Screw this. I'm going by Earth years now, today is January XX, 2015 according to a newspaper on the side walk. I finally found where Sunset Shimmer lives. Only problem: I returned to Equestria before I could write my Z axis. Why do I need that? She lives in a hotel and I want to be on her floor, that's why you silly, silly reader.
On second thought, I can guess Dungeons And Dragons style. I don't even like the game, but at least I can say I've met actual dragons! I roll a dodecagon and lost my die, resulting in a Z: 110. I write the possible coordinates and appeared in a smelly, soft, closed-in space. I peeked my head, now hearing the fall of water. A bathroom.
I was about to leave when the one grabbing appeared. I didn't what to think: angry, sad, or 'why am I still here?' combined with 'why is SHE here?' In another circumstance I would chew her out, but she beat me.
"JAKE?! WHAT THE EEF?!" screamed Adagio.
"This was just coincidence. Now that I know you're alive, I will hunt you down. Be glad current Equestria is cool with my return because I had a lot to think about rotting in that prision- Oh wait. You don't know." Adagio had this mixed emotion look... or she is angry. Sometimes my asberger fueled rage blinds my facial regonision.
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!" Adagio screamed from
"Adagio are you alright in there?" Sonata asked from behind the door.
Before she could respond my time was nearing and end so I started grunting and exclaim, "JUST PEACHY!"
"WHO ELSE IS THERE? I thought we agreed Adagio!" Aria called in.
"Yo dawg, join us!" I called out then followed with, "Let's roll some dice, pardner!"
"Adagio! What the f***?!"
"Its not me, its Jake!"
"Which one? Theres about five Jakes here." I said then using my mp3 and speaker to make a sound of multiple men cheering and clanking glasses. I have no idea what happened next, because I was on my bed LMAO-ing.
"Lego, I need help hanging a toilet to my closet ceiling- What's so funny?"
"HAAHA HAA! Oh my gosh... hehe." I held my side as I crawled up the front of my bed and stared at Box with a grin.
"What are you laughing about?"
"Revenge. Did you know: I can appear in Canterlot High's world in a temporary amount of time?"
"I diiiiiiiiiid~!" Dicord sang, raiding my mini fridge... again.
"Anyway, remember the Dazzlings?"
"You mean Saphire Shore's ancestors? Or them?"
"If 'them' Adagio and her sisters, yes." I proceeded to tell him what happened besides stalking Sunset like a dead Andrew Hussie.
"And why were you at that hotel?"
Crap.
"I was there! He paid for Sunset Shimmers's buss ride on his way downtown, he decided to jott down the coordinance and realized she forgot her purse!"
"And I think I might've left it... behind?"
"Do not fret, my boy! I already fixed your mess." said Discord 'my fairy god father' with a pipe in his mouth.
Meanwhile in America.
"Jake was in the bathroom? Jake Witt?" asked Aria. The group had gotten dressed up in ugly Christmas sweaters and had money for their shopping spree all over Sonata's bed. On a table was a layout for a school, plans, and a schedule. In the corner sat Sonata mumbling something about tacos. The girls could care less.
"Yes. Who else has an MP3 player with random sounds and leave pixel apples?" Adagio said, slipping on one of her giant boots. She held out a bag of three apples left for them.
"Why is he hunting us down again?"
"We called him useless and tried to sell him in a 'get rich quick scheme' as well as called him a freak, monster, and denied Sonata of being his friend." Adagio turned her head towards the siren in the corner and shuttered.
"Oh yeah. To be honest I miss free will Sonata, she was much more interesting and smarter than current Sonata. Do you think they could be a threat?"
"Yes. They will be a threat to you. I hope he defeats GAHH! I don't thinks so... Oh look! This stuff looks like cotton candy! Can I eat it Adagio?"
"What just happened?" Our orange siren said to the pinkish purple siren. Aria stared at her sister in the corner, her collar actually zapped Sonata. That's never happened in awhile, a long, long while.
Back home.
The night came faster than realized. I signed off 'Fighting Is Magic' to the dismay of Button Mash in Canterlot.
