Chapter 39: The Incredibly Powerfully Powerful Power of Pillow Talk
Thankfully, not even Dash’s hoof in mouth disease could stop the power of an alicorn’s libido. It was one of the few times that Twilight’s stubbornness was something I loved. She wanted to have sex, and no amount of unsexy events were going to stop her from getting it.
That said, Twilight had to spend a good fifteen minutes clearing up the fact that Rainbow was in fact not sleeping with Twilight Velvet as the alicorn once again had to tell Rainbow Dash in no uncertain terms that she was in no way, shape, or form Spike’s mother, and more of a big sister. Sure, she was the big sister that took her little brother off to college, made sure he was eating well, and tucked him in at night, but considering Twilight had her eyes on the aunt of her sister-in-law, something told me the Sparkle family tree was going to get really twisted if Tia and Twilight said their vows.
But when that was all done, we took Dash to bed, threw her on it, and ravished her more than anyone had a right to be. All in all, she got about twice as much as me or Twilight with the two of us managing to get each other done before we jumped back on the pegasus and left every little sensitive spot on her body a mess of sensitivity. And after we finally got done with all that, we flanked the pegasus and latched onto her forelegs before pinning her wings with our bodies and crushed the slightly shorter pony between us in a snuggle while our little Rainbow came down from her orgasmic high.
While my normal nose was full of a mix of smells of alicorn and pegasus love juice, my Nose was filled with nothing but contentment and love as I busied myself during Dash’s recovery by laying soft kisses along her neck, on her cheek, and behind her ear. The later got a tiny girlish giggle from the chromatic mare, and made me smile.
Then, I just had to go and open my big mouth. “Okay, I’ll admit it. This is my favorite part.” I had worn dresses, been talked to by stallions looking to get laid, and gotten my mare parts paid attention to by others. I was girl enough to admit that the afterglow was my favorite part of pony sex.
When I was a girl I mean. Guy sex was way different. At least I thought it was. It had...been awhile since I had done things as a guy pony. Not that I wanted to remember being pony-Brad.
Twilight apparently didn’t like my admittance though. She stuck her head up all worried, and gave me those big purple pony eyes of hers that just went ‘do whatever the hell I say!’ all on the own. “What?” she asked in a little bit of a panic. “Did I do something wrong? I know the position we were using wasn’t the most effective for pleasure because we’re both stimulating each other at the same time, but we needed to be ready for when Rainbow Dash recovered and-”
“Twilight!” I exclaimed, stopping her cold before letting out a breath. “You were great.” Which wasn’t a lie. Twilight’s ability to talk endlessly had given her major mouth muscle plenty of dexterity when it came to other things.
“Yeah egghead,” Dash moaned. “Way awesome.”
I chuckled and threw my free wing out to run one of the primaries across Rainbow’s chest belly. “But this…being with the two of you here like this, feeling your love and seeing how happy you are…I…um…”
Okay, maybe I liked it before I was a girl most of the time too. Even when Twilight was just being another species and not attractive in the least beyond that cute as a button thing I just wanted to snatch up and hug but resisted because I was a man, I still loved to hold her.
Yeah, it probably had something to do with moments like that being true intimacy as well. Of being able to let down my guard and just relax in the alicorn’s wings, or grab her up in mine from behind before I took in the scent of her lavender shampoo and junk, but…
Twilight giggled. “I love you too.”
Rainbow blushed. “Yeah, same here.”
Okay, down to business, I thought before looking over to the pegasus. “So Rainbow, can I ask you something?”
While kind of inane, the question did serve a purpose. It was the little warning that their was a possibility that Dashie wouldn’t like what this conversation would go, and gave her an out. Although I really doubted Rainbow would see it like that.
“Sure.”
“What were you and Twilight fighting about?” I asked softly before answering a question she had to be wondering about. “Earlier today I mean. I um, heard about it from Celestia.”
Rainbow took a look at Twilight and I caught the hint of a hesitant expression before she turned to see the alicorn’s concerned one, and then she looked up at the ceiling to let out a sigh. “It’s…stupid,” she mumbled.
