"Welp, that could've went better," Twilight said leaning on the bars of her jail cell. She and her friends were currently sitting in a jail cell while Pinkie Pie played a song on a harmonica. "But at least we stopped Sunny Sands and destroyed that horrible movie."
The girls in the cell agreed while Rainbow Dash looked clueless. "Uh, what movie? It feels like I've been in here for a month."
"But you only been in here for an hour," Twilight corrected. "And as for that movie, well lets just say that it made Twilight look like a good love story."
The six friends in the cell shuttered.
"It was for the best that we destroyed it." Rarity added. "I have never seen anything so horrific in my life."
"Wait, so is that how you guys ended up in here?" Rainbow asked. "All because you destroyed some movie?"
Twilight tapped her hoof on the bars. "That's not all we did." Rainbow stands silently for a few seconds looking at her friends who seemed to be interested in something else while Pinkie playing a song on her harmonica and Fluttershy playing with some beads around her neck.
"So, aren't you going to tell me what happened?"
Before Twilight could answer a guard stops in front of the cell and opens the cell door. "Alright girls, the judge will see you now."
The girls exited the cell following the guard into a courtroom where the judge and the jury sat looking at the girls. "Ok girls," Twilight whispered to her friends. "Let me handle this, I've been reading up on Equestrian law." the others took a seat while Twilight Sparkle stood before the judge as he cleared his throat.
"Wha, wha wha wha wha wha wha wha?" Twilight looked at the judge baffled as he spoke. "Wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha? Wha wha."
After a few seconds of silence Twilight finally spoke. "What?"
"Wha wha wha wha wha wha wha? Wha wha wha wha wha!" The judge repeated.
Twilight looks over to her friends hoping that one of them could help her out, but they was just as confused as she was. "Oooookkay, does anypony know what the hell is he saying?" Rainbow whispered. When she received no reply, her widen with a another idea. "Hey, where's Babs? Maybe she could help us out?"
"Sorry Sugarcube," Applejack apologized. "Cousin Babs left fer Ponyville with Rumble, Thunderlane and those Pegasus sisters."
"Now why would they go to Ponyville for?" Applejack gives Rainbow Dash a are you serious look." Oh right, Rumble is the father of Apple Bloom's foal, totally forgot about that."
"Oh! That reminds me, Rainbow, when we return to Ponyville; You, me and Thunderlane are going to talk about some things." Rarity said happily.
The cyan rainbowed mare folded her forelegs in defiance. "No way."
"Yes way!" Rarity pokes Rainbow Dash on her chest. " I absolutely REFUSE to be forever alone just because you cant get the sand out of your vagina!"
The judge bangs on the gavel demanding order in the court. "Wha! Wha wah wha wha wha wha!" Rarity and Rainbow Dash just looked at the judge with blank stares as Pinkie Pie stands up and walks towards the still stumped Twilight.
"Don't worry Twilight!" Pinkie said with her usual cheerful attitude. "I got this, I've playing Phoenix Wright!"
"Uh Pinkie?" Twilight said trying to stop the pink earth pony. "Court really doesn't work like that, and that game is overrated anyway."
Pinkie gasps and quickly cover Twilight's mouth whispering in her ear. "Twilight! Are you trying to get us killed?!" Pinkie quickly looks outside where a random stallion quickly ducked behind some bushes. "I'm on to you buddy!"
"Pinkie focus!" Twilight exclaimed. "How is a VIDEO GAME going to help us? Like I said; Courts DONT work like that!"
Pinkie Pie pats Twilight head while laughing. "Twi, Twi, Twi, It will work you just have to believe! And besides, if it worked for Motherly Scootaloo it can certainly work for us."
"Motherly whatnow?" Rainbow replied.
"Long story." Fluttershy replied.
Pinkie Pie stands before the judge. "Ok judgey we're ready!" Twilight had a bad feeling that things wasn't going to end well.
"Wha! Wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha."
Pinkie puts a hoof under her chin humming. "Twilight, yes or no?"
"What? Pinkie what did he-"
"Yes or No Twilight!"
"Uhh, no?"
Pinkie seemed happy at the response. "Ooh good one! Ahem, Your honor, Twilight said that we are not guilty of our crime," Twilight took a breath of relief. "But! We are guilty of sleeping with your wife."
Twilight face dropped down to the ground as the jury murmured amongst themselves as the judge's eyes widen with surprise. "Wha?!"
"That's right!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Right in the vajay vajay!"
The judge's face turned red with anger. "Ooh bad move Twilight, he looks quite mad." Twilight grabbed Pinkie Pie shaking her furiously.
"Pinkie! What the hell are you doing! I'm married remember! Apologize right now!" Pinkie Pie hums again and turns to face the judge.
