Hey, hey guys! I've got a funny story to tell, it may not have a lot of bass in but its got me, Tavi and Ditzy in so what's to complain about that, right? Well, it's pretty funny but weird and a small percent scary... About 20% scary! Haha! Urghh had to say that! Well er yeah, this story is 100% true!, I promise!
Yeah Vinyl, true is it?
Shut up Tavi!
Funny how I don't remember anything.
Tavi! Let me tell the story! Anyway, you can't remember as I got Celestia to wipe your memories!
What about me, Vinyl? Do I remember huh huh huh?
Dizty, I don't know! Just urgghhh... Now may I tell the story? Thank you! Okay, that amazing story! If one of my 'friends' start telling the story, I'll make sure that you know so here we go! First chapter! Ermm... How would I start? Hmm...
Okay, Okay, let's start off by what we did in the morning. Wasn't much just me washing the dishes with bass and Tavi complaining but she soon left for some strange reason. So, when the dishes were clean I went in the living room but I nearly died after forgetting that Ditzy was staying over.
"Ditzy! Stop scaring me! I nearly died!" I awesomely said still kinda scared.
"Oh, sorry Vinyl! I'll just go make some breakfast," she kindly said with her eyes 'normal' then what ponies call, 'derpy'! Her eyes never bothered me, as no one could see my eyes and complained that they couldn't but come on, I can't resist these epic glasses! But yeah, me and Tavi don't care about what ponies look like as we're different like Ditzy!
So anyway, I was just chilling you know when I jumped after hearing a crash and then Ditzy saying, "I just don't know what went wrong!" Immediately, I ran over to her location, I.e. the kitchen, to see what terrible or epic mess she made. The kitchen was awesome! Muffins the eye could see! Don't know how she did it but she did! Tavi didn't agree with my view on this amazing situation. She came back and well, saw what happened. Before she said anything, I quickly jumped in to the pool of scrumptious muffins! There was even one that I described its taste as WUB! There is no true meaning to WUB but Ditzy says it means 'weirdly underestimated banana!' but I'm sure this muffin was not a banana.
After a long boring explanation of why she was angry, Tavi passed me a letter. She said that this is why she left as she didn't understand why us but I presumed that we got picked as we're just an epic team! The bass master (me), the serious but awesome lady (Tavi of course) and the MUFFIN (Multitasking Underestimated Fun Funny Infinite Nice) girl (Ditzy!)!
This letter was from all the princesses and it read, 'Dear Octavia, Vinyl and Ditzy, we are asking for you to go on a mission to help a human in another dimension, his name is Mike Schmidt. You must go through a portal to get to him. His friend Jeremy will escort you to him once through the portal. Please hurry to Twilight's castle! From the princesses.' This letter seemed weird as it has many mistake that Celestia or Luna wwouldn't do but then I presumed Spike wrote it! But we did as it instructed us to do!
We got to the portal at Twilights, and we debated who went first! We argued and argued and rested then argued some more but eventually Tavi pushed me in. It was horrible! I couldn't use my magic, but then Ditzy couldn't fly! Tavi wasn't amused at all at my reaction but Ditzy fell on the floor laughing but she soon jumped up after her arm landed in a slice of pizza. "Ewww!" She cried which then made me laugh.
"You two are so immature!" Tavi sharply spoke crossing her arms, well that's I think they're called but who knows, maybe Mike lied to us haha!
"Lighting up will ya? Its just a bit of fun!" I said helping Ditzy clean her arm. Tavi shook her head and sighed as if losing all hope in us. We were soon interrupted by a strange man.
"Welcome to Freddy's pizzeria, now how many adults and children are with you?" He miserably said.
'Children? Adults?' I thought confusingly but Tavi soon spoke.
"One adult, two children," she politely spoke. Me and Ditzy quickly looked to her wondering what adult and children but we soon noticed something. Tavi was taller than us! Soon this man showed us to some seats and tout down.
"Hey Tavi! What's an adult and children?" Ditzy finally asked. Tavi sighed.
"Adults are stallions and mares in this dimension and children are like colts and fillies," she answered. We looked at her with confusion.
"But then wouldn't that mean you should've said three adults and no children?" I awesomely asked (I needed to say awesome as the story started getting to Tavi's standards.). She shook her head.
"No, if you haven't yet noticed I'm the adult and you two are the children. Its a bit obvious," she harshly said.
"I don't know if that is a compliment about us being young or an insult about us being young!" I shouted to her but I was cut short from saying the best insult ever created!
"H-hey kids! W-welcome to F-F-Freddy's pizzeria! Remember to sat hi t-to my friends, Bonnie and Ch-Chica!" A robot voice stuttered from the stage not far from us. At first we all freaked out but soon felt all right realising its just an... An err... Tavi! What they called?
Animatronic!
Thank you! Yes an animatronic! There was a bear, bunny and a duck!
Vinyl, its a chicken and you know it is!
I know, Ditzy, its just I don't like her! Funny insulting her! Well anyway, a chicken not a duck, and it wasn't a bother! They just sang but I was desperate to put some wub in but when I went to get close to them, the same man came.
"Sorry kid! There's a rule not to touch Freddy! Now go back to your mother please!"
"Urghh fine!" I angrily shouted running back to Tavi but I soon realised he called her my mother... I feel sick now! Urghh... I'm okay, I'm okay... No I'm not! Ditzy take over for a moment!
Err okay! Ermm where are we? Ah okay! Ermm so I was just sitting there when a woman came up to us.
"Sorry, but the pizzeria is closing soon and Freddy needs his sleep! Come back another time, bye!" She joyfully said.
"Come on kids! We'll come back tomorrow!" Tavi kindly said grabbing my hand so I then grabbed Vinyl's hand. We started walking out when a strange man stopped us.
"Excuse me but what is your names?" He said.
Ditzy, you can stop now, I'm back but you can do the next awesome chapter!
Alright Vinyl!
Well yeah, he asked that and Tavi told him who we are.
"Come on! I don't why you got sent but I got this letter saying you guys would help! Quick!" He said pulling us to the security room. "Oh I'm Mike by the way! Nice meeting you!"
"Oh! Mike Schmidt! We got a letter from the princesses telling us you need help with something... Is it cooking muffins? I'm good at cooking and eating muffins!" Ditzy joyfully screamed. Mike gave a bizarre look towards her.
"Ermm... One: princesses? And two: why two kids?" He asked.
"We're not kids!" I shouted at him "We are mares not fillies!"
"I think I'm drunk again..." He quickly spoke. "Well Okay, just be careful as tonight, it's going to be frightful!"
Okay, I need a break... Ditzy take over the second chapter please!
Oki doki! So we... Wait... Next chapter? I've gotta wait till this one is over!?
Ditzy, it is! Just go to the next page!
Why is the quil moving it self?
Because I put a spell on it so that everything we say gets wrote down! Now I'm leaving, see ya!
Okay Vinyl! I'll try my best! See or talk to you guys, if somepony read this, on the next page and I promise you'll get muffins if you read it! Yeah!
Ditzy, we can't bribe them to read this story... Its not a moral thing to do, now can I play some music please?
Sure thing Octavia! But you wanna muffin?
Please help me!