“I don’t care how stupid it is,” Twilight told her gently. “You’re worried about it, and that means its important. Please Rainbow, tell us what’s wrong.”
A moment passed. But it was one of those moments that felt like forever. The kind that let a million worries and fears built up to drown the rational mind. I mean, while we had gotten from Luna the idea that Rainbow was just embarrassed about how much she enjoyed sleeping with us in the actual sleeping kind of way, she hadn’t actually confirmed anything.
Which meant it was probably something much bigger, and considering that this was Rainbow I was dealing with… Did she think that by leaving to talk to Twilight’s parents without her, we were tossing her off to the side or something? That she was just a third wheel of a distraction that me and Twilight liked to indulge in?
We did make plans to come back to Ponyville after class, but when that whole thing with Spike was over and done with, I…didn’t really remember sending a message back home telling her about our delay.
That little realization kind of had me feeling like a douche, and I could really see Rainbow being worried about us not even bothering to call home with a message like we had forgotten her. Because I did. What made it all even worse was how I hadn’t even realized it until I was laying down with her.
“I don’t like going to sleep without you guys.”
Rainbow’s words made my conscience put my beratement on hold, although I had already gotten that I was an insensitive jerk of a boyfriend that was apparently all out of sight out of mind. Then I had to switch gears from listen to talk since it didn’t seem Twilight was going to say anything. “Come again?”
The question burned away Rainbow’s reluctance and replaced it with a little bit of annoyance. “I said I can’t sleep without the two of you around!” she exclaimed. “I get to sleep, but then I’m up like an hour later, and my wings won't stay still, and then I had to go out flying until I wore myself out, and even then I couldn’t get to sleep! So then I was sore and tired and I it still took forever!”
“Hmmm.” Twilight fidgeted around a bit until she was propping herself up on her knees, or elbows considering how using her from legs like arms. “So, you’ve gotten so used to Fae siphoning your love that you can’t relax enough to go to sleep without it? Or is it something else?” she asked before placing her nose on Dash’s chest, and then one of her legs, and then her neck. To be honest, it still kind of weirded me out that was how ponies got around the fact that hooves didn’t have much in the way of tactile sensation. “Well, you’re not tense or anything but…we did just have sex and fed Fairy, so I can only make wild guesses until tomorrow night. And you did say you got to sleep so…wait, did you have a nightmare or did you just wake up by yourself?”
I didn’t know what scared me more, the idea that my feeding off Rainbow was like some kind of addicting sleep aid, or some fear of abandonment that she had strong enough to cause nightmares. While I tried to counter the second panic inducing possibility with some logic of how we were only gone one night and that was hardly long enough for someone to develop some kind of fear of abandonment issue, it didn’t help much. For all I knew, Rainbow already had such problems from her family. In which case me and Twilight not coming home one night might have been the thing that set it off. That led me to review some of her past actions to try and find some things that seemed OOC for RD to do.
Like the fact she learned anything about Starswirl.
Or how Rainbow stood up to Celestia of all ponies for Twilight during our four pony date.
And then there was the way Dash was so damn afraid of what would happen if she went out with us in the first place. That seemed to have scared the hell out of her for fear of her blowing it.
But...I didn't really see some kind of base cause regarding the whole thing. If anything, the incidents were so spaced out and random that it made me wonder if I was just getting worried over nothing.
“No…I just woke up and…wasn’t comfortable.”
While Twilight seemed satisfied with the answer, I could practically taste the lie on Rainbow’s tongue and worked to examine her Scent. Of course there was plenty of love radiating off of her. But then, friendship, the real deep kind the ponies practiced was nothing more than a kind of platonic love. Caring commitment, without the kinky stuff. A little wishful thinking from me, and I could easily mistake it for the passionate stuff. There was also some fear and shame tangled in with a mass of other emotions that were impossible to make out. I could tell she was uncomfortable talking about it, but I didn't need to Smell her to figure that much out.