"Your honor, Twilight said that we would like to apologize," Twilight took another sigh of relief. "That your wife found you inadequate and that she had to sleep with six mares just because you couldn't do your job."
The jury murmured amongst themselves again except lightly chuckling. "Wha!! Wha wha wha wha wha!"
"That's easy!" Pinkie said happily. "Magic potions, badly made brews or convenient magical spells. You can get them just about anywhere."
Rainbow Dash facehoofed. "Welp, goodbye jail, hello prison."
Twilight however, wished she just stayed home today. Going on an adventure after being hung over was not a good idea. It would make a funny movie though. "Pinkie, just ask if we can take a recess."
"Hmm, I can ask. Excuse me your honor," Pinkie said to the judge. "Twilight said that Motherly Scootaloo suck, you suck and Equestrian Court suck and we would like to leave," Pinkie shifts her eyes. "To do your wife, is that cool?"
The entire courtroom was so quiet that you could hear the sound of a tree falling in a forest.
"Wha."
"Ok cool!" Pinkie Pie turns to her friends. "Come on guys lets go."
"I cant believe that worked." Twilight muttered as the walked away from the courtroom. "But how did you know what he was saying?"
"Silly Twilight," Pinkie replied as she bounced down the stairs. "I had no clue what he was saying!"
Twilight stopped. Her right eye was twitching very badly and her entire body was shaking heavily and she was sure that she busted a blood vessel. She took a deep breath calming herself down smiling. "You know what? I quit."
"What do you mean?" Fluttershy meekly asked.
"I quit!" Twilight repeated. "I am SO done with this."
"But what about the marr-"
"Fluttershy, I don't care anymore, I just want to go home." Twilight interrupted. "I'm sick and tired of all the craziness, I'm done."
The others agreed with Twilight. This had been the worst day of their lives. "Aw come on guys!" Rainbow Dash said standing in front of her friends. "We just cant let a couple of bad experiences ruin the fun times!"
"THERE YOU ARE DWEEB!" Gilda descends from the sky and lands in front of Rainbow Dash.
"Gilda?" Rainbow said puzzled. "What are you doing here?"
Gilda doesn't say a word. She grabs Rainbow's face and pulls her in for a passionate kiss.
"Ohh my!" Fluttershy gasped as Gilda broke the kiss.
"Now who's the better kisser?" She slapped Rainbow's flank before taking back off in the air. Twilight and her friends looked at Rainbow Dash who was still recovering from the kiss.
"Guys, I wanna go home." Rainbow said on the verge of tears.
Twilight sighs. "Alright everypony huddle up and I'll teleport us back home."
"Twilight daring," Rarity said breaking Twilight's concentration. "Could we please stop by Coco Pommel's penthouse first? She was going to send me some fabric but since we're here."
"Sure, why not." Twilight shrugged.
*Knock *Knock*Knock
"Coco darling, are you home?" Rarity asked knocking on the door again. "Its Rarity!"
The girls stand at the door for a few seconds waiting for a response. "Maybe she's not home?" Fluttershy wondered out loud.
"Well I did kind of showed up unannounced," Rarity agreed. "Come on girls, lets go."
The sound of a door unlocking made the six friends stop in there tracks. The door opens slightly and a cream colored mare appeared through the crack. "Yes? Can I-" her eyes widen and a warm smile appeared on her face. "Oh Rarity! Why hello, what brings you here?"
"Hello Coco," Rarity greeted. "Sorry for showing up unannounced, but I came to pick up the fabric you was going to send me. Do you still have it?"
"Oh yes! The fabric, I-I still have it, j-just let me go get that for you." Coco quickly closes the door leaving the girls outside.
Applejack takes off her hat scratching her mane. "Well that was weird."
Twilight nods her head in agreement. "That was pretty weird. It seemed like she was in a hurry."
"Well she is a fashion designer," Rarity commented. "Maybe she was in the middle-"
A large crashing sound came from Coco's penthouse interrupting the white pony. "Oh no! Coco!" they quickly enter her abode seeing if she was alright. "Coco are you-"
Coco looked up at the girls like a deer caught in headlights. She was quickly trying to pick up the shards of broken glass off the ground. Twilight and her friends stared at Coco who was wearing a very sexy dominatrix outfit then soon turned their attention to the stallion who was wearing a gimp suit, ballgag and a blindfold hanging down from the ceiling.
"O..k.."
The room was awkwardly silent for a few moments until a another voice broke the silence. "Sister Coco, are you ok?" Rarity's gasped. She knew that voice. A pink pony exited from another room wearing a similar outfit. "I thought I herd a crash."
"SURI?!" Rarity gasped in shock.
"RARITY?!" Suri replied back.
"SURI?!"
"RARITY?!"
