helo my name is Dinky Hooves
my most faverit pony is my momy becus she luvs me and I dont hav a dady so she luvs me enuff for both. She maks me muffins and teeched me to maek them and do postig and maek a sweter.
she is rely smart and teeched me abowt things like beeing nise to uther ponys and saying plees and thank u and always eet my vegtables. even tho my momys so smart i no things she dusnt like how spel my teechers name miss cherilee becus it was ritten on the chak bord on the ferst day of scool so i rote it down so id remember.
my momy is a pegasus thats a flying pony and im a unicorn so i do magic and i sed "why is that" and she sed i dont no and she laffed and so did i. she dosent no magic and i dont no flying so it is hard for her to teech me how to use my unicorn horn but its ok becus theres teechers for that and she nos so much other things
my momy is the happyst pony i no eksept pinke pie wich makes me happy. sumtimes we go to the park and play and she luvs the bubles and i do to. bubles ar her cutee mark and i dont have a cutee mark but she ses that just meens i like everything.
sumtimes the filys at scool mak fun of my momy and say its becus her weerd i and they call her derpy wich is weerd becus her name isnt derpy its momy. wun time i asked her y her i s wer loking difernt ways and she sed wun is to wach the world and the uther is to keep u saf. i dont think my momy is weerd just sily and i wudnt want any uther momy in the world.