“And I thought it was just some embarrassment over how much we cuddle after sex,” Twilight said before I saw her roll over halfway and lock Rainbow’s foreleg in a bear hug with both her pony-arms before she threw a wing across the pegasus and laid her head down on Dash’s chest. “I’m sorry for dismissing your problems Rainbow. I…well...we’ll figure this out, alright?”
The Scent of love coming from Dash went up a bit after hearing that. And she smiled. Or smirked, really. “Typical egghead, I have one bad night, and you’re all...well...you. It was just me having some trouble getting some sleep.”
That got an eye roll from Twilight.
My worries were hardly put at ease either. I was pretty sure Luna paid special attention to the girls when it came to their dreams, so I sincerely doubted she would have brought anything up if there wasn’t a major problem in the land of unconscious mares. That little worry also reminded me of another topic I needed to mention to the two of them. “That…um…girls, you know how me and Celestia meet up in that dream world every night, right?”
“Yeah?”
“It’s okay that me and her hang out and do stuff together, right?” I asked as my nervousness built when I realized how that could be taken. “Not that I uh, you know…do anything with her that I do with the two of you when we’re together.” As if that couldn’t be taken the wrong way. “The three of us, I mean. Me and Tia just, um watch movies and talk and play some board games. And me might have sort of kissed…once.”
Dash’s Scent became to confusing to read, and I might have gotten a little nervous when she didn’t reply immediately. And then her face got all scrunched up, which made me even more nervous and… “Ancient nerdfest and sitting around for a million hours. That’s it? Okay seriously, I am calling the shots on our next date,” she told me. “You two stink at it.” …kind of annoyed that was how she took it.
So I had to fire back. “Yeah uh…we’re not going to another Wonderbolt show Rainbow,” I said. Sure, we could get in free and screw them out of the price of admission, but even that wasn’t worth having to be around them for more than half an hour without beating three of them half to death.
I could feel Rainbow’s frown. “What’s wrong with a Wonderbolts show?”
Twilight kept me from inserting my foot into my mouth. “Soarin hurt you,” she said in a tone that was…not exactly angry, but completely devoid of her usual friendliness. “Spitfire and Fleetfoot lied to you, and manipulated you when they used your love of the Wonderbolts to nearly drive a wedge between us Rainbow. I don’t like those ponies.”
“So because they’re jerks, I can’t ever go see a show again?” the pegasus asked with more than a little agitation in her voice. “How is that fair? I don’t have to like them as ponies to enjoy their flying.”
I lifted my head a little to look to Twilight for some inspiration, and got a worried look in return. Well shit.
It was the old actor/singer/athlete was a douche, but you liked his movies/songs/sport problem. Back on Earth, I had always kind of avoided the whole thing since I considered such people to be the equivalent of overpaid clowns with no real purpose other than to amuse me. Their opinions on anything were worth about as much as what a dog left on the front lawn. Perhaps even less when I considered the fact the whole point of their existence was to take our minds off reality for a short time. So what if they had an opinion on something? I didn't care what it was one way or another, they existed to entertain me and that was it.
But then, I hadn’t know any of them on a more personal level, or even whatever level it was when said athlete messed with your girlfriend. And did I even have a right to tell Rainbow what to do in regards to the Bolts?
That thought alone really shut me down.
I didn't want to see her hurt or taken advantage of, but I really didn’t have the right to tell Rainbow what to do either. Not to that extent at least.
“Okay, you got us there Rainbow,” I admitted while I silently prayed for Twilight to take the out and roll with it.
But of course she didn’t.
“Rainbow! You can’t expect me to just sit there and cheer for ponies who mistreated you,” she mumbled after a burst of anger. "I know you like their shows but...those ponies..."
“You didn’t cheer for them the first time either,” Rainbow pointed out. “You uh…spent most of the second half of the show trying to shove your tongue down my throat.”
The psychic Scent of Twilight’s lust filled the air along with Rainbow's as I saw the alicorn's visible wing stiffen ever so slightly, and the little goddess giggled. “Oh yeah. Well, I think I can see the appeal of going to one of those shows now,” she said before letting out a sigh. “Just don’t expect me to do any cheering.”
