//------------------------------// // MUFFINS MUFFINS AND MORE MUFFINS! // Story: err... a Freddy's Pizzeria quest? // by Rainbow___Dash //------------------------------// So how will I start this? Ermm... Okay,okay, I know... MUFFINS! No muffins? No? Oh ermm... Okay... Are you sure? Ditzy, Vinyl just said to do chapter two which is this one! Oh! Okay, Octavia! You wanna help? I remember nothing... How I meant to tell a story I have no idea of what happened? Oh yeah! Alright, I know what happened! Right, me, Vinyl and Octavia were in this funny room, a security room! That's what Mike told us and he also told us how he is a security but for some weird reason, he said 'was' and not 'is' then. It was very strange. "Err Mike, what do you mean 'was'? Aren't you one now?" I nicely asked. "Well, I used to be a security guard here once but I left once I got my paycheck! I desperately needed the money and I took a stupid job here! Urghh I should've read the small print..." He mumbled. "Why?" Octavia formally said in a funny voice! She was like 'oh my, the muffins aren't done!' Or 'this is very peculiar that we've got no muffins!' I don't have a vocabulary like that! There, you said a funny long word again! Well anyway, Mike replied saying "I'm guessing the small print, and yeah I should've... It read 'not responsible for injury or dismemberment' or something but all I was bothered about was dismemberment! I can handle injury but I don't think its that nice to have your arm in one corner of a room while your heads in the other... Yeah! That's dismemberment for ya!" Do you really think that's appropriate Ditzy? Vinyl did set this story to everybody! Oh... I'll just change it! To bucking what? Octavia! Why did you say that? Now I have to change it to mature! I'm just annoyed Ditzy! About me? No, not about you... Oh! Okay! I'm just gonna continue this story! "Dismemberment?" I quickly asked. He glanced down to me. "You don't know what that is do you?" "Nope!" "Oh, well good! You don't want to know kid!" he smiled, ruffling my hair. "She's not actually a kid you know!" Vinyl shouted to us while she was peeking through a window on the other side. "Well, she is while she's here, so just enjoy it! More chance of surviving!" he spoke walking other to Octavia. "And you, miss, would do me a favour?" "Sure, what would you like done?" she formally and politely said. "May you run to the back door and front door then lock them please?" he said handing her some very shiny keys. "Alright, Vinyl! Come help! And Ditzy, stay here will you?" she shouted to us grabbing Vinyl and leaving. "So... where did you come from?" Mike asked sitting down on his chair. "Ponyville! Its in Equestria, South of Canterlot! Well, I say Ponyville as that's where I was staying that day but I'm from Cloudsdale!" "That's weird... oh well, it's not as weird as here... but, not to be offensive or anything but, it's your eyes. What happened?" "I don't want to talk about it..." I sniffled slightly. Are you all right, Ditzy? Mmhmm Are you sure? I can get Vinyl to continue! No, no, I can do this... It's not a problem... All right "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to upset you!" Mike said giving me a hug. "I'm all right! I promise it's just... Everypony hates me back home for my eye's and clumsiness!" "Well, here! Does this help?" He said taking his hat off, grabbed a pen and drew a muffin on it then placed it on my head. "There! Now you're the security guard of muffins!" "Yeah!" I laughed running around the small room. "Hey, hey man! Me and Tavi locked the doors and nice hat Ditzy!" Vinyl spoke peaking her head round the door. "MUFFINS!" I screamed still running around. I'm back! And you're doing good! But Tavi, catch! What is this? It'll make you remember what happened! Just drink it! Urghh... very sour! Does it taste like muffins, Octavia? No, it tastes like... pizza! Well, you should remember now, Tavi! Mind saying what we did while we locked the doors? Hmm... All right, chapter three is it? Yep! And Ditzy! You deserve a bass hug for that! And a muffin? If you want, i'll make you a muffin canon! Yeah! WUBS... no, MUFFINS ALL AROUND! Vinyl! Hehe, sorry Tavi!