner suddenly bolted again.

“What are you? And where am I?” Rainbow Miz continued to cry while lowering her head. After realizing she wasn’t getting out of this mess easily, she resorted to getting some questions answered.

“Me?”, Damien chuckled nervously, “I’m your stunt double, Damien Mizdow”, he was a bit suspicious about Miz’s odd behavior but he decided to answer her questions nonetheless, “And you’re in your locker room in the Allstate Arena in Rosement, Illinois”, Damien took a seat near her.

“What am I?” Rainbow Miz asked again. From what she just heard, she was probably at least miles away from Ponyville.

“Uh...a human being? The most advance life form on this planet”, Damien channeled a bit of his former intellectuality for that answer.

“Human?” Rainbow Miz’s ears perked up...well, at least figuratively. She suddenly remembered what Twilight Sparkle had said about the world she had gone to twice. She had said something about the denizens of the world looking like this....Damien Mizdow.

“Yeah, human”, Damien stared intently at her.

Rainbow Miz decided it was best to calm her nerves. Maybe this human might be able to get her back home. Besides, Twilight had already gone to and back from this world two times so all she had to do was ask him to take her to a school called Canterlot High School where the portal to Equestria was located.

“Could you untie me now? It’s really uncomfortable”, she forced a chuckle so as to gain Damien’s trust.

“Uh...I’ll have to get Doctor Shelby first but don’t worry, Miz. I’ll be back soon”, Damien got up and prepared to head to the room next door where the Doctor was present.

“It’s Rainbow Dash”, she scowled.

“Ooookay, Rainbow Dash it is”, Damien gave her a thumbs up before he left her alone in the bedroom.

In a few seconds, a bald human entered the bedroom, sporting a smile that creeped the hell out of Rainbow Miz. Something told her that this “Doctor” wasn’t gonna help her one bit.

“Hi there, Miss Rainbow Dash. My name is Doctor Shelby”, Shelby introduced himself while Damien stood behind him. The Doctor was well known for his efforts in making Team Hell No one of the greatest tag teams in recent memory.

“Hey”, Rainbow Miz said coldly. Shelby had only been there for a few seconds and she was starting to dislike him already. So much for the warm introduction.

“So, uh, could you tell me about yourself?” Shelby asked as he took a pen and a notebook to write down something.

“I’m Rainbow Dash. I’m a pegasus and I’m originally from Cloudsdale but I’m currently living in Ponyville”, Rainbow Dash sighed when she finished. All she wanted to do now was get out of the room and head towards Canterlot High School so she could go home.

“Pegasus?” Shelby raised an eyebrow but he still continued, “A winged horse? That’s what you are?”

“Yup. Always was, always has been, that is, until I turned into this”, Rainbow Miz replied with disgust.

“Well, that’ll be all”, Shelby smiled nervously before he whispered something to Mizdow.

“Hey! Aren’t you gonna untie me?”, she yelled when she saw Mizdow about to leave. She never liked being forced to stay put especially when she was such a hyperactive pegasus.

“Oh, sorry”, Damien approached her, “Promise me you won’t flail around or do something stupid”, he stopped himself before his fingers touched the restraints.

“I promise”, she groaned.

In a few seconds, Rainbow Miz was free to move her hands and legs again. “There we go”, Damien said as he threw the last restraint away.

“So what did the Doctor tell you?” Rainbow Miz asked.

“He told me that you are in no state to compete”, Damien truthfully replied, “To be honest, this is a great trick to get yourself out of our match with The Ascension”, he whispered mischievously.

“I told you, I am not Miz! I am RAINBOW BUCKING DASH!!” Rainbow Miz yelled right in Damien’s face. She was getting really tired of having to tell everyone her name over and over again. It’s not that she really hated it; it was just that the situation she was in was really pissing her off.

“Okay, I’m sorry!” Damien smiled sheepishly before there was a knock on the door, “Excuse me, I’ll get that”, he said before he left.

“I wonder what the others are doing?” Rainbow Miz thought as she curled herself into a ball, shedding a single tear.

“Rainbow Dash! What is wrong with you? Answer me!” Twilight was starting to get worried. There was something definitely wrong with her friend. She hadn’t even talked to her and all she did was mumble something while she sat on her bed.

Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship was the prized student of Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria. She had been known for her methods of creating and mending friendships with almost everypony she met, not mention her own talent in handling even the most hardest of spells.

Mike Dash tried his best to tune out the pleas of the lavender alicorn. He would’ve easily dismissed the predicament as a mere dream but it seemed too real for him to handle. He really was a pony and he had wings. All he could think of now was a way to get back.

“Who are you, a figment of my imagination?” Mike Dash questioned Twilight. He figured it would be best if he’d play along with whatever shit was going on around him.

“Figment of your imagination?” Twilight asked, “I’m Twilight Sparkle! I’m your friend!” she yelled. Something was very off with her pegasus friend. She had never been this ignorant or stubborn before and that was saying something.

“Whatever, Twinkie”, Mike Dash smirked, “Tell me I’m not in a land filled with ponies”, he added with a groan.

“What’s the matter with you? Don’t you know me?” Twilight yelled, catching Mike by surprise. He certainly didn’t expect the alicorn to be such a loud-mouth.

“WHY THE HELL WOULD I KNOW YOU!!?” Mike shouted right in Twilight’s face. He had enough of all this and he wanted to make it all go poof in seconds. “I am not Rainbow Dash! I don’t know how I got here! I don’t care about you or anyone here!!” he said angrily.

Twilight was left completely speechless by the outburst her friend had suddenly made. She was shocked beyond words to hear such harsh words coming from the mouth of the pegasus.

“What’s goin’ on? I heard some yellin’”, Applejack said as she entered Rainbow Dash’s bedroom, only to find a scowl on the pegasus’ face and a shocked expression on Twilight’s, “What’s wrong?”, she asked Twilight.

No answer came from the lavender alicorn so Applejack decided to inquire Mike Dash instead.

“Rainbow Dash, what’s the matter?” she asked him, trying to place a comforting hoof on his shoulder only to find it brushed away rather roughly.

“I. Am. Not. Rainbow. Dash”, Mike Dash growled, he was becoming increasingly frustrated with the situation every passing second.

“What? Yes, you are”, Applejack insisted, raising an eyebrow at her friend’s weird and unusual behavior.

“No, she...I mean, he’s right”, Twilight finally found her voice again. In her brief state of physical unconsciousness, she managed to find out that the brain waves of Rainbow Dash were irregular. It was almost like somepony had managed to take complete control of her body.

“Finally, Twinkie gets it”, Mike Dash heaved a sigh of relief.

“First of all, it’s Twilight, not Twinkie”, Twilight began to explain the situation according the assumptions she had made.

“Whatever”, Mike Dash rolled his eyes.

“Secondly, Rainbow Dash is not here, mentally I mean. By some unknown string of events, Rainbow Dash’s mind was displaced somewhere and replaced with another mind...his mind”, Twilight pointed to Mike Dash.

“Huh? Does that mean there is somepony else inside of Rainbow Dash’s head?” Applejack asked. She was starting to get the whole situation.

“Duh! No shit, Sherlock”, Mike Dash crossed his hooves.

“Who and what are you?” Twilight asked Mike Dash.

“I’m The Miz and I’m awesome!” Mike loudly announced, “I’m a professional wrestler and an A-List movie star and also a former reality show star”, he added with a proud grin.

“A wrestler? An actor?” Applejack was a bit puzzled by his answer.

“What species are you? Bison? Zebra? Griffon?” Twilight asked again as she felt she didn’t get a definite answer.

“Human”, Mike Dash sternly replied. Click! And Twilight had that “sudden idea” look on her face again, creeping out The Miz.

“Human? Twilight, isn’t that the world you went to twice before?” Applejack asked Twilight. She had heard the alicorn mention the word some few times after her last visit.

“Yes, it’s probably the same one”, Twilight hastily replied, “Rainbow Dash must be in your body if my guess is correct. We must go through the portal and get her back to our world”, she tried to gallop out of the bedroom before she was grabbed by a blue hoof.

“Hold on there, Twinkie. You say your friend and I swapped bodies?” Mike Dash asked. Things were getting weirder and weirder by the minute. “Is that even possible?” Mike Dash seemed even more skeptical than usual.