“Or go to too many of those things,” I added. “I know I’m supposed to look past this stuff girls, but....when it comes to the two of you, I just…” I let the rest slide because I didn’t want to get myself worked up. “I just care about you girls, and it really makes me angry when I see you mistreated. And...don't ask me to smile at the ponies that take advantage of you.”
After a moment, Rainbow took my hoof in a fetlock grip. "Okay but...I'm not just going to stop going to air shows."
I made myself a little more comfortable with a little adjustment to my wings. "No pony is asking you to."
Twilight yawned. "Just...don't make every date you drag us on revolve around them, please?"
Rainbow just kind of laid underneath the two of us.
I found myself wondering if there were any animals in the Crystal Empire. Not pets, I had seen a few of those the last time I had come up north, but actual wild animals. At least as wild as animals were in Equestria.
If there weren’t any, did they have to import them or something?
Did they even need them?
How the hell did crystal crops work, anyway?
Before I could drive myself half-insane with wonder, I latched onto the first topic that popped into my head. “So, how do you think Spike’s taking the fact Rainbow’s…with us?”
And I really wished I had waited for the second one.
“Oh come on,” Rainbow said with a little laugh. “What foal wouldn’t like that his parents are finally together?”
Twilight groaned. “Seriously Rainbow? You’re really going to keep that up?” she asked before immediately going on. “Considering what happened with Rarity, we could have probably told Spike anything, and he would have shrugged it off.”
I saw the way to alter the topic of this conversation and grabbed it as fast as I could. “You’re not mad at Rarity over this, are you Twilight?” I asked. I didn’t think she was, but I had been wrong about stuff before.
“Maybe a little,” she mumbled uneasily. Then the alicorn fidgeted around a bit and I threw out a wing to put it over hers. “Massive age difference aside, there really was no way it could have worked out on species alone. Ponies and dragons can’t breed, and…well, herding solved the problem of Rarity never being able to have foals, but there’s so many other hurdles. I know Spike’s young, but he has to hibernate eventually if he wants to grow up. That’s one hundred years. Even if he went to bed today, Rarity would be dead by the time he came to.”
That little reminder of pony mortality made me cringe just the tiniest bit. Because it touched on another little subject I was doing my best to repress until I had found a solution to the whole thing.
Rainbow looked down at the alicorn snuggled to her chest. “What about that greed thing that had him running around Ponyville? I thought he grew up then.”
“Well…I asked Princess Celestia about that after we met those teenage dragons. They sure as hay didn’t act that much older than Spike, but...well...” Twilight replied hesitantly before I heard her take a breath and enter her lecture mode. “When they enter a growth period, dragons grab as much treasure as they can find and then go to sleep. By the time they awaken, any mental imbalance caused by excess growth is sorted out in their subconscious.
“Not that dragons usually get a chance to amass as much as Spike did,” she added. “The dragon tribes apparently have a big free for all in which younger dragons fight for gems every decade or so, and that determines rate of growth. A few more than double in size, a few get a little and back out while they still have the intelligence to do so, others get nothing and there are those that…get killed.”
I picked up that Rainbow felt about the same way Twilight did about the whole thing, which was apprehensive. As for me, I had to wonder if they allowed guests to watch the show. But I was smart enough to keep my mouth shut on the subject and leave the conversation at that.
Unfortunately, that brought the silence back, and left me alone with my own thoughts for far too long as I wondered about a little oddity I had kind of noticed way back when I assumed the identity of He Who Shall Not Be Named.
But something else also came to my attention of a much more pressing matter before I could wonder about it for more than an instant. “Do you girls always talk this much after I go off to meet Tia?” I asked. To be honest, I didn’t know to feel left out if they did, or disappointed if they didn’t.
“Sometimes,” Rainbow replied.