"SURI?!"
"RARITY?!"
"SURI?!"
"RARITY?!"
"PINKIE!" both mares look at the pink pony who shrunk back. "I just wanted to be a part of the moment."
Coco sat down covering her face in embarrassment. Suri Polomare makes her way over to her wrapping a comforting foreleg around her. "Sister, do not be ashamed."
The room was awkward, really awkward. Like when you confess to your school crush in front of the entire school but only to find out that she doesn't like you that way and now you just made a complete ass of yourself awkward or your parents busting into your room while you're trying to bust a nut awkward or farting during an oral presentation in front your entire class or during sex awkward.
Things was just, so awkward right now.
"I suppose you would like an explanation?" Suri guessed breaking the silence.
"Not really no." Twilight replied.
"Didn't you used to hate Suri, Coco?" Fluttershy asked.
Coco removes her hooves from her face. "I used to, until I found the S.O.B."
"The S.O.B?" Rainbow Dash had to cover her mouth to keep from laughing.
"The Sisterhood of Bondage," Suri said annoyed. "A place where mares like us can indulge in our fantasy of dominating males."
Twilight shakes her head in shame. "So in other words, taking advantage of helpless stallions."
"Actually Twi,"Applejack began. "Bondage isn't even like that, ya see, they don't take advantage of anypony as it is the submissive one who holds the power. Its a trust thing, he's trusting them to stop when he says so and not go completely wild and hurt him and a safe word is usually in place to prevent accidents." Applejack crosses her forelegs proudly with a smirk.
"I'm not even going to ask how you know this." Twilight said.
Last Year
"Hey Twi," Applejack called out. "Are ya home?"
Twilight looks up from a book she was reading. "Hello Applejack, what brings you here?"
"Ah'm here to return this book you gave me."
Twilight grabs the book with her magic. "Ah, Fifty Shades of Hay. So did find what you was looking for?"
"About that," Applejack said looking around. "That was not a farming book."
Twilight gives a look of confusion. "It wasn't?"
"No it wasn't," Applejack said nervously. "Hey, uh, Twi, do you have the sequel to that book though?"
"Ah do mah homework" Applejack replied tipping her hat.
Suri stands up making her way over to Applejack. "Well explained Miss?"
"Applejack"
"Well explained Miss Applejack!" Suri replied shaking her hoof. "Would you like to join our Sisterhood? Some of the guys have been asking for a farm pony and I think you'll be a perfect fit!"
"Boy Howdy!" Applejack replied swinging her hoof in excitement. "Sure I'll join!"
"APPLEJACK!" Twilight cried.
Both Suri and Coco hug their new sister. "Welcome to the S.O.B Sister Applejack," Suri said smiling. "You'll love the stallions at the stables."
"They treat us like princesses," Coco replied. "They take us out on dates and buy us gifts." Coco gives Applejack a card. "Here, take this sister, its our next S.O.B meeting!"
Applejack takes the card and puts it under her hat. "Thank ya kindly, sisters."
"Un-freaking-believable." Rainbow Dash muttered.
They hug one more time before Coco gives Rarity her fabric. "Here you go Rarity, now if you will excuse us," both Suri and Coco turn their attention back to the hanging stallion. "There's a naughty stallion in need of some discipline."
"Rrrrrright," Rarity said. "We'll just show ourselves out."
After leaving Coco's penthouse with Rarity's fabric and with things they really didn't need to know. Twilight asked if they had anymore business in Manehattan before they left for home. The others shook their head indicating that they were ready to go back to Ponyville.
"Alright girls," Twilight said. "Huddle up and lets go home."
Twilight's horn lights up and the six friends disappeared in a flash of light.
In the middle of a city, a small little pizzeria stood decaying from years of neglect, or somebody couldn't afford regular upkeep. There was an icy chill in the wind as the leaves and chips of paint blew in the sky.
"We'll here we are girls," Twilight said smiling. "Home sweet home."
"Uh, Twilight?" Fluttershy muttered noticing something off.
"Ahm going to go see how Apple Bloom's doing."
"Uh, excuse me."
"And I got parties to plan! Hopefully this one wont suck."
"Girls?"
"Don't forget Rainbow Dash!" Rarity said. "We got things to discuss with Thunderlane!"
"Yeah yeah whatever." Rainbow pouted.
"Girls!"
"I guess I'll go see how Spike and Trixie are doing. " Twilight said looking off to the side. "I wonder if she made anything to eat?" the purple pony notices that her friends are looking at her. "What? I'm hungry and Trixie can cook."
"GIRLS!"
The others turn and give Fluttershy their attention. "What is it darling?" Rarity asks as Fluttershy only points to a building behind them.
"What is a Freddy's Family Pizzeria?"