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// Epilogue: The Final Barn 
// Story: Barn Surprise 
// by sparklepeep 
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"Rainbow Dash, this was the best idea you ever had. We ain't been interrupted for a whole week!"

"What'd I tell you, huh? There's no way Pinkie Pie can find us in the skies."

"Reckon you're right. But, Dash, did you really have to make the cloud house shaped like a barn?"

"Hey, I thought it'd make it feel like home for you."

"It'd be just a mite better if you got some magic from Twilight so I could walk on them clouds."

"I prefer the 'if you stop holding on to me you'll fall to your death' system we got here, if you don't mind me saying so."

"Well, pardner, I guess I just have to keep holdin' on mighty tight now. So, ready for round 73?"

"Always. And this time, I'm going to make you lose your hat."

"Ain't worked the last 72 times."

"You are on, pardner."





Outside the cloud barn in the sky, Pinkie Pie was sitting in her latest invention with Scootaloo, sharing a giant tub of popcorn.

"So, Pinkie Pie," Scootaloo said as round 73 was over and Rainbow Dash fell asleep.

"Yes?"

"Thanks for bringing me up here."

"No problem! Now you see there's always more to learn? It's not always about boy ponies and girl ponies. You can do whatever you want as long as you have fun and protection," Pinkie Pie knocked on her and Scootaloo's helmets much to Scootaloo's dismay, "sometimes you can have two boy ponies or two girl ponies or even ten boy ponies and one girl pony and---"

"Hey, Pinkie Pie, I have a question."

"Yes, Scootaloo? Is it about the amazing lollipop stabilizers on my stealth candyclopter or the---"

"No! No! It's about, you know, them," Scootaloo nudged her head towards the open barn window.

"What about the loveponies? You want more popcorn?"

"No! Yes! Well," Scootaloo blushed a little, "does it count as having a threesome with Rainbow Dash and Applejack if I'm watching?"