//------------------------------// // A Big Mistake // Story: A Whole New World // by Van50608 //------------------------------// Chapter 40 A Big Mistake   Hello everyone! Sorry for the long wait Finals are pretty much enveloping my time like a white blood cell to a pathogen. Fuck you biology. Well did you guys see the season 2 finale?!? Holy shit! Disneys got nothin on us. Hasbro 4 life bro.  -Van After apologizing and cleaning up the last of Jacob's feces that hit the fan and sent shit flying everywhere we decided that we would shower off and have a meeting outside on the main porch to discuss what course if action should be taken in Graham's problem, and how it should be taken care if without really devastating her feelings. Seriously the poor girls struck out once already she needs a well deserved break.  After about an hour of tedious cleaning I got Luna who had the night off from court to come to the meeting. I assumed that she was the oldest of all of us therefore she had the most wisdom and insight on what to do in Graham's current predicament.  When we had all gathered on the deck fresh cool coolers filled with mountain few were waiting for us to drink them. Thank god too because it was going to be a long fucking night. To begin our meeting I said "Alight guys is everypony here?" I look over to see that everypony is in fact here including Luna. I say "Well we got a serious problem on our hands. Graham has gotten into some mare trouble and he needs our help to fix his fucked up problem. Suggestions?" Luna spoke up and asked "Who's the best at solving these problems?" Elliott, Graham, and Michael pointed their hoof quickly in the direction of Grant who just sighed and said "Well I do have the most experience in solving girl problems. It's what I did back home as kind of a hobby." Cory doubles over laughing and says "A hobby? Dude it was like your mother fucking job! Don't lie you dick biscuit."   I back him up and say "Yeah up until the end of 9th grade thats all you seemed to do, and if Jacob and I recall correctly you bitched about it too." Grant was about to retaliate with one of his world famous worth smart ass comebacks until Luna clapped her hooves together and said "Good! Now thats all settled." Cory asked "What do you mean?" She facehoofed and "It means we just send Grant in you retarded block head." I WAS going to say it but Grant beat me to the punch. He yelled "Hey spread the word to end the word broski!" Everypony looks at him and says "Tool." I think "Better him than me." before getting ready to get this plan ready. The next day around noon we decided that it's time to send Grant out on his mission formally dubbed "Operation Strikeout". Our general plan went as follows: Send Jacob on a quick recon sweep, have Grant infiltrate, fix Twilight, GTFO. It seems pretty basic and it should have a 100% success rate. It's now 11:30 it's time to begin our operation. Ok it's now 12:00 Jacob has returned from his recon mission with the all clear from Spike. We had him evacuate the house just in case things go south. Now it was time to send in the big guns. I yell "Grant it's go time! hoorah!"  He yells back with a with a fake army voice "Hoorah!"And then sprints out the door. Grant's Point Of  View "Ok now I feel officially stupid for yelling back at Van. Sometimes I think he was dropped on his head." I think to myself as I compose my thoughts for the endeavor ahead of me. I think "How am I going to do this? Well first things first I have to be subtle about it I need to kinda dance around the topic not go for a direct approach." After my hard thinking session I see that I have arrived at the tree house library thing. I think to myself "It's go time." I knock on the door gently enough to not be disturbing, but loud enough to get her attention she opens the door and asks "Oh hi Grant what are you doing here?" I reply "I'm here mainly because I'm bored the guys aren't doing anything today so I thought I would come and read for awhile." She looks at me, smiles, and says "That sounds great! Please come in." I think to myself "Bingo." I say "You have a very nice library here." She says "Thank you, but really Spike does all the cleaning here." I say "Well he does a very good job." She replies "Yes he is my special little guy. Can I get you some tea?"  I reply "Yes tea sounds really nice right now." She trots off to boil the tea. I think to myself "Ok Grant your almost there just beat around the bush a little more." A couple of minutes later she comes back in with two cups of boiling hit tea. She asks "So what books did you want to read while you are here?" I rely "Ummm." I panic and think " Shit! I really pulled a blank this time didn't I?" I hesitate and reply "Ummm Earth Pony magic." She looks at me quizzically and asks "Ok cut the crap why are you really here?" I sigh and say "Well to be completely honest I was sent here by my friends." She asks "Why?" I reply "To get an alternate view point on the current situation with Graham." She gets out of her chair and yells "Why can't you just leave my problems alone!?!"  I see a small light coming from her horn. She continues "Who do you think YOU are SNOOPING in MY personal business?!?" The light was getting brighter. She screams "Why can't you just LEAVE ME ALONE?!?" That light was really bright now. She finishes and yells "JUST GET OUT!" the next thing I know I'm meet by a tsunami of pain and agony. I look back to see that I have a ahead through about seven walls. Then my whole world goes black.  To be continued. Here are some interesting facts about Black Widow spider: 1. Male Black Widow spiders and juveniles of both sexes (which resemble the male) do not bite, so they are not dangerous to humans. 2. The venom of the female Black Widow spider is 15 times more potent than that of the Prairie Rattlesnake. 3. The female will occasionally dine on the male after mating, hence the name "Widow".