"Sister! We are called for duty!" Luna shouted as she knocked on Celestia's door. "And also for plot convenience because thy author couldn't fit 1000 words into thee original story!"
"Luna, we aren't in a story, now stop acting like Discord," Celestia said.
"Discord is actually thee problem, sister!" she exclaimed.
"Also, cut the old talk. We all know you're normal," her sister countered.
"Ok," Luna sighed. "But Discord has become a drag queen!" Celestia's eyes widened.
"He went there?"
"Yes."
"Who stopped him?"
"He hasn't been stopped."
"Fetch Princess Twilight and her friends to turn him to stone," she ordered.
Luna paused, "Or just threaten to take away his animal crackers so he can finally climb down the tree he's been singing Katy Perry in all day."
"That works too. Discord is a monster of pure evil."