Uncle Nic-fit's Drunken Story Time

by Nic-Fit


14: Embodiment

EMBODIMENT


Applejack had bouthg Apple Bloom along to the annual ponyville hearthswarming party thing to have fun.

It was a oretty sweet deel. It was bang in the middle of town, and the whole thing looked really pretty becaus it had snowed erlier that day, and night just looks cooler than day, what with eh stars and shit.

So basically she was wndering around the square, playing on some of the games and eating the disgusting-yet-strangley-irrisitable carnival food. It was all pretty great until she wandered away from AJ and ended up face to face with Diamond Fancyhat. She tried to sneak away, but it was no good, shed been spottred.

"Well well if it isn't the little hillbilly." Sneered Diamnod.

"You shut your face."

"I'll shut yours first!" Shouted Diamond, as she slapped a bitch.

"I WIN!" She shouted, before running off.

"Ow, my face." said Apple bloom, lying on the floor.

APlle Jack had just seen the whole thing, and wasn;t too happy about it.

"Comeon Apple Bloom, i'ma talk to that fily's dad about this."

So then AJ picked applebloom up and they set out to find Filthy Rich. After five minutes of searching, they found him (pnyville is not a very big town), and confronted him.

"Mr. Filthy," started AJ, "How come your daughter is such a bitch?"

"Daughter?" replied a confused Filthry Rich.

"Diamond Tiara, you know, your kid."

"Oh. OH. Hahahah, oh no, nonono!" Laughed Filthy.

"Uhm, what?"

"You see her?" Filthey pointed at Diamond. "She is not my daughter."

"Wait, what?" Replied an even more confused AJ.

"This child is a corporeal manifestation of my own nefarius sins." Calmly stated Flthy,

"I am a spectre of darkness." Piped in Diamond.

AJ was speechless.

"Yes, she is the embodiment of al of my wrong doings. This is probably the explanaion you are looking for regarding why she is a bitch. she is literally made of all the awful shit i've done." Elaborated Filthy,.

Aj was still speechless.

"Well, it's been lovely chatting with you miss Jakc, but I must be off. I have an ophanage to demolish to make way for a store. Happy Hearhtwarming!" With that, he left, Diamond following closely behind.

"I have literally no idea what just happened." Said applebloom.

"Let us never speak of it again." Said AJ.

So they didn't.