//------------------------------// // Onions - DARKPHANTOM13 // Story: SpikeDash Group Collab // by Vexy //------------------------------// Rainbow Dash huffed as she set two heavy grocery bags onto the counter top. Her husband for a year, Spike, was out at that moment mining some gems for himself and his work. While he was out RD had decided to surprise the drake by making dinner for the two of them. Though the only hitch in the plan was that she couldn't remember the last time she actually cooked something that didn’t involve a microwave. “Eh, how hard can it be?” she shrugged to herself as she opened a cookbook. She stopped at a page where the recipe sounded delicious. “Ohh, this looks fancy and it has onions, his favorite.” ------------------------------------------------------------- “Hey, Dash, I’m home!” Spike yelled as he came inside with a bag full of gems. Though as soon as he stepped inside he smelled something burning and followed the smell to the kitchen. Inside he saw a frantic, crying, red-eyed Rainbow Dash trying to burn out a dish from the oven that had smoke billowing out of it. She turned to see her husband staring at her with a confused and amused expression on his face. “Oh, um, hey Spike,” Rainbow said nervously. “I tried to make dinner, but it turns out that cooking isn’t my thing.” Spike merely chuckled as she took the dish from the mare, dropped it into the sink, and doused it with water. “How about we go out to eat?” “Sure, let me just get some eye drops into my eyes before we go,” Rainbow said with a smile. “Why are your eyes red anyway?” Spike asked with a raised eyebrow. “It’s those stupid onions,” she complained. “I don’t get how your eyes are always fine when you cut them.” “That’s because I always put my membrane over my eyes when I’m dealing with onions and stuff.” The drake answered back with the smirk. She could only let out a groan in reply and vow to never cook again.