When nothing else was forthcoming, I started to get a little worried. Were the girls talking about me behind my back? And if so, what were they saying? Despite ponies being paragons of virtue, they did love to gossip. My best friend by default (since I was sleeping with Dash and kind of dating Tia) was the gossip queen of Ponyville, so I knew from personal experience how much ponies loved to talk about ponies.
“Um…sorry I missed out?” I said.
“It’s okay. You have to…” Twilight paused to yawn. “Make sure Celestia doesn’t...whatever the hay is supposed to happen if she falls asleep without you.”
Rainbow Dash let out an annoyed groan. “Ugh. As cool as it is you get to be with the princess every night, isn’t there a way to…I dunno, make it safe for her in case something does happen?”
While I just gave the pegasus a nervous look, Twilight did the talking. “Yes. I looked into the process, but from what I understand it’s very…difficult. Princess Celestia gave Fairy a piece of her magical core, the light that all her magic is produced from if you will. Fairy can access the raw power, and maybe a tiny fraction of Celestia’s abilities, but the princess is the only one who can control it enough to remove it. But that would mean she would have to reach into Fairy’s magical pool and…well…taking something from somepony is a much more…painful than giving of yourself,” she explained between yawns. “I can’t even imagine what it must have taken for Celestia to remove even the tiniest sliver of her magic to begin with.”
“Hold on a second,” Rainbow replied. “We give Fae our magic all the time. It’s not that big a deal.”
I let out a tiny moan I hoped they thought was a yawn or something before speaking. “It’s not exactly the same Dash.”
But before I could try and think up a way to explain it, Twilight spoke up. “Think of it like this Rainbow, we’re giving her feathers that will grow back overnight and Princess Celestia gave Fae one of her wings.”
“A piece of her wing,” I quickly added before Rainbow could get super defensive or pissed off at me for Tia’s actions. “A very small piece that only grows about one feather at a time.”
Even with my limited magical knowledge, I knew it was a crude analogy, but Rainbow would get it. Although the whole part about the removal being painful was new to me. Tia had used words like ‘complicated’ and ‘difficult’ when I asked her about it. She never led me to believe that those complications would have been on my end of the process.
I didn’t know what made me feel worse, the fact that she had hidden the truth from me, or the fact I was a little grateful she had decided not to rip out that little sliver of her magic despite the dangers of letting me use it. I wasn’t exactly proud of the fact that I felt that way, but I wasn’t going to lie to myself either. I didn’t really like that whole ‘pain’ thing.
The last few minutes of our night was spent talking about what we wanted to do tomorrow and if we should take Cadence up on her offer, Rainbow asking us again when we were going to get a cloud bed back at the palace, me asking what the hell the difference between a cloud bed, cloud walls, a cloud floor, and cloud streets were, and Twilight giving us a short lecture on the whole thing that I’m pretty sure put Rainbow to sleep. Then I asked Twilight for one teeny-tiny little favor that made her roll her eyes before agreeing to it.
We kissed each other goodnight.
Gave the pegasus a peck on her cheeks before dampening her snoring.
And I went off to meet Celestia.
Despite the nightly temptation from the forbidden fruit that was Celestia, I really enjoyed the time I spent with the older woman. Even if she was grabbier than anyone I had ever met. But then with all the hugs they threw around on top of the nuzzling and other stuff, ponies were a pretty affectionate species. Tia was probably just working hands into the equation or something. She hadn’t really had them before after all.
Tonight’s time together had been a bit more ‘annoyed Celestia’ than usual as she told me bout the half-evacuation of Canterlot that was still being taken care of even after she had gone to bed. Hospital patients and elderly were due back tomorrow, and the nobility was complaining about how they were being forced to turn around on top of suggestions to update the city’s evacuation protocols. Of course most of those plans were for a special route for the lot of them that they could use to get away with more valuables.
All the while, I was being treated like the teddy bear by the amazon that hugged me close to her chest. Except when she wanted to run her fingers along my arms or legs. Four times the woman’s hands got a little too close to my crotch and I was forced to slap them away.
After the fourth time, I looked up at the woman with the aurora of hair and frowned. “What the hell is up with all that anyway?”
