Blueblood decided he didn't like the aliens who'd taken up posts in the Royal Castle - humans, especially. Their soldiers were loud and rude, jeering insults at him whenever they saw him. Sure, he would always ensure their commanding officers were informed of such gross mistreatment of royalty, but all of his effort to be respected as his station demanded seemed to be wasted.
He grumbled to himself as he rounded a corner, and ground to a half as he nearly ran into a trio of... what were they called? Waterkin, that's right. In either case, the three aliens also stopped. The surprised silence lasted only for a moment before he snapped at them.
"Shoo, out of the way! I'm Prince Blueblood!"
Anyone with a smidgen of perceptiveness and common sense would've realised the three Asli wore smiles that weren't just apologetic - one would've noticed a sinister edge to their expressions. Nonetheless, they slithered aside, and Blueblood found his mood improving. Finally, some of these crude arrivals knew how to treat someone like him with respect!
"Forgive us our rudeness, great Prince." The lead Asli intoned apologetically. And it was told that on that day, Blueblood's ego swelled three times normal size.
"Oh, it's alright. Our lessers may sometimes be forgiven for their mistakes. Not everypony can be as perfect as nobles." He replied in what was, to his own ears, a forgiving tone. Was he not, after all, a great and forgiving noblepony?
Just then, one of the other waterkin whispered into the first one's ear, making her smile grow. Giving her fellow Asli a reassuring nod, she turned to Blueblood once more. "My friend here wishes to show that she truly meant no offense. She, um, what is the word, begs a kiss from the prince." The alien intoned, her voice honey-sweet.
Now, this was more like it! Of course it'd be uncouth to accede to such a request immediately, so he made a small show of humming thoughtfully before making his response.
"Very well. It is the least I can do to reward such a show of humility." He gestured the Asli to come closer and she did so, slithering closer to him on her long, flexible tail. The Asli, alien as she was, was still no less alluring for it.
"Let it never be said I am not a forgiving prince." He managed to utter before the alien had grabbed him by the cheeks and planted her lips on his, and...
And...
And...
And why was everything turning into so much cheeseburger apocalypse and ayy lmao~
"Yo, Siddeley? Who's the native dude? I'm sure we locked this place up before patrol."
"Holy shit, man, he's been sharpied to hell and back."
"Permanent marker?"
"Seems like it. Lemme check. Oh, see his pupils? He's trippin' pretty freakin' hard right now. What'd he do, piss off one of them waterkin?"
"Yep. See the residue on his muzzle? Waterkin saliva."
"What do we do with this poor bastard, then?"
"Leave him be until his trip is over. Then we take him to the space horse capital, I guess."
"Works for me."