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// What happened here? (A bogus chapter) 
// Story: Scootaloo flys a HUEY 
// by Hillbe 
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I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED



Big Mac was shaking his head and muttering under his labored breath " EeeNope ,Nope , Nope". 
With each stroke of the scrub  brush and a flush of soapy water came another "Nope".

Fluttershy fluttered up behind him and roared like an angry mouse.
"How could you , Macintosh Apple !?". 

He said no reply as the brush did its work.

She took in a few deep breaths, rolled up her hooves and started slugging his back in a fit of fluttering rage.
"How could you !?"  She shrieked, 

She was like a raging butterfly pummeling his back with humming bird blows.

Mac took the blusters from the irate mare, She continued her timid retribution as he continued to scrub.

"What will everypony say? " Tears streamed from her eyes,
"What about Rarity? What about Spike? "Sniff".
She bawled "What about their children?".

Mac rolled his eyes "She's only got one, Ah. .  whatever it is. ."
As the brush moved along.

"How could you !" Fluttershy gasped and settled in a slumped pile of embarrassment "She's pregnant".

Mac looked at Flutters and said "Look Shy , It's not a big deal, I just thought it would be fun".
'If I knew then what I know now ,I should of said No thank you kindly '




x  X  x


Spike was cleaning himself off scrubbing his scales and his little Ruby in an old watering trough .

Apple Bloom brought some shampoo and a few glasses of fresh water for Rarity and the dynamic duo in their makeshift bathing tub.

Spike was really ticked off , Puffs of smoke coming out of his mouth as he spoke.
"I'm sorry Rarity, But Big Mac started it And I couldn't protect you or our little Ruby".

Rarity dipped her hooves into the tub "Spikey, Precious scales, I'm not hurt or offended one little bit".
She washed little smudges off her fur and continued with pleading eyes 
"It's not like poor Big Mac could control himself; Pish posh, I have enough to take care of  right here"

Spike reached up putting his claws gently on her cheeks and drew her muzzle close to his snout for a smooch. 
His eyes met hers drawing her closer still, Till she let out a quiet "Ahem".
She pointed her eyes to his lips "Ahem", 
Raising a single brow she gave another but louder  "Ahem". A plump goober hanging from his upper lip.

Spikes eyes popped open wide and he quickly released his mare and plunged his face into the water just as Ruby farted, 
Smoky bubbles burst on the surface. "Blop, Plip PIFF pop pop pop  ".Ruby screamed with joy "UBBLES
Rarity held back a snicker and as Spike resurfaced and let out a giant gasp for fresh air , 
That was the last straw in the bale of hay,  Rarity let out a very un-lady like belly laugh.   "Ubbles !"
His eyes lit up at his marsh mellow mare laughing uncontrollably " What's so funny ? " He quizzed.

"Oh dear, precious scales, What am I going to do with you?".  "Ubbles !   Ubbles!"
She leaned on the trough and put her muzzle against his wet snout and promptly fell in with a splash.

Apple Bloom looked at the trio and barked "You silly foals keep this up and no ponies going to get done cleaning up around here!"

Apple Bloom just shook her head and said under her breath "Darn ya Big Mac ,
I got better things to be doing than to be cleaning up yer messes".   "Ubbles!"

Ruby was splashing , bubbling and playing around in the sudsy water , Sitting on her odd set of parents in the tub trough 
saying with a delightful smile "Ubbles!".




x X x



"So let me get this straight " Rainbow reviewed her information " You started this morning with a normal flight , Right?".

Scootaloo nodded with a silent yes. Rainbow continued with the oration "And nothing happened, Is that correct?".

Squirt answered "yep, you can see it parked right there "

Rainbow glanced at the machine shining like a new bit on Sunday. "So tell me how this stuff was found in the park and I've got witnesses reporting an exploding helicopter with pieces recovered and you say nothing happened?"

Scootaloo put a hoof to her chin and said "Let me tell you how nothing happened , Sort a went like this. . ."


x  X x


I came in today to give a client who we did a job for last month , A free ride. nothing special , Just Spikes family and Big Mac.
I took off and the ride was normal , I even let Apple bloom get a little stick time. It went pretty well till I looked back at Apple Blooms brother.

He didn't look too good, All pale and wobbly looking, you could see his eyes bugging out every time we made a turn. Before I could ask Apple Bloom for the controls I saw Big Mac lose it. It was awful , I've never seen him go off like that. Then Rarity let go and before we got half way back all heck broke loose. I had stuff going everywhere.

Big Mac, Spike, Apple Bloom and Rarity all going at each other, It was a nightmare . First Big Mac heaving his breakfast right on Rarity, She then turned a light shade of green and let out a big vomiting mess on Apple Blooms mane.

I couldn't think oats and apples could smell so bad, But mix it with Raritys perfume, It was only time before Spike would  loose it.
Oats, apples, and cider from Mac , Hay fries, grape wine vomit with her cloud of vanilla stink water from Rarity and Apple Blooms blue berry pancakes and apple butter .

Soon everyone onboard will be barfing, I couldn't fly fast enough to avoid the smell. I could feel the queasy gagging and tight throat coming , Just before my eyes started watering. I was ready to heave too. 
We almost had it made too. 

Only a few more seconds , Twenty  or thirty more. . .
Spike was holding back short gags and puffing little rings of green smoke.'Come on scaley you can hold it!'

Spike knocked out the emergency exit window and his stomach emptied every bit of its mornings ,last nights and early yesterdays contents.

It was an explosion of massive proportions a smorgasbord  of a smoking flaming gooey mass of broccoli and lima beans and  rotten eggs and baked bads, and rotten fish, and sulfured gems, and smelly cheese, and Celestia Oats cereal, and whatever else he had.


x X x


Rainbow handed over the missing window and showed a clear plastic bag containing a broccoli and lima bean medley with a crystal coating.

"The witnesses say you guys exploded and we couldn't identify the contents of the bag, Till now". Rainbow said blowing a tuft of mane out of her eyes "

Scootaloo smiled and sheepishly said "Exploded?, Well in way we did, But not in the legal sense , 
Poor Mac's still feeling mighty low right now ".

A Thought floods through Rainbows mind ,'Looking at the situation the only one going off right now is Fluttershy , 

Soon my boss is going to go off when I tell him all this started with some stinking broccoli and lima beans.'


ubbles   ubbles   ubbles