Celestia’s mouth closed mid-complaint about some rich idiot and she looked down at me. “Up with what?”
I groaned as one of her hands snaked around before me to grab my thigh. It was her usual move when pulling me close into a sitting cuddle. It also usually turned into an ass grab at the end. “Ever since like…the third night we started doing this, you’ve been grabby and junk.”
And over I went until the fleshy tree trunks that were Celestia’s legs were mashed up against my own. Then her eyes went a little lower. “Well you seem to be enjoying it.”
I covered my erection and blushed. “J-Just because I want to have sex with you right now doesn’t mean I’m…um…” I stopped myself and looked away. There was no real good way that sentence could end. Especially since I couldn’t get the thought of Tia just coming down on top of me to take care of my little problem out of my head.
The goddess let out one of her usual melodious laughs that sounded more like a beautiful musical instrument than something coming from a person’s mouth. “Oh come now Omnifarious, can’t I indulge just a little bit?” she asked before her fingers dug into my skin. “You know what hooves are like. The tactile sensations I get from these are just so much better and so…new!”
“So now you’re doing a Lyra?” I asked the goddess.
She rolled her eyes and a second later, descended on top of me. The weight of her body alone drove me down, although thanks to our respective positions on the couch before Tia came down on me and maybe with a little help from her hands that were still covering my ass, we ended up face to face. Of course, hers still had that little smile on it. “Do you know what its like to be me?”
With the loaded question handed off to me like that, I decided to play it safe rather than shoot myself. “Not really.”
After a few seconds of readjusting, Tia propped herself up on her elbows, and ran a finger along the side of my face. “I won’t lie and say it doesn’t get lonely, but even with close friends and the joy they bring me, sometimes everything is just so boring,” she said before sighing. “I mean, I’ve heard it all before, done it all. Except for this.”
A hand moved to nearly cover my vision, and Celestia flicked me on the nose. “Here, like this, everything’s new. Just touching something is unlike anything I’ve experienced before, and a body with no coat, hair that doesn’t feel the same, toes and fingers, my mouth,” she said with a laugh before bending down to give me a light kiss where she touched my nose earlier. “Teeth…all of it, just so new. So I’m going to indulge.”
I groaned at the confirmation to what could have been called something in my top ten Equestrian fears. “Well crap.”
Celestia frowned. “What?”
“I talked to Cadence today and…” I told her about my little talk with the pink alicorn, Cadence’s little ideas about my relationship troubles. Which of course meant revealing to Celestia all the doubts I was having when it came to her coming into me and Twilight, not to mention Rainbow.
It was…a lot easier that I thought it would be actually. And trust me, telling an immortal goddess that controls the sun and is the nicest person anyone’s ever known that you were having doubts about any hope you might have of making her happy is not an easy thing. But Tia had always been easy for me to talk to. It was that weird calm presence she always had and…well, the fact that we were in my mindscape probably helped.
By the time I was finished, our little lay about seating arrangement had changed, and Tia was back to leaning up against the side of the couch, with me not too far off. She had a bit of a death grip on my hand, but other than that, Celestia was keeping her hands to herself.
“You could have just told me you were nervous you know, that you were having doubts,” she said. “I would have understood. Taken things slower perhaps, or been more open. You don’t have to hide your worries from me Omnifarious. I thought you would have known that by now.”
I sighed and sank into the seat a little bit. “Yeah well, I haven’t had any of those kinds of thoughts…with Twilight,” I added after a moment. “And then Luna opened her big mouth, and you were all…
“Tia, I know you don’t want to hear it but…you really are perfect,” I went on. “Not…oh my gosh let me gush over you perfect like with Twilight but…I can talk to you. I talk to you about anything and everything and…well…I don’t want to mess that up.”
“Do you really think so little of yourself?” Tia asked. “That you could do such a thing?”
