//------------------------------// // Chapter 2 // Story: Loves Weird // by ILIKEBOOKS //------------------------------// "Well that just happened", Spike said to himself as he moved the straw in his milkshake around with his tongue."I wonder why she kissed me I was just defending her from Diamond Tiara maybe she li..no she was just thanking me don't over think it Spike" "Hiya, Spikey" Pinkie said as she placed a receipt on the table. "I'll be back when you're ready to pay," "Thanks, Pinkie" Spike grabbed the receipt placed bits inside of it and wrapped the paper around it. Spike walked up to the cash register where Pinkie was counting bits. "Here, Pinkie this should cover the milkshakes," "Thanks, so Spike I saw that you defended Apple Bloom and that was really sweet maybe you can become a guard when you're older," Pinkie said with a giggle and soon Spike found himself laughing along with her. "Yeah maybe I can protect the princess while I'm at it and have a cape with a lance, hehe could you imagine it?" "Don't mean to be rude but Pinkie, Pumpkin accidentally shot off your party cannon in the kitchen" Mr. Cake said with streamers and confetti stuck in his mane. Pinkie struck a heroic pose and a face full of determination. "Don't worry Mr. Cake if there is anything I'm good at It's eating cupcakes and cleaning parties, I'm all outta cupcakes," Pinkie then dashed as a pink blur into kitchen where clanking and crashing could be heard. "Oh, sweet Celestia did I just make things worse," Mr. Cake asked to no one in particular. "Don't worry Mr. Cake I'm sure everything will be fine," just as Spike finished his sentence a huge crash could be heard from the kitchen. "Maybe I should go see the damage" just like the pink mare before him Mr. Cake vanished in to the kitchen in a blur. "This place is crazy, I should be getting back to the library" Spike thought as he left Sugar Cube Corner. Spike began walking to the library where he and Twilight Sparkle lived. As Spike was walking he noticed Snips and Snails were in heated argument again. "Like I said it's Hearts and Hooves Day," Snips said staring down Snails. "No, it's not it's. Hearts and Hoof Day" Snails shot back with a aggravated frown. "Actually Snails, Snips is right it's called Hearts and Hooves Day," Spike said in his matter of factly voice. "Ha I knew it pass up the five bits, Snails" Snips frown turned into one of the most cockiest grins Spike ever saw. Snails pulled out five bits from somewhere and placed them in Snip's hoof. "Much obliged, Snails now let's go buy some bubble gum" Snips said as the pair walked off. "Knowing those two they're gonna get it stuck in their fur" Spike said to himself. So Spike continued his walk back to the library. With no interruptions he made it back to the library with no issues. As Spike entered the library he saw Twilight reading a book as per usual. He decided not to bother her so he made his way to Twilight's and his room. He saw his little basket that he slept in and laid down in it. He covered himself in a blanket and fell asleep. Spike opened his eyes to be greeted by a large green field. Right dead center of the field was Rarity wearing a wedding dress, in front of Rarity was columns of chairs all occupied with Spike's friends. Next to Spike was Shining Armor who was dressed in a tuxedo with a pin on his chest that said "a dragons best stallion". Twilight was dressed in a best mare's dress and was wiping her eyes with her hoof. Fluttershy was also wearing a dress and was conducting a bird choir that was chirping "Here comes the bride". As Rarity walked down the aisle tears were forming in her eyes. Rarity walked across from Spike and looked deeply into his eyes. They said their vows and Princess Celestia pronounced them Dragon and Mare. Spike lifted the veil off Rarity's face and looked lovingly into Rarity's blue eyes. As they moved closer their lips met and cheering could be heard all around them. When Spike released the kiss he was shocked to find the mare he was kissing wasn't Rarity it was Sweetiebelle! Spike shot up from his basket gasping for air. His body was covered in cold sweat and he looked out the window to see Celestia's sun just started rising. Wow that was one crazy dream but I wonder what did it mean?