"Good night, Mash." Lego said, switching into his green pajamas instantly.
"I'm going to see if Box is online. Good night. Oh and I will defeat you someday." Button reminded me for the tenth or so time today.
"Lego Craft! Sleep!" came a voice from nowhere. I hadn't gained enough time to reach my bed as I fell into a swift and sudden deep sleep.
"Your my hero!" cried Lemon Mare on my leg as I expertly sniped ten nazis in one shot with my eye patch eye. I held her in my fourth arm as I flew into the air, spewing fire upon the burning land transforming it into Hawaii. I looked down to Luna with an angry glare.
"Can thou put me down? I have wings so I really want to use them." my brain snapped and I was back to my boring, normal self in my green night wear. We stood in Animus Island from the Assassins Creed II trilogy.
"LUNA?!?"
"We don't have time for pleasantries. Sonata needs your guidance and if she keeps struggling her sister's magic might kill her. I know how you might react so I... What's the word? Muted thee." she said explaining why am I'm screaming silence, "She is still your friend! Listen up! She is trying to will herself free and the result involves death by electricity.
She transformed into a regal version of principe Luna as we entered a burning village on one side and a colorful wall with chipping paint on the other side. The wall was infinite in size. We heard the sound that reminded me of munching as we closed in on the only safe building in the town. A Taco Bell.
"Please stop! I don't want to eat anymore tacos!"
"But it's Taco Tuesday! I can't taste the tacos without you!"
"It's Saturday!"
"What? Oh my gosh, it's actually Saturday! But it's always Tuesday here...?"
"Your welcome. We wish to speak to you in private." Luna said as I appeared from behind her in a blue suit. Hey, I'm invading a dream that looks ugly, if I look welcoming she might not be disturbed.
I walk out from behind Luna with my arms behind my back, taking slow steps. For some reason once I came into view flowers and taco-bunnies appeared at my feet. It's taco colored rabbits with sombreros to save those from a bad thought. "Nice to see you again... Sort of."
"Sort of?" Luna asked.
"I believe the whole 'mind control' thing, but her face still reminds me of the ghostly dragon-pony thing screaming a hole through my abdomin. Anyway, nice to see the true Sonata." I held out my hand for her to take. As her hand neared it started to fade away then it returned when she pulled it back.
"Please... I don't trust him. I don't want to be alone..." Shade Sonata said, cowering behind real Sonata.
"Don't worry, I enjoy a good Doritos Locos Taco. Though, being in Equestria I learned how to make a taco salad. I'm serious, taco. salad." I said my mental image creating a lawn chair with a plate of the salad in my lap, "mmmmm!"
Both Sonatas joined my Backyard BBQ party circle. Over at the grill Luna wore a 'kiss my moon' apron with an unamused look on her face. She bent the spatula, which continued flipping burgers without her.
"What do you want to talk to us about?" Shade asked, feeding true Sonata some salad with extra Fritos.
"We need to learn Adagio's plan. Now, I just want to know so I can prepare Twilight."
Before Sonata could speak her copy blurted out, "We found Equestrian magic recently! We plan to feed ourselves with the magic and we will be the best of friends with a army of, like, everything! I plan on having every Pizza Hut demolished once we take over the world."
"Yeah stereotypical villain things." Sonata added with her nodding head.
Luna returned to her pony form as she informed us of our timing, "We will return when the time is right. Do a favor for us?"
"Sure? I guess?"
"Obey your sisters. If you keep trying to free yourself death will come knocking. I don't entirely see fault with number two, so expect me to try to save you too. I will not say good bye, but I will tell you this: see ya later!" I called as Luna and I rose into the air.
I woke up with my head near my bed and a glowing blue cube in front of my face, touching my nose.
Uhh. This is the...Animorph...Wade. Call me... if you need any help? came a voice from nowhere. Then it hit me like a train going from Appleoosa to The Crystal Empire with a Princess on board: it's a token! My first token! Why couldn't one of these thing bail me out years ago? I remember my token being a golden MP3 player, who would want that if iPods exist?