by Jonesly
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Celestia was perusing the evening paper, sipping a cup of tea before retiring for the night. Displaying a remarkably good mood, even for one known for good moods, she was humming a bright tune under her breath. Entering the room, on the other hand, Luna had a determined, serious look on her face.
As Luna came to a halt in front of Celestia she spoke up. “Sister, we must talk. About Twilight. I have heard things concerning the two of you and I am concerned.You canst be serious about dating her. She's is completely wrong for you.”
Celestia looked at her sister with confusion in her eyes. “What? Is this about her being my student? She graduated years ago.”
“That isn't a problem in the slightest.”
“Then it's the age difference, isn't it?” Celestia asked.
Luna scoffed. “Of course not, we both know that our age ceased to matter once we stopped aging.”
Celestia gave her a puzzled look. “Well, since her ascension, she's not a commoner. Her hygiene is good. She hasn't blown up Ponyville in weeks. She's smart. She's funny. Her flank is just as juicy and squeezable as the ripest peach...I can't think of a single serious reason for you to object to us dating. What is the problem? I like her, she likes me. We share interests, we have history. She's almost perfect.”
“But... she's purple!” Luna protested.
“What?”