“Yes, I think there’s a spell for that and another spell to revert it”, Twilight said confidently. She had recalled her days back in Canterlot where Celestia would tell her about ancient spells that could cause chaos and disorder as scary bedtime stories. Mike Dash would’ve dismissed the mention of spells and magic as some dumb fairy tales but due to the predicament he was in, he had no choice but to believe this strange horned pegasus.

“Well, what are we waitin’ for? Let’s go”, Applejack began to push the duo out of the bedroom.

Suddenly, a purple glow from beneath Rainbow’s Dash bed caught their attention. Slowly, a swirling mass of magic phased through the bed before it stopped a few feet above the bed. Twilight instantly recognized it as dark magic.

“What the hell is that!?” Mike Dash exclaimed. Too much strange shit had gone down lately and it seems, to his annoyance, it was only starting to unfold more and more.

“That’s dark magic”, Twilight moved closer and closer, “I can feel Rainbow Dash’s essence inside of it”. The closer she got, the stronger Rainbow Dash’s essence became. It was becoming quite clear that this “portal” of sorts had something to do with Rainbow Dash’s “disappearance”.

Rainbow Miz was starting to get bored due to the wait. She had heard some voices in the next room but she didn’t dare try to interfere. She was a bit afraid that the bearded human named Damien might knock her out again.

“Where is he?” she heard someone ask near the door before a bald, slightly bearded human entered the bedroom. He didn’t look happy and he was wearing a suit and he was definitely much larger than Damien.

“What’s wrong with him? He looks fine”, a long haired human, presumably a female joined the bald one. She had makeup on her and she also wore a suit. Unlike the male, she seemed a lot kinder.

Triple H or Hunter Hearst Helmsley was the current COO of the WWE and the head of almost everything that was going down in the huge company. He was a wrestler but he had focused more on the business side of things due to his job but he definitely was not one to be trifled with, either inside or outside of the ring.

His wife Stephanie McMahon was the daughter of the head honcho, Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Due to her heritage, she was one of the principal owners of the WWE and one of the leaders of The Authority, a villainous group that did what was “best for business” even if it meant getting rid of people they didn’t like.

“Trust me, he is not okay”, Damien wiped a sweat off his brow. He felt quite uneasy being so close to the power couple but who could blame him?

“Who are you two?” Rainbow Miz asked, without a single hint of fear or intimidation. Something told her that the two humans in front of her had a lot of power on their hands and they shouldn’t be messed with.

“Come on, Miz. Snap out of it”, Triple H chuckled while Stephanie smiled, “If this is your way of getting out of your match with The Ascension, you’re not doing a very good job”. Miz....they called her Miz again.

“FOR THE LAST TIME!! MY NAME IS RAINBOW DASH!! NOT MIZ!!” she yelled at the top of her lungs. However, Triple H and Stephanie didn’t seem the least bit amused by that.

“Uh-oh”, Damien gulped, quickly scattering out of the room as he realized something bad was gonna happen.

“What the--?” Rainbow Miz asked as she was suddenly grabbed by Triple H.

“Look here, “A-Lister”. I’m your boss and she’s your boss too. If you don’t get your bearings together, there’s gonna be one less movie star to clean up around here, understand?”, the 13-time world champion stared right into Rainbow Miz’s eyes, scaring the shit right out of her.

“Y-Yes sir”, Rainbow Miz stammered, forcing a smile.

“And turn that purple light under your bed, it’s starting to bug me”, Stephanie said in disdain when she noticed the pulsing light beneath the bed.

“Purple light?”, Rainbow Miz asked before she got off the bed to take a better look.

The pulsing light kept on flashing before it phased above the bed, much to the shock of the trio in the bedroom. After a few seconds, it came into full view. It was purple vortex of strange energy which was reacting violently.

“What is that!?” Stephanie screamed, hiding behind her husband.

“Miz, what the hell have you done?” Triple H asked, fixing his eyes on the vortex.

“Nothing. It’s not me”, Rainbow Miz quickly denied before she slowly crawled away from the vortex.

The next second, a small shockwave erupted from the unstable portal, hitting Triple H in the chest and rendering him unconscious. Fortunately, Rainbow Miz wasn’t affected while Stephanie was shielded by Triple H.

“Hunter! Wake up!” Stephanie began to shake her unconscious husband.

