"What was that?"
Applejack tilted her head against her pillow as she asked Rainbow. They were lying in bed on a lazy Saturday morning, when a bizarre noise interrupted their peaceful silence.
"I didn't hear anything," Rainbow replied, a little too innocently.
Applejack raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"You didn't? Because Ah could have sworn--"
Suddenly, another bizarre noise interrupted her speech. Applejack's eyes widened as she realized where it generated from. She lifted the covers to check and sure enough, the lovely aroma of last night's baked beans hit her nose. She groaned.
"Daaaaash, gross!"
"What?" Dash cried, "I had to let it out!"
"In the bed?"
"Um..." Dash's eyes shifting around the room, fear of being kicked out of the warm covers showing on her face. "...yes?"
"Why?"
"Because..." Rainbow racked her brain for an answer. She looked from the bathroom door to the bed, then back again. An answer came.
"Because I didn't want to leave you," Dash replied. "I didn't want to leave your warm embrace only to be met by the cold wood floor."
A smile crept onto Applejack's face. It was a weak and sappy excuse, but it was enough.
"Oh Dash," she smiled wider, "you are just too cute."
She then leaned in and met her in a kiss. It was warm and tasted of chapped lips and morning breath, and it was wonderful. It probably would have lasted longer had a new bizarre noise not sounded from the covers, quickly followed by a chuckle from Applejack.
Rainbow broke the kiss, bewilderment on her face.
"Applejack! That was disgusting!!"