I groaned, and snatched my hand away from her before glaring back at her. “Yes!” I shouted before standing up and looking back at her. The fact she was barely shorter than me while sitting down didn’t fill me with confidence. Still, I managed to keep talking thanks to my indignation. “Excuse me for thinking, the pony goddess that is the definition of kind and noble is out of my league! That she’s only doing anything with me because I’m new, and she’s going to get bored with me soon enough. I’m sorry for wondering just how in the world someone perfect like you could even consider a future with someone like me, when you’re obviously going for a rebound relationship.
“Okay yeah, fine, you want to say you’re not perfect! But you know what? That whole modesty thing makes you the next best thing!
“So excuse me if I’m just a little bit worried this whole thing is going to blow up in my face, and Twilight’s gonna run off with you, or Dash is going to get hurt, or…hell, I’m going to lose the one person in this entire world that I can feel comfortable enough around to really let go!
“And you,” I went on. “You go on about how great I am, but I’m not! I am a selfish, self-centered jerk, who is only going to let you down. And then everything’s going to go to hell, and then Twilight and Dash are going to have to run off with you, because there’s no way in hell they’re going to stay with me when everything falls apart, I won’t let them if they tried! Which means all the other girls will hate me and…it’ll all just…fall apart! And...and now I’m rambling!”
Completely spent, I looked around the room, and sighed at its spartan makeup that consisted of just a television and a couch. If I had known I was going into a tirade, I would have built an extra chair to collapse into away from Celestia. But without that, I kind of shambled back to the couch, and let out a yell when my wrist was put into an iron grip before Celestia yanked me into her lap.
The goddess’s arms encircled me, and I didn’t put up much fight before giving into the much stronger woman’s hold. After a few seconds, she finally spoke. “Are you done?”
“…yeah,” I replied as I looked away from Tia. Then she kissed me on the side of my forehead, and I felt even more embarrassed for my outburst that all these stupid pony relationships made me do.
Beneath me, the amazon’s legs shifted a little, and I was forced to lean back just a bit until she guided me around to the point where I was looking at her lovely face again. “Let’s start with that self-evaluation of yours. I know you’re hardly the best pony, but if I only wanted the best pony, I’d be fucking Twilight, and dragging Cadence into my bed and-wow,” she mumbled as her face got a little perturbed. “That was a little…crude. Not that I didn’t mean it, but…human language is just...”
“Well, like I said,” the goddess started again after shaking off her surprise. “If I wanted the best pony, I’d be content with Twilight. If I just wanted a pony that made my tail go up on its own, I’d take Rainbow Dash. But no, I want you. And Twilight, and Rainbow Dash. And if you think I don’t know you after all this time, that I’m suddenly going to run away because you belong to some stupid culture apparently worships violence and considers the suffering other others entertainment, then you are an idiot.”
I frowned at Tia’s explanation of Hollywood, but…I suppose I had been showing her a few too many action movies since we started…doing whatever we were doing. And I wasn’t about to let myself get distracted. “Look, I already did all this with Cadence.”
“And yet you’re still having problems,” Celestia pointed out before her face became a bit more sympathetic. “And are they real doubts, or simple fear of failure that will only come about if something does go wrong? An outcome I’m finding less likely with each passing day I add.”
Celestia’s words put me on the defensive, but it wasn’t like I could get away from her or anything. “Hey I’ve got real doubts.” I tried to make that sound not so pathetic, but ended up failing pretty miserably.
It didn’t help much that Tia smiled down at me. “Like?”
For a minute, I was tempted to just up and tell her about the size issue I was having with her. She might have only topped me by a foot in la-la land, but the two feet Tia had on me in pony world might as well have made her the equivalent to a ten-foot giant in human measurements. It made her intimidating as hell, and the idea of sex...confusing.
But, despite how important a healthy sexual relationship was to a…wider relationship, I thought I needed to go with something a bit deeper than the fear of being crushed under her fat ass while we slept.
