I had woken up fifty minutes before the alarm had gone off so I called Frosty over to play some games with me mainly Left 4 Dead 2, Halo 3 ODST, Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 Zombies, and Dungeons and Dragons. With all of these distractions 11:55 came up pretty fast and I just about died inside. "Oh Shiitake mushrooms, Frost.....We have to get to the back of the house....NOW!" I grab his arm before he can protest and I shove him into my safe room. "Frost...Whatever you see, whatever you hear. Know that you cannot trust any of them,"
"What the hell are you talking about Jack?" Frost gave me a look of confusion.
"Frost about a week after I moved here our elements of harmony have decided to take a 'liking' to me and keep trying to get into my pants," I glared at Frosty as he gave me a sly smile. "The strange thing is at six in the morning they remember nothing about the night before so please don't mention this to them. I'll tell them when the time comes,"
Frosty nodded and I spoke up once again. "Frosty. I need you to watch these seven monitors." I explained to him each monitor and where each camera was. "Call me on the walkie if you see anything. It is imperative to keeping my virginity that you tell me as soon as you see any body else other than you or me on the camera,"
"What about Rainbow Dash can I let her in?" I glared at frost and cave him a cold response.
"Do you want your brains fucked out in a cloud house?" I inwardly face palmed knowing what I just said. After a few seconds of silence he shook his head and started to watch the screens as I went out the right door to the kitchen to get a couple pre-made sandwiches and a few energy drinks. When I returned I handed Frost a sandwich and an energy drink to start off. "Frost Nightwing.....Do not, under any circumstances let anyone else in this room. You got me?"
"Yeah, Yeah Jack, don't get your panties in a bunch," We both laughed at his joke. It felt good to laugh for once rather than keeping my guard up every day. I began to intently watch the screens and at first I hadn't seen anything until I noticed a certain purple haired fasionista walk through the door.
"Oh Jack, darling, I'm back" she called out in a sing song voice. I decided to at least try.
"Hey Rarity, maybe you should go home and get some sleep!" Frost openly laughed at this futile attempt and I saw Rarity perk up on the screen. She now knew Frost was here. She began to stalk down the left hallway. The only thing I could think of as I saw Rarity stalk down the hallway was Swiggity swooty I'm comin for that booty.
Despite all the humor that I found in that I could only watch in horror as I sat watching the screen. Frost on the other hand had already stood and pushed the button to close the door and I came back to reality. "Thanks Frost. I can only think of the unspoken horrors that could have happened with out you here,"
"No problem Jack, What are bros for?" He smiled warmly at me as he sat down with me. He patted my shoulder knowing what I was thinking and he was trying to be my friend in my time of need to his surprise it calmed me down a lot.
"Thanks Frosty," I returned to staring at the monitor as I saw something. The princess of the night. "Oh....We're boned..." This was my first encounter with an alicorn. Let alone Princess Luna. "FROSTY GET TO THE CHOPPER!! IN OTHER WORDS MOVE YOUR ASS!" We began to run down the right hallway and we made it to the Everfree Forest before luna had stepped out from behind a tree.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!!" when Luna used her Canterlot voice it was louder than anything I've ever heard before and it almost shattered my ear drums. Frosty, on the other hand, seemed unfazed I assumed this was because he was a unicorn.
I tried to answer as calmly as I could. "I'm...I mean we are trying to keep ourselves from being raped. Consequently this means I, as well as Frosty hopefully for this one night, have to stay up all night." I looked a bit sheepish under Luna's gaze.
"We know this was as per request from the six ponies after your heart. We thought you were partaking in another activity." My jaw dropped to the floor after hearing her say that. I turned to see Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight all exiting my house looking for me.
"Oh no..." I began pushing Frost despite his protests to see Rainbow Dash. "FROST MOVE IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE RAPED!!!" we began to pick up pace due to Frost finally running.
We had made it to the back door as soon as Rainbow Dash had landed behind us. "Hey Jack, oh I see you brought a friend along. Hi Frosty," She gave a seductive wave and blink to Frosty and he stood there paralyzed
"OH HELL NO!" I grabbed Frost's shirt as I drug him inside and sprinted to my back room setting him on the chair slamming both buttons to lock the doors. "Frosty are you okay?"
"I am now," Frosty replied. "What was that."
"That was Rainbow Dash seducing you with a look of pure lust now as I said don't trust them. not for another..." I checked my watch. "Fifteen minutes." as I said this I felt a presence behind me and I turned to see Luna squeezing through one of my monitors. "How the...?" She calmly walked over and broke both of my door locks open causing the doors to raise and I gave her a look of pure hatred as she gave me an innocent smile.
