The wooden cottage by the lake, 26th of December
The screams and fear were spreading across the field. People were gathering near the place of the crash making a circle around the burning remains.
As I was screaming and crying while struggling with my father’s strong grip, I could feel the heat from the fire. The sound of a fire truck’s siren was filling the air.
“…”
I ran passed the medics and gazed at the burned body …
“Kid, what are you doing here?” asked one of the medics.
My vision was suddenly blocked by someone.
“Alex … it’s ok.” My father hugged me tightly. “Please, don’t look.”
I could tell by his voice that he was crying as well.
* * *
I woke up. This happened to be another one of those nightmares that was invading me for many years. Man, when will it finally stop?
Outside the window the night was slowly turning into a day and Max was already standing by my bed and happily wagging his tail.
Slowly I sat down on the bed and patted him on the head wondering how to start my day. By the sounds of the television which were coming from the salon I could tell that our ladies have already got up.
After dressing up I left my chamber and with a quick glance I looked down towards the salon. The only ones who were still lying on the mattress were little Pinkie and Rainbow who were watching the television. Rainbow Dash, despite no hands, seemed to use the remote with ease while switching the channels one by one. Nothing better to start your day than with a little dose of media I would say.
Meanwhile, Rarity and Fluttershy were standing near the green drapes at the end of the salon. Suddenly, the white unicorn grabbed them with her magic and ripped them out of the drape rod. As she wrapped them around her friend, she started to observe her intently. I decided not to wonder why. Shortly after they both began to sneeze hardly. No wonder. I haven’t washed those drapes since I moved in.
I couldn’t see the princesses and Twilight anywhere, but then my eyes caught the sight of little Applejack who was sniffing around the kitchen. She was opening the cupboards, one by one, while looking for something.
“GOOD MORNING ALEX, GOOD MORNING MAX!!!” A sudden enthusiastic cry made me almost have a heart attack. Pinkie was standing on top of the wooden railing and looking happily at us.
“G-good ... morning.” I managed to choke out when I finally realized something. “Hey, I just saw you down there ...” I pointed my finger at the salon’s mattress. “… so how did you get up here so fast?”
“Hi, hi, that’s a secret,” she replied happily with a smile. Using the wooden railing right next to the staircase she slide down right back to the salon.
Me and Max followed her down to where we got greeted by the other ponies. Well, maybe except for little Rainbow who was still lying on her back on the mattress, busy staring at the TