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// Buck this! 
// Story: Law, Order, and Life. 
// by Danthebronyman 
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LawWing unlocked his office door and walked into a casefile on his desk. He opened it up to see File #:5557547. Case type: Murder, 1st. Case Worker(s): LawWing, and GentleLure It was then, he noticed the desk next to his. He had gotten a trainee.

"Damnit D.A Octavia! You stuck me with a Trainee A.D.A!" he murmured as he slammed a hoof against his desk.

He then opened a desk draw and pulled out a file of his ENTIRE personality, past info, and info on his standing on certain things. He made this to remind himself of why he is who he is. It was then, his phone rang. It was the building secretary informing him that a visitor was coming up. He accidently put his file in the case file. He then heard a knock on the door.

"Come in." he replied. 

The door opened, and a a white unicorn with a red mane walked in. Closing the door.

"Is this A.D.A. LawWing?" she asked in a sweet tone.

"Yep. Your GentleLure i presume? " he said.

"Er, yes. I heard your training me, and that you have a case for us?" she questioned.

"Ugh, here." he answered as he put the file on her desk.

She then began to read it. She read the case file, and then she saw LawWing's file. She wanted to know more about him so, she read it. After about 1 minute, she began to laugh. He looked over and saw the file. She had her hoof pointed to one word. Virgin. LawWings face turned a pale black. He ran out of his office and pounded on D.A. Octavia's door. She wasn't there so, he wrote a note saying "Went to breakfast." He then began to run to the coffee shop next to the CourtHouse.  He entered and ordered a vanilla mocha, and a danish pastry. 

He ate his breakfast and then his phone rang. It was his office phone, so he answered.

"LawWing, i'm sorry i read that document. But are you really a, err, you know what?" she asked, a little embarrassed.

"Yes... I just, never got what that stuff was about. Nor did I care. I'm a Prosecutor, not a pimp." he replied, cheeks red as tomatoes. 

"If you come back to work, I won't tell anypony." she stated.

He then walked back to work, opened the door, closed it, and sat down. He just opened a desk drawer, pulling out a small china class of scotch. Taking a decent swig. Even though he shouldn't be drinking at work. Of course, he knew this. But just didn't care right now.

"Sir, pardon me for asking, but why are you making these choices. I've read the rest of this and, you barely have pony contact at all, yet alone sexual contact." she asked.

"Well, most people think i'm a psychotic lunatic or something. Yet alone mares." LawWing replied shyly. 

"Hey, I haven't known you long, but you don't seem that bad. Just get some friends who understand you! Here, I'll start." GentleLure stated as she patted him on the shoulder. 

"Well Gentle, we'd probably start working on the case." LawWing ordered.

They looked at the evidence, and the witness statements. Then, they started making their case. Deciding who they would call to the stand, and what they would say. The case was so easy, it went from 8:30 AM, to 1:30 PM, and they were done. LawWing then called the courthouse and confirmed the case for tomorrow. LawWing then realized he forgot to pack his lunch.

"Oh buck!" said a angry LawWing. "I forgot to pack my lunch..."

"Why don't you just go eat at the CourtHouse cafeteria across the street?" she retorted. "In Fact, why don't we both go!"

They then left their office, looking the door, and heading to the CourtHouse. When they got there, they were greeted by the clerk. They then proceed to the 2nd floor via elevator. Then, they stepped out and got into the cafeteria line. Both got the same thing, a hayburger with a lemon milkshake. Both laughed at this weird coincidence. Finding a open table, they sat down and began to eat.  

"So, how long have you been a Assistant District Attorney?" Gentle asked.

"4 years. In fact, i applied just after I got my degree, and I turned 21 that day. Real interesting birthday!" he replied in a laugh.

PLOMP! Went LawWing as he accidently fell out of his chair. Exposing his briefcase cutie mark.

"Well, there's my clumsiness!" he said.