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// Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games (nemryn) 
// Story: Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed 
// by Admiral Biscuit 
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Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games
nemryn

This time, there was only a note placed on the center of the bed.

“I must say, Mr. The Human, it has been quite some time since I had the displeasure of inspecting a venue that was so uniquely unsuited to the task of hosting the Equestria Games. The pillows aren't regulation weight, the springs need a tune-up, and the bed itself isn't large enough for any events other than the 5k Nap. The sanitation facilities are inadequate, and a single portal is not nearly enough to accommodate the expected number of ponies. Additionally, while it is not part of the formal inspection process, I find your taste in pornography questionable. A lesser mare might say she regretted denying your application, but the only thing I regret is participating in this farce.”