//------------------------------// // New Jobs // Story: The Dazzling adventures of The Dazzlings // by jidbrony //------------------------------// "Sonata! Sonata.....SONATA!" Adagio yelled as she and Aria were being dragged by their blue haired counterpart! Barley able to stay steady as their legs barley touched the ground by this point. "Come on girls! Hustle! Hustle!" "Where are we even heading!" Aria yelled. "You'll see." Sonata beamed. "Oh this is going to be good." Sonata continued to drag the two girls passing home after home, store after store, that stupid silly grin plastered on her face as she just kept running and running. Finally after a few more moments of non-stop running and dragging the two others, she stopped in front of a giant restaurant with the sign Taco Expresso pasted on the front door. "We're here!" Sonata said with a harmonious tone. Aria just stared off into space as if looking at a non-entity. "Oh...how original." She looks back at Sonata and asked in the most dull tone imaginable. "Jeez Sonata, why did you bring us to this Mexican restaurant?" "Well I was thinking.... "Stop!" Adagio said putting her hand over her mouth. "Let me guess, you want us to work here don't you?" Sonata nodded her head with a yes. "Yeah...no!" "But Dagi! You said we needed to work." "But NOT! At a Taco joint!" Adagio proclaimed. "But why!" Sonata wined. "Yeah..Sonata's got a point. We do kind of need the money." Aria interjected hating the fact she had to agree with Sonata of all idiots. Adagio rolled her eyes. "First off, it's the principle, I'll only except a job that is worthy of someone of our caliber!" "Our what now?" Sonata questioned. "Caliber!" Adagio yelled. "We aren't just some mere pathetic humans. We are sirens! Goddess of song! Master's of Equestria. Some of the most powerful begins in all CREATION!" "Yeah well this powerful being of creation needs to pay the rent by the end of the month." Aria said getting annoyed by Adagio theatrics. If there was one thing she always hated it's when Adagio gave her loud bombastic speeches, they were either about how great she was or about how they were all going to rule the world. Either way, they were annoying. "Hey, didn't that Purple Rainboom say that without or pendants we're technically humans now." Sonata pondered. "Doesn't matter!" Adagio proclaimed. "Pendant or no pendant we're still sirens and I will not be working at a TACO STAND!" "Welcome to Taco Expresso can I take you're order." Adagio groaned as she took the order of the customer. In the end logic trumpeted pride, well Aria's logic, Sonata less so. But still her pride was slowly being beaten with a iron glove. Here we have Adagio Dazzle Queen of Sirens, Empress of Songs, Goddess of ...something that she had made up in her many, many ego trips, now sitting a counter taking order's from humans. "This is so amazing!" Sonata cheered from behind in the kitchen as she was breathing in the greasy fumes of the Taco's that were being cooked. "So much Taco goodness." "More like a bunch of tiny heart attacks just waiting to happen." Aria glared, hating Sonata's cheerful disposition. "You just hate to see me happy don't you." Sonata argued. "Yes." "Ok...fine." Sonata said being surprisingly calm on the subject as she picked up a broom while Aria began to take the order of Taco's to the table. "Okay, order...what hey!" Aria lost balance for a few seconds as she tripped over the tip of the broom, however she managed to catch her balance before she feel. Once she had her footing she looked over at Sonata with a scowl. "Hey! Watch it Sonata, I could have gone face first into the vat of boiling grease." "Oh...Could you? I didn't realize it." Sonata said playing innocent suddenly a devilish grin appeared on her. "Hate to see you burn in agony and reeve in unimaginable pain that wouldn't felt except in the fires of hell itself." Her eyes widened with excitement at the prospect's of her friends suffering Aria leaned over to Adagio. "Dagi, Sonata being all sadistic again." "Just hand her a Taco and she'll snap out of it." Adagio replied not really caring. Aria found a leftover Taco and handed it to Sonata. "Here take this taco I found." Suddenly Sonata sadistic grin was replaced with a happy one. "Oh Taco! Yum, yum." Aria turned back to Adagio once Sonata had calmed down. "Ugh, I hate it when she gets that way." "You know Sonata, she's like a cute attack dog. She's nice unless you wrong her or order her to tackle someone. Remember when we literally told her to sick that mugger." Aria shuddered. "I felt sorry for him more than I did us." "Exactly!" With that Aria took the order to the table, as she did she passed by several of the customers who seemed to be enjoying the food. She hated it, the sight of all the happy people being friendly and kind to one another, made her sick. Oh how she wished she could use her powers to spread distrust and discord again, but now she was forced to suffer this agony. Well, it couldn't get any worse though. "Order....YOU!" Aria looked at the two people sitting at the table, they were Rainbooms, a blue one with a Rainbow main, and a Pink one with Pink fluffy hair. "YOU!" The Rainbow one replied with venom in her voice. "ME!" The Pink one said less venomously and more cheerfully as if she was part of a joke. "I'm Pinkie" The blue one looked at Pinkie for a few moments, disapproving shaking her head, she then turned to Aria and growled "What are you doing here..." "I work here you dunce." Aria groaned. "And as much as I would love to argue and blame you for ruining my life, which you did, I'm on shift, come back at Three and then we can have it out." "Cool!" Pinkie interrupted. "I work at Sugarcube Corner and Rainbow Dash...uh...uh...you know Rainbow Dash doesn't really have a job." "Pinkie!" "What?" "Don't tell them I don't have a job." "But it's true, and every time you get one you always get fired." "No I don't! I just think the job is not meant for someone as cool as me...that's all. Beside's it's not of her business" Aria couldn't help but chuckle. "Wow. I'm just standing here and already I'm causing a argument among friends. Guess my powers haven't gone after all." Suddenly Rainbow Dash got up and grabbed Aria by the color. "Say that again!" she threatened. "Guess...my....powers....haven't.... "Hi Aria." Sonata said seemingly popping out of nowhere. "Is everything okay." "Yeah, I'm fine, just dealing with a Rainchump." Aria said as she and RainbowDash locked daggers at one another ready for the other to make a move on one another. However Sonata casually walked up RainbowDash's ear and began to whisper in it. Suddenly her blue skin turned pale as she let go of Aria and slowly began to return to her seat looking pale. Pinkie didn't seem to take notice as she was busy eating her taco. "Uh....you know what...never mind...you seem harmless. So...uh....see you around I guess." Aria seemed confused and turned to Sonata who just had one of those big stupid grins on her face, similar to one Pinkie had on her face a few moments earlier however Sonata's had a underlying tone to it, as if it were just a facade to hide something, something dark, something sinister. "Sonata....what did you tell her." Aria asked sounding worried as the two of them headed back to the kitchen. "Oh, nothing. Just that is she hurt you I'd go to her house, put a dagger to her throat and then i'd rip out her vocal cords." Pinkie Pie eyes widened. "Geez...This Fic got violent fast! "