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// Epilogue 
// Story: Discord Meets Ruby Rose 
// by Maxes Altho 
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	Bzzzzt.  Bzzzzt.  Bzzzzt.

Come on, it’s too early, Mr. Alarm Clock.

Bzzzzt.  Bzzzzt.  Bzzzzt.

Wait, my alarm doesn’t go ‘bzzzt bzzzt’. It goes ‘ring ring’.  Wha…?

I wake up, bits of cloud bed stuck to me, and look around my room.  Everything is in shadow, except for a light coming from one cloud-shelf.  Oh, crap!  That’s the Remnant datapad!

I swoop over, pick it up (kinda difficult with hooves), and answer it.  “Ruby?”

“Oh my God, Rainbow?  Is it really you?”  Several crashes sound behind her.  “We need help!  I think something from your world came through again!”

I sigh.  “And how do you know?”

“Well, this lady’s tall, mean, dark, holes in her arms and legs, and is shouting something about…”

“I am Queen Chrysalis!  You will feel my wrath!  And then you will help me destroy Equestria!  Muahahahaa!”

Son of a… “Okay Ruby.  Just stay calm.  We’ve dealt with her before.  Stay hidden, and don’t get caught.”

“Uh…”

*sigh* “You already got caught, didn’t you?”

“Currently in some kind of gooey green thing, about to be digested alive, yes.”

I facehoof.  “Okay, I have some good news and bad news.  The good news is, you aren’t gonna die.”

“Goodie.  What’s the bad news?”

“Prepare to have every positive emotion sucked out of your body.  We’ll be there as soon as we can.”

“Thanks.  Let’s hope we can repay these favors someday… crap! She’s coming!  Hurry Rai—”

Static.  I sigh again, and make my way towards Twilight’s.  Being the savior of two worlds isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.