My Roommate is a pony?

by Meh121


Stitches

I was shocked that she just did well that. I looked at her, my passion for her has only grown and so has my own fear. I sighed as I looked at her, she gave a puzzled look.

"What's wrong, something seems to be troubling you, did I do something wrong?" Twilight asked as she got off my chest and stood up.

"No it's nothing..." I sighed as I stood up.

"Are you sure?" She asked. I nodded as I grabbed my clothes and went into the restroom, I looked back at her and winked.

'What was that whole thing about, his body healed fine, why did we just have sex in a hospital? Wait Twilight forget about that ask about the important questions first. His body glowed with a light, what was that exactly?' Twilight thought.

I looked into the mirror and noticed nothing was really different, I still looked the same besides a bit of a loss of color. I started to change and noticed my chest had no visible scars from the wound. I moved my hand across my chest and felt nothing wrong either.

'What the actual hell how did this happen? What about this so called holy light was I dreaming? The holy light is a church thing, but also a thing in games such as wow, shit I haven't even played that in like four months. Ahh I need to actually think, Death himself called me a paladin, I had to have been dreaming. It can't be real, but how do I even explain no visible scars. I'm perfectly fine!' I thought as I punched the mirror. I stared at the blood and I didn't even yelp or yell in pain. If anything I was rather angry. I heard hoofsteps as they approached the door, I heard Twilight quickly bust through the door.

I saw her shocked face as she looked at the shards of glass in my hand. "What did you do, are you okay?" She asked the first part rather confused the second one with general concern.

"This doesn't even make sense! I should have stitches in my chest! Scars at least!" I snapped as I looked at her. I couldn't make sense of this and it was driving me crazy.

"Just take a deep breath." Twilight said calmly. She started to use her magic to take out the glass. I winced in pain.

"What is that supposed to do make everything all peachy?" I asked harshly, my voice sounding as if I shot daggers at Twilight. "What would taking a breath do?"

"It would calm you down, trust me." Twilight told me. I looked at her as she used her magic to heal me. She gave a surprised look as she looked at my hand. "It won't work why can't I heal the wound it's nothing major, so I should be able to heal it." Twilight gasped.

I blinked and looked at her, I took a deep breath.

"Do you have enough magical ability to teleport us to Fluttershy's? I asked.

"I should why is it you ask?" Twilight asked.

"Just do it please." I told her losing my patience.


"If you say so." Twilight said with drawn out tone. I smiled warmly at her for reassurance, but she didn't know what I was planning.

"Trust me." I said with a giggle using her own words against her.

'How is this cut not bothering him, he clearly needs stitches then since magic won't fix it.' Twilight thought as she focused on Fluttershy's cottage. She opened her eyes and saw that we we're all ready inside the cottage. 'Strange I could have sworn I wanted to teleport out of the cottage.

'Is this my fate to be some Paladin, here I thought my fate was to get a career and finish college. Now I'm some supposed to be some protector of the world. This doesn't make sense, all because of some supernatural dream I'm here as a paladin? No this is not how it's supposed to be I just want things to be normal again.' I thought clenching my teeth in anger, I tried to move my hand to hit
something...again. This time I was stopped by feeling Twilight's hoof on my shoulder, she clearly saw my anger getting the best of me again. 'Good thing she did that before I would have had to probably had to have surgery on this hand.' I thought wincing in pain looking at it.

"Hey Fluttershy, um Tyler thought that it would be a good idea to stop by here." Twilight giggled at her friend who was now on the ground.

"I was just about to meet up with the others, bu-...but seeing as he is here now, and with you." Fluttershy said rather quiet even for her. She took notice to the blood dripping onto the ground. She swiftly recovered and stood up. "Oh my you're hurt let me grab my medical kit." She said before she actually rushed swiftly into an unknown room.

'Well glad that my presumption payed off.' I thought. I looked over at Twilight, who was giving the we still need to talk look, I nodded as I did have some explaining to do.

"I can trust that you will be fine here alone with her for a few minutes, I need to round up the others. After all this time you aren't the size of a bug." She giggled knowing how I still felt about that prank went wrong. I took a deep breath and just rolled my eyes, my anger had been getting the best of me recently. It was starting to feel as if I kept directing it at her, it really wasn't meant to be though.

I watched as she teleported out of the cottage and left. I suddenly heard another set of hoofsteps as Fluttershy came in with her medical kit.

'This is so awkward...' I thought.

'Awkward.' Fluttershy thought.

"Ummm I umm grabbed the medical kit." She muttered.

"Uhh thanks, look Fluttershy I know what happened before was not you. I can trust you and now I need you to do these stitches." I told her. I watched her face blush and she gave a look of shock. 'Hopefully you don't sow my body and do god knows what happens.' I thought. "You are trained for this right, I mean with all of the animals and everything right?" I asked worried. She nodded before she took the needle. But not before everypony came in and was able to watch. "That was fast." I said watching as the needle was moving closer.

"Turns out they were all at the train station, so it was pretty easy." Twilight said with a smirk. 'This is going to be fun to watch.' She thought.

"R-rea, ready?" Fluttershy asked. I nodded and gulped.

"All without painkillers in his system. Well that is one tough boyfriend Twilight. Sure he doesn't belong with a pony like me?" Rainbow jokingly asked. She received a small hit from Applejack for her comment, to which I smiled and so did Twilight.

"Mother of god this hurts!" I shouted.

"I barley touched you." Fluttershy said finally getting out of her awkward stage.

"I knew that." I said embarrassed. The room was met with laughter, for everyone except me.

"Glad you all are having so much fun." I mumbled.

"I take it back Twilight he is definitely meant for you." Rainbow told her, Twilight just rolled her eyes. I took a deep breath as the needle was sowing in after four minutes of screaming I finally bit down on my shirt. The constant feeling of a needle piercing skin, it felt like it being ripped apart, only to feel a thread dragging through it. After 20 or so minutes it was finally done.

"That only hurt for like the first 10 minutes, good thing needles don't scare me right." I chuckled.

"Thank you Fluttershy." I smiled at her.

"No problem." She replied warmly with a smile

"Just what exactly was that wound from sugar cube?" Applejack asked.

"I punched a mirror." I bluntly stated. I felt everyone's eyes lock on and their jaws drop. 'Probably not the best choice of words.' I thought. I looked over at Twilight to please save me, she nodded. I felt my prayers answered. I felt Twilight's magic grip me as she yanked me over to her.

"I'm going to take Tyler to my place for a few he needs some rest, we'll see you girls tomorrow." Her horn lit up as she teleported both of us to her place.

"I so owe you one." I told her.

"Oh I know you do, and you can repay your favor by telling me what is wrong with you. But first.." She smiled as she said this and pinned me down on her bed.

'I've created a monster and I love it.' I thought.

'This kid is something else.' Death thought. "I think he's funny but still not as funny as me." His counterpart said with a giggle of a child. "I know the boss said not interfere with mortal business, but I think he can make an exception. After all the last Paladin was over forty years ago, and my how things have changed." He said in awe. "Wait forty then how are there hundreds still around?" His childish counterpart asked. "You see as long as a paladin is not killed in combat, well they live much longer than the average mortal." Death said as he closed his mind off. He smirked as he began to cast a teleportation spell.