Dragon Ball/Z and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belong to their rightful owners, which I am not.
Note: This fic takes place after Buu destroyed Earth but before he went to Otherworld and it takes place sometime during the first season of FIM.
Equestria, a fantastic and magical land. Ruled by two sisters, this magical land was one of the most peaceful worlds in the entire galaxy. A land that had never seen true war or destruction, one of the truely peaceful worlds in the entire galaxy.
But unknown to all of its residences, Equestria had visitor….
Standing upon a small grassy hillside was a small figure. This figure had a quite unique appearance. Its skin was entirely pink and was fairly built for its small frame. With an antenna attached to the top of its head, the figure had a small child-like appearance (despite its red eyes and fingerless hands).
This was Majin Buu, one of the most dangerous creatures in the known universe.
More than five billion years ago, this monstrous creation was created by a powerful and evil wizard named Bibidi. What was his one purpose in his new life? To cause absolute destruction and chaos across the known universe.
One of his first tasks that his ‘father’ gave him was to hunt down a group of very powerful god-like beings named the Kais. These insanely powerful creatures were peaceful rulers of the universe and more importantly, the mortal enemy of Bibidi. And while Buu honestly didn’t care about such grudges, he eagerly engaged these gods for the simple reason that it would be exciting.
While these Kais were indeed powerful, Buu was more then a match for them. One by one the kais fell to the insane majin. One of the Kais (The Southern Supreme Kai) even fell prey to a devastating ability of Majin Buu, absorption. With the new strength that this Kai gave Buu, he continued his onslaught on the Kais. But this lead to a grave mistake.
Due to absorbing the Grand Supreme Kai (a very jolly and kind person) Buu transformed into a large and goofy version of Buu, who lacked the monstrous rage that Buu originally had. Soon enough due to this absence of rage, Bibidi sealed Buu away (after realizing that he couldn’t control his creation any longer) and seemingly ended the creature’s rampage forever.
But that was not to be.
Billions of years later Buu was released from his prison by a wizard name Babidi (Bibidi’s son) with the sole purpose of being his slave. But Babidi soon meet with a painful end when Buu turned on him, making sure that no one would ever seal him away again.
Chaos soon followed with numerous incidents occurring (such as Buu becoming good, fighting an evil version of himself, becoming evil again, and absorbing numerous other fighters), but all of this eventually lead to the goodness that was granted by the Grand Supreme Kai being removed from Buu, transforming the monster back to his original chaotic self.
And what did Buu do moments after being reborn?
He destroyed the entire planet.
And for the last few hours that was all he had been doing. Due to the disappearance of two powerful warriors (two Saiyans, it was a surprise that there was any of them left) that Buu had been previously fighting, Buu had begun a universal search for the two, destroying any and every planet he had visited in the meantime. No matter the size of the planet, the shape, or the people who lived upon it, Buu destroyed them all without remorse.
But this one…was different.
Gazing at the lush landscape before him Buu couldn’t help feel an unusual calming presence. There was no powerful Ki signatures, no interstellar traveling going on at the moment, and even Buu had to admit that this place was beautiful.
Lush green grass, streams of clear blue water, tons of large trees, large puffy clouds, and there was even a fairly small town in the distance (small for what Buu has seen anyway). It looked like something out of a child’s story book, a perfect little world. A place where anyone who enjoyed a peaceful lifestyle would give anything to live here.
But why was all of it still here?
Now this was what was confusing Buu the most. Normally he could easily destroy a planet the moment his feet first touched the ground, but why was this one still standing? Why had he not obliterated this place yet? It made no sense to the Majin.
Sighing in defeat, Buu sat down of the ground and ran his hand to though the grass. It had been so long sense Buu had done this, such a rare thing for this unstoppable destroyer. But this was something odd…
Buu surprisingly had a mind of his own, a very simple one…but one none the less.
This was the first real time Buu had been able to think to himself since his rebirth. Before it was all about destruction and hate…but why? Was there nothing else in that mind of his? Couldn’t he have different emotions? His other form did, but why couldn’t he? Could Buu actually do something other then destroy when he put his mind to it? It was mind boggling.
But these thoughts were cut short by a noise approaching from a nearby road. Turing his gaze on the dirt road, Buu noticed something odd about this noise…it wasn’t like the average noise of someone walking…it was more like…bouncing?
It was at that moment that Buu saw the source of the noise…and nearly burst into laughter.
Bouncing across the road was a pony, a pink pony! Buu had never seen such a creature in all of his life! It had a very puffy mane and tail along with deep blue eyes. Upon its flank was also a strange mark in the shape of three party balloons. The pony also had a fairly large basket sitting on its back, what it was filled with was unknown though due to a cloth covering the top. And even with the distance he was at, Buu could easily make out the extreme joy and happiness in the pony’s expression.
This was Pinkie Pie, Element of Laughter and the most cheerful pony in all of Equestria (not that Buu knew that anyway).
To Buu this was just a huge gag, but his laughter unknowing caught the attention of this strangely cheerful pony.
