The Curiosity of Mr. Disc

by CrackedInkWell


10: .... Get Set...

I looked at my watch, it's Saturday morning, eight fifty, so where is everybody? I had my breakfast, had my hand stitched coat cleaned and I'm all ready to go back to Wonderland, so aren't they coming? I had been pacing for a good fifteen minutes at the base of the statue waiting for the others-

"Morning Mr. D!" Huh, what'd ya know? I turned to find Pinkie leading the way with the other girls, Ms. Shimmer included.

"Good morning yourselves," I nodded to them. "You all ready to go?"

"You bet," Rainbow said. "I'm more than ready."

"I'm taking with me a few essentials," Madame Rarity said dragging a suitcase that would easily fit a kid along with a mini-fridge.

I narrowed my eyes, "Define 'essential'."

"Everything that a lady needs to get through the day," she replied. I decided right there and then to drop the conversation if I didn't we most likely be here for a week.

"Mr. Disc?" Fluttershy asked, "Do you have your pills with you?"

"Of course," I patted my pocket. "I wouldn't dare go anywhere without them."

Sunset looked at her watch, "It's almost nine, so before any of ya go, I think I should give you guys a few heads-ups."

"Fair enough," Applejack agreed.

"Well, apart from getting new bodies over there, Twilight said that your other selves should be waiting on the other side- what was that?" we heard a rustle in a bush nearby, we turned to see nothing out of the ordinary. "The other thing is," Sunset went on. "That when you do get these new bodies, it's important to get used to them as quickly as possible like getting your legs backward and stuff like that. However, they'll be there to assist you. Oh, and one last thing, if any of you do happen to run into Celestia, just, please don't talk about me."

The girls nodded.

"So, shall we get going or what?" I asked.

"W-Well, I don't know..." Fluttershy muttered. "Mr. Disc, I'm starting to have second thoughts."

"Oh come on Ms. Shy, there's nothing to worry about," I reinsured her.

"Ah suppose he's right," Applejack said. "After all, Mr. D's been there already so he might know what to watch out for."

"Not to mention Twilight is waiting for us," Pinkie added. The others joined in to convince her, which didn't take very long.

"So I guess we should get a running start," Rainbow mussed. We took a few steps away from the entrance to the rabbit hole with me hugging all five of them.

Suddenly, an old joke popped into my head. Rarity asked what's so funny, "This in a way reminds me of an old joke, “What does Geronimo say before he jumps out of an airplane?" And with these girls in my arms, I ran towards the portal to Ponyland. "Me!" And with that with the girls screaming, we fell in.

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The next thing any of us knew, we all crashed landed and buried in Mount Soft, that's mostly made out of pillows, sickly adorable plushies, soft blankets and a blizzard of feathers.

"I'm okay," I said poking my right arm out of the mountain. Or at least, I think it's my right arm. I and the others dug ourselves out of this said mountain to tumble down onto the floor. Of course, the very first thing we did was to see where we are. To me, it looked like that Crystal palace only that there's too many books, too many guards and there in front of me is the purple princess herself.

"Julius! Girls! Welcome to Equestria!" she announced to us.

"Gasp! Twilight!" Pinkie greeted her while standing on her two legs, "Whoa! My legs are backward!" she said before falling face first onto the crystallized floor. This was quickly followed with what I think is "I'm okay!"

"Pinkie are you-" was as far as Twilight has gotten before Rarity screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Don't look at me!" she yelled, trying to cover herself with a pillow. "Uh, Twilight, dear, where are my clothes?"

"The portal has a funny way of changing one's appearance," this time, this new voice came from none other than my other white boss herself. "And I assure you, Rarity, that as far as modesty goes, you'll be alright here."

I looked down, "Not much to see anyway," I muttered. The five of them looked at me, "What? Tell me if I'm wrong."

"Principal Celestia?" Rainbow asked as she got up on her own four hooves. "Is that you?"

This Celestia gave a giggle, "I'm a Celestia. But I'm not the Celestia that you know. In this world, I'm known as Princess Celestia."

"Huh, guess that makes sense," Applejack said, following Rainbow's example. "In a way, you're always in charge of everythin'."

"You have no idea," I muttered.

"What was that Julius?" Celestia asked.

"Nothing Madame," I quickly replied.

"There's so much I want to show you all," Twilight said as she went up to each one to hug them.

"Um, speaking of showing," Fluttershy spoke up. "Where are we exactly?"

"You're in Twilight's place in Ponyville." Celestia explained to them, "And let me just say that-" she was cut off when screaming rang in the room as a blur flew from the mirror and right into Mount Soft.

"Alright you alien!" a familiar voice said. Suddenly, up pops out an orange pony's head with purple hair.

"Yeah!" said a yellow one with red hair and a bow that popped out with a white one. "What did ya do, to... mah... sis..."

The last to pop out is a unicorn with yellow and red hair. "Uh-oh," said the sheepish voice of Sunset Shimmer.

There was a long pause before those three let out a scream that will be unmatched by the centuries.