//------------------------------// // Celestia the Snow Pony (Song parody) // Story: Framwinkle's Random Writings // by Framwinkle //------------------------------// Celestia the snow pony was a jolly happy foal With a horn of white and a mane the flowed And two wings that could unfold Celestia the snow pony was an old mare's tale they say She was made of snow but the Bronies know How she came to life one day There must have been some magic in that old tiara they found For when they placed it on her head she began to prance around Oh, Celestia the snow pony was alive as she could be And the Bronies say she could troll and play Just the same as you and me Cloppity, clop, clop Cloppity, clop, clop This could go so wrong. Cloppity, clop, clop Cloppity, clop, clop Let's just move along Celestia the snowpony knew that Luna was away So she said, "Let's go play her game console And we'll play some GTA." Through San Andreas, boomstick at her command She ran here and there making bronies swear Saying catch me if you can. She led them down the streets of town and killed a traffic cop But she knew that she'd had her fun When Luna hollered "Stop!" Oh, Celestia the snow pony had so much fun that day That she didn't mind spending all that time On the moon so far away Flappity flap flap Flappity flap flap Yeah, she's got wings, too. Flappity flap flap Flappity flap flap Over the lunar dunes.