Moments later Buu finally got control of himself and his insane laughter, but as he opened his eyes he got a interesting sight. Standing less than a few inches from his face was this same pink pony, which had one of the most gleeful grins on her face.
“Hi! What cha laughing at?” Pinkie Pie asked, surprising Buu before he narrowed his eyes at the pony.
Forming a Ki blast in his hand, Buu launched the destructive ball of energy at the pony. But Buu was dumbfounded when Pinkie vanished from his view, causing the ki blast to fly into the air before exploding in a fantastic display .
“Ah! fireworks! Do that again!” Pinkie gleeful called out, somehow ending up behind Buu.
Buu was happy to follow her request as he launched multiple Ki blasts at the pink pony. But somehow every time one of these attacks neared the pony, she vanished from view. This went on for minutes as Buu grew more enraged at the pink creature, why couldn’t he kill this thing!?
“Oooo, what’s this thing? Its so squishy!”
Buu turned his head in a snap to see Pinkie Pie somehow standing on his shoulders, poking his antenna. That nearly caused the Majin to blow a gasket, but also caused an eerie grin to on the monster’s face.
Flipping his antenna backwards, Buu unleashed a pink energy beam at the pink pony. But of course, Pinkie Pie somehow vanished yet again, causing the beam to hit a nearby tree. In a flash of light, the beam transformed the normal tree into something completely different. Instead of a mass of wood, the tree was now pink…completely made of taffy.
Pinkie Pie (who was now standing right next to the annoyed Majin) stared at the taffy transformed tree for a few seconds before taking off in a burst of smoke. Jumping onto the tree, Pinkie took a large bite out of the hunk of taffy, confirming her suspicions.
“Real taffy! That’s so awesome! Do it again! Someting made of choco please!” Pinkie begged the pink Majin, jumping up and down in excitement.
Eyeing the strange pony, Buu shrugged slightly before whipping his antenna again towards a pile of rocks. In a repeat performance, the pink beam launched slammed into the rocks. Flashing pink for a few moments, the rocks were soon transformed into a fairly large pile of molten milk duds…which Pinkie dove right into.
“That’s ‘munch’ amazing! The most fantastic thin I’ve seen in years! That 'munch' would be great for a party!” Pinkie cheerfully said as she bounced around the Majin, who really looked annoyed.
Buu was really starting to get tired of this pony. At this point he was starting to consider destroying this entire portion of the planet to shut her up.
But those thought ended when Buu noticed that Pinkie had stopped bouncing. Looking at the pink pony, Buu was surprised to see her holding a fairly large cupcake. Gesturing towards the treat, Pinkie handed the confection to the Majin, who instantly started to eat it. While Buu didn’t have as much of a sweet tooth as his larger incarnation had, Buu couldn’t deny his love for sweets.
“Whoops, I kind of forgot to introduce myself.” Pinkie grinned at the sight of Buu enjoying her treat;”I’m Pinkie Pie, what’s your name Mr.pink?”
Buu (who was still eating his cupcake) looked at the he pony out of the corner of his eye before letting out a small grumble, “Buu.”
“Buu? That’s a silly name.” Pinkie giggled, unknowingly getting an annoyed glance by Buu before he returned his attention to his treat. “Hey Buu-Buu, would you like to meet my friends? I’m sure they would love to meet you!”
It took a few moments but soon enough Buu finished his treat. Licking the remaining frosting off his face, Buu had to admit that this creature could make a fantastic piece of pastry. But at her question, Buu wasn’t sure; he really wasn’t that much of a people person. Heck, he still wasn’t sure why he hadn’t destroyed this planet yet.
But still Buu just gave her an unsure shrug, and for Pinkie Pie that’s all the answer she needed.
“Whoo! Let’s Go Buu Boy!” And with that, Pinkie took off in a flash, leaving an uncaring Buu behind.
But Buu suddenly felt a tug on his arm. Looking at his arm, Buu was shocked to see his arm was being stretched an unbelievable distance.
Looking to where his arm had gone, Buu noticed Pinkie (who had his arm) running at an insane speed towards the town in the distance. And before Buu could react to this development, his arm suddenly contracted and he was flung towards the town.
Quickly catching up with his limb and the pony that was holding it, Buu was still surprised with the speed this pony possessed. It was a little unnerving…and unbelievably hard to comprehend. But this was Buu we were talking about; he is the last person who should be asking about things that shouldn’t be physically possible.
Buu could regenerate any portion of his body, travel through space, destroy planets, and trun nearly anything into sweets! The laws of physics basically were tossed out the window whenever Buu was involved.
With their destination quickly approaching, Buu couldn’t help but wonder what else was going to be waiting for him inside this pony populated town. Would they all be like Pinkie Pie? Would there be some normal acting ponies? Could there be something else there that could soothe the savage beast that is Majin Buu?...or atleast give him something to do before he blew the planet to bits?
Hopefully those Saiyans didn’t mind waiting…Buu may be a little late.