//------------------------------// // Prompt #2: Cunning Stunts // Story: Ponywatching // by ThunderTempest //------------------------------// “Applejack!” “Oh my, how scandalous!” “Rarity, this is not the time!” “Girls, ah’m your friend. That means you got until the count of five to get out of my barn. One.” “Okay, okay, we’re going. We honestly thought you’d be harvesting for another whole forty-six minutes.” ***** “Eek!” “Dear, you could at least knock! Twilight, I thought you locked the door?” “I thought I did, but you were kissing...” “Ah’ll...be going now. You girls...enjoy yourselves, I guess.” “Oh don’t worry, we will.” “More than I needed to hear, Rare!” **** “Twi, I just came to drop off that book for Big Mac and oh dear Celestia I did not want to see that!” “Sorry, Applejack. I guess I got a bit carried away with this, but when Rarity starts...” “Nope nope nope nope.” “Well, that took care of her, then. Now, Twilight, where were we?” “But Rarityyy~ ooh, don’t stop doing that.” **** “Girls, this has to stop.” “Dear Applejack, whatever are you talking about?” “This! Me walkin’ in on you two doing...whatever.” “That seems like it’s more your problem, dear.” “See, I thought so too, but then I had a little chat with Pinkie Pie after last Wednesday. You’ve been planning these ‘accidents’. And I want it to stop.” “Oh, dear. It appears that we have been found out, Twilight.” “Rarity, this wasn’t in the script!” “Shush, Twilight. I am improvising. Yes, dear Applejack, we have been planning these. You see, Twilight has quite the crush on you. She also wants to basically do everything that she’s been doing to me to you. And to watch me do everything that I have done to her to you. She really is quite the deviant.” “Rarity!” “And I must admit, there are certain physical aspects of you that do appeal to me, and I find your company enjoyable enough that I would not object overmuch to your inclusion in this relationship. However, if you wish no part in this, simply say so, and we shall not bother you anymore.” “Twilight, is Rarity tellin’ the truth?” “...yes.” “Well, I reckon that somepony’s gotta reign you two unicorns in sometimes.” “So that’s a yes?” “Eeyup.” “Excellent. Applejack, you may get started with Twilight-this was her idea, after all, so I think you deserve some payback. I’ll be back shortly.”