"Well Frosty it was nice knowing you...They're after me. Not you...Due to this fact I'm going to run out the left door towards Rainbow Dash and you had better make it out alive. If I don't...Make sure to send my mom a letter letting her know I went out helping you get out in tact,"
I saluted and began sprinting hoping Frosty would go the other way. To my dismay he followed me. "Bros gotta stick together, Live together metaphorically die together," I smiled as we ran and we came into a few close calls but for the most part made it out unscathed.
After the sun rose I made my way with frosty to his store and bought him a few energy drinks as I also bought new door locks to replace the ones Luna had broke. "Well Frosty, I'm sorry you had to deal with that whole fiasco."
"Not at all Jack...I've only...I'm over Rainbow Dash...It just wouldn't work out between us." He looked down a bit sad but he brightened up. "I see now why I don't see you around much though," He smiled and laughed. "Good luck Jack."
"Thanks Frosty I'm gonna need it." I waved to him as I went to go work on my locks.
As soon as I got home I saw Luna on my couch. "What are you still doing here...You nearly got my virginity stolen..." she followed me to the back of my house as I repaired my locks.
"We only came to see if thou survived and to spend the day with thou, but we see thou is occupied so we will return to Canterlot." She turned to leave and I grabbed her arm.
"I'm not one to refuse a date with the Princess of the Night," I smiled and she blushed knowing I intentionally took that the wrong way. "So where to Princess?"
"Please call us Luna." She smiled and led me to the door. "We are going to get lunch. That is if thou would accompany us." She opened the door and headed out as I followed.
"Sure I'm hungry anyway. Why not," I smiled and followed her to a new sandwich shop and she ordered a veggie sandwich while I ordered an egg salad sandwich. "Allow me," I pulled out a chair for her and she took it and I sat in my own chair.
"So tell us about thyself Jack." She smiled warmly at me as I pondered what her angle was. She sat there patiently and finally spoke up. "Well?"
I snapped out of my thought and told her my life story, which by my own judgement was boring...she seemed interested though and she seemed to hang on my every word. "Luna...? Are you okay...? You seem to be staring at me," Even after our sandwiches had arrived she was still staring at me. "Equestria to Luna, Come in Luna,"
She snapped out of her trance and blushed wildly and ate her sandwich. "Seems as if you're okay." I finish my sandwich and quickly pay for it before Luna can protest. I smile and sit back down in front of her as she finishes her sandwich.
"Where to Luna?" she brightens up as she hears these words.
"We were hoping to get to play those magical boxes you call video games" She blushed as she asked. I smile and nod and we head for my house as I explain the layout of a controller and she now knows the complete layout for a controller of any type.
"Ready to play Luna?" she smiles and sits next to me as we play some games starting with small first person shooters and we advance to more complicated ones such as Battlefield and Sniper Elite. (Pls don't sue me) Feeling as If I had gained another friend I realize it is around five in the afternoon. "Luna I need to get some sleep before I'm attacked again." She smiled at me.
"Thou shalt not worry. We have stopped that for now, until we get bored again," I looked confused and almost smacked myself from these words.
"Okay then I'm just gonna head to my room now...Have a good night Luna," I smiled and waved as I headed to my room to change and I saw Luna at the door. "Did you need something." I stopped and stood as Luna finally answered me.
"I was hoping to stay here for the night...Our sister isn't too happy with our latest prank," She explained her latest prank to me and I smiled and laughed at her prank and nodded.
"Fine you can stay here. Only for tonight though," She squealed with glee like a giddy school girl and hugged me. "Luna...I...Need...Oxygen..." She let me go blushing.
"We are sorry Jack." She looked downcast and I reassured her it was okay.
"You can sleep on my bed tonight since it is the comfiest and I will sleep in the guest room." I walk past her and push her into my room and I get changed in the guest room and I lay on the bed only to be woken up to Luna staring in my face. "Can I help you?"
"We thought thou wished to see our night." She smiled innocently and I got up.
"Alrighty Luna let's see your night." I go outside with her and look at the stars my breath taken away. "L-L-Luna...It's...It's amazing. I've been too distracted trying to preserve my virginity I haven't had time to look at the stars," she began to blush and she smiled at me.
"Thank you Jack." she pulled me into a hug and kissed my cheek both of us blushing a shade of red I've only seen in Rainbow Dash's hair.
"I'm gonna go back to bed I have to meet with Frosty tomorrow," I returned to my room and went to my bed only to feel something crawl up next to me, I didn't mind though my mind was set on falling asleep and nothing was going to stop me, and with that I fell asleep.