“Look…relationships are complicated, okay?” I told her. “I barely understand Twilight, and now with Rainbow around I can barely keep myself on top of things. And now you want to be added to the mix…which you totally deserve, but…I mean…I can’t even wrap my head around it all! So now, I’ve got to juggle a relationship with all three of you, keeping you all happy while I have to deal with all the other crap! Which I’m failing at by the way! I mean…you’ve seen Sunset. I just handed her off to Cheerilee like an idiot without even bothering to see what was really bothering her and I just-I… ”
Celestia’s expression turned into a bit of a frown. “Keep on top of things?” she asked before sighing. “You don’t need to try and shoulder the burden of every little thing you know.”
I frowned back at her. “Says you Miss let’s make me a princess,” I grumbled before letting out a loud groan. “Thanks for that by the way, as if I needed any more weight to add to all this gender confusion crap I’ve got in my life!” Hell, I wasn’t even sure what I could be classified as anymore. A guy? A girl? Celestia said that I was ‘more complicated’ than that, but that sure as hell wasn’t a lot of help.
A large hand clamped over my mouth, and Celestia let out a long sigh. “Alright, listen up. You said that Cadence was hoping for a date with Twilight and their...groups?”
As Celestia released my mouth, I took a few deep breaths before replying. “Yeah.”
“Cancel it,” she ordered. “You’ll be sending the day with me. If they ask, tell the girls I’m going to be…never mind, I’ll tell them myself when I get there.”
I groaned at the amazon. “Ti-ah!”
Any further protests I had tied off as the goddess dragged me face first into her chest before she fell onto her side and dragged me down with her. I tried to argue with her but…well, having my face shoved between a giant pair of breasts made it really hard to argue with the woman they were attached to.
“Now start the movie, would you?”
I let out a noise of protest.
And Celestia relaxed a bit to let me breathe before she looked down at me. “Are you going to keep arguing with me?”
“You going to tell me what we’re doing tomorrow?” I gently demanded, which sounded more like a annoyed question.
Celestia sighed. “Well if you must know, I’m going to inform you of your duties as a princess,” she explained before pausing for a moment. “Help you relax and…well, I need to talk to Twilight and Rainbow before I make any other plans.”
That did little to reassure me. Very little. But I also knew Tia had finished talking on the subject, and getting her to start back up with be impossible.
Plus, I didn’t want to spend the whole night fighting with the goddess over something that may or may not happen. She might have had a point about that when it really came down to it. A lot of my fears aside from the stuff I talked to Cadence about did revolve around what would happen if things went south.
Or why Tia was trying to hook up with a herd in the first place. I was still pretty sure the alicorn wasn’t going to like what she was going to find if we did start going out.
Even if...we kind of did share everything already. More than either of the other girls did in some ways too.
I sighed after she loosened her grip enough for me to turn around. Complicated relationships sucked. I got settled back in when the much larger woman pulled me up against her body and brought her arms around to place her hands on my chest.
“Just um…stay away from the crotch, okay?” I asked in a way that might have sounded like a plea.
A kiss to the back of my head preceded Tia’s response. “Don’t worry, I won’t play with you any more like that. Even if you want me to deep down. Or halfway down at least.”
“Hey!” I replied.
Which Tia responded to with another kiss. “Well this is a mental construction, so you can’t really say it’s just your body that’s just wanting the attention Omnifarious,” she said with a little laugh. “But…I don’t think Rainbow and Twilight would like it if we did more than kiss before the three of us sleep together. Although the thought of having sex as another species does make me curious.”
That took a few seconds to process. “You mean you…with…you and me…here?”
“Is that so surprising? I know you think about it,” she replied softly. “And like I said, I am curious. The two of us...you’d have to explain a few things to me of course, and we’d need a real bed.”
As my mind was filled with the possibilities, I felt Celestia’s hand go where it wasn’t supposed to, and my eyes widened while she spoke. “Although, you may want to make yourself a bit longer. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to feel much as things are now.”
The moan I let out definitely wasn’t one of pleasure. “Just watch the movie please. I’ll…give you a backrub when we’re done or something.”
And so, another night I spent naked next to the most beautiful woman of all time went on without me getting anything but a lot of unsatisfied needs.