Dear Pinkie and Sombra,
Hey, guys! Just wanted to say congrats to you guys! Sorry for leaving like that, but Cheesy sense never stops, even for weddings. So, I hear that Pinkie's doing well with the pregnancy? If so, awesome! If not, Sombra, I will come down there and go full on mom mode. I literally won't be able to stop myself.
Sincerely, Cheese Sandwich
P.S. Pinkie, if you find your sweets missing from their respective cabinets or secret chest compartments, please kindly direct yourself to your husband about the whereabouts. He might have something to do with it.
Dear Cheese,
You sell out, she's not supposed to have sweets.
Sombra
Dear Sombra,
STOP HIDING MY SWEETS. YOU'RE STARVING ME.
Sincerely, your wife, Pinkie
Dear Pinkie,
First off, you're pregnant. You can't have too much sugar because it's bad for the baby. Also, why are we writing letters to each other? We live together, you twit.
Sincerely, your confused husband, Sombra
Dear Sombra,
I WANTED TO BE INVOLVED. Also, OK, I'll try to stay away from my cupcakes.
Sincerely, your compromising wife, Pinkie
Dear Pinkie and Sombra,
I'm not real used to writing letters, especially to you guys since it's been only a couple weeks since we last saw each other. So, how's the honeymoon? I hope it's great.
Anyway, I was kinda writing to tell you guys something I told Mom and Dad... I'm dating a girl. Her name's Florina, and she's real nice, and I was wondering if you guys had anything to say? Mom and Dad was cool with it, and so was Limestone and Maud, but I didn't know if you guys knew... I just wanted to tell you before anyone else did.
Sincerely, Marble
P.S. Wow, this is really weird for a congratulatory letter...
Dear Marble,
Someone better answer that phone because I so totally CALLED IT.
Sincerely, Pinkie
P.S. I've known for years, Marble, oh my gosh, I've been shipping you two since you two first looked at each other.
Dear Marble,
I already knew. We all knew. We've been making bets about when you were gonna come out.
Sincerely, Sombra
P.S. Tell Limestone and Igneous they both owe me twenty bits. Each.
Dear Sombra,
Here's your bits. It was a lucky guess.
Igneous and Limestone
Dear Sombra and Pinkie,
At the request of Fluttershy, I would like to apologize for my behavior during my speech. It seems I do not know how to handle my alcohol.
Sincerely, Discord
Dear Discord,
Don't apologize to us. Apologize to Rarity. You ruined her dress.
Sombra
Dear Pinkie,
Stop spiking the punch. You're lucky it worked out for me or I would have come after you.
Sincerely, Rainbow Dash
Dear Pinkie,
You brilliant genius.
Sincerely, a very lucky Soarin
Dear Sombra,
Pinkie told me you were a fan, so I enclosed a copy of one of my demos. Have fun on your honeymoon!
Sincerely, Sapphire Shores.
Dear Sapphire,
Thanks! Sombra would thank you himself, but he's too busy listening to your music.
Sincerely, Pinkie
Dear Pinkie,
You're gonna have some explaining to do when you get back from your honeymoon... It would appear your secret is out, dear.
Sincerely, Rarity
P.S. I DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS BUTTON.