“What happened!?”, Damien stuck his head into the room again before noticed the fallen figure of his boss as well as the purple vortex, “Oh shit”, he muttered before he helped drag Triple H out of the room.

“Wonder why I wasn’t affected”, Rainbow Miz asked herself. She was able to groggily walk on two legs now, although it was quite hard for the former pegasus. She took a seat near Damien while he and Stephanie splashed some water on Triple H to wake him up.

“Wake up”, Stephanie was almost in tears now. She could hear his heartbeat but she wasn’t quite sure what was wrong.

“I’ll give him CPR!” Damien volunteered and prepared to dive right in, before Stephanie swatted him away with a slap right to the face.

“Don’t. You. Dare. Touch. Him”, she growled. Rainbow Miz squirmed in her seat after seeing how scary Stephanie was.

The next second, Triple H suddenly opened his eyes and gasped. While the other three looked on with widened eyes and opened mouths, he stumbled to floor while coughing.

“Honey, are you alright?”, Stephanie was the first to talk to him.

“I’m alright...” Triple H said before he noticed the woman near her, “Hey! Who are you!?” he suddenly recoiled back and almost hit his head on a recliner.

“Who am I? I’m your wife!” Stephanie replied as Triple H wiped his eyes.

“A human?” Triple H asked as he saw the three humans near him.

“Oh no, not again”, Damien groaned as he realized the strange things that were happening before were starting to happen again.

“So, if I manage to stabilize the uncontrollable magic inside this strange portal, I might be able to get you and Rainbow Dash back to your respective bodies”, Twilight said as she started to charge magic on her horn.

“Might?” Mike Dash asked, narrowing his eyes at the alicorn. He was sure as hell not gonna put all his faith into this crazy pony.

“There’s no harm in trying, right?” Twilight gave a nervous chuckle before she faced the purple vortex.

“I really hope there isn’t”, Applejack gulped.

“Twinkie, if you don’t get this right, you’re never getting my trust again”, Mike Dash growled. Twilight quickly glared at him, clearly offended.

“If I get this right, I hope I never see you again”, Twilight shot back. Mike had become increasingly annoying because of his comments. If he wasn’t in her friend’s body, she would have gladly kicked his hindquarters.

“Same here”, Mike Dash chuckled, loving all the hate he got from the alicorn. Besides, who would he be if he didn’t have any haters? He always loved it and he always will.

“Here goes”, Twilight closed eyes, trying not to think about The Miz’s words and only focusing on getting her friend back. A beam of magic shot from her horn, hitting the portal right at the middle.

“Good job, Twilight! Keep goin’”, Applejack cheered her on.

“Is it working?” Twilight asked as she grunted. It was harder than she thought and she could feel the fatigue already building up inside of her. However, the thought of getting Rainbow Dash back to her old self pushed her on despite the pain.

“Nope, Twinkie. Try harder!”, Mike Dash yelled, apparently unimpressed by the alicorn.

Twilight winced at the reply so she fired a much larger beam. Unfortunately, the power was too much to handle for the portal and as a result, it expelled the excess magic in the form of a purple shockwave which hit Twilight, knocking her out in the process.

“Twilight!” Applejack quickly galloped to her friend’s side, fearing for the worst.

“I knew she was pathetic and useless”, Mike Dash smirked as he stared at the alicorn’s fallen form.

“Don’t you dare say Twilight’s useless!” Applejack growled.

“Already said it. Useless little Twinkie”, Mike Dash chuckled.

“Why you—“, Applejack had enough of Mike Dash’s comments. She was gonna shut him up one way or another. Before she could touch him, Twilight stirred and she came to.

“W-What happened?” Twilight slowly opened her eyes.

“Oh, thank heavens you’re okay”, Applejack heaved a sigh of relief. By some damn luck, Twilight was unhurt and awake. Then, something totally unexpected happened.

“Who the hell are you?!” Twilight suddenly shouted with her eyes wide open, “AAHH! What happened to me?!!”, she yelled again, staring at her hooves.

“Twilight, what’s the matter with you?”, Applejack tried to comfort her but she was quickly pushed away by a mild telekinetic attack.

“Get away from me!!” Twilight screamed. She was breathing heavily, almost like a scared animal that was cornered by a predator.

“Oh damn”, Mike Dash sighed as he realized exactly what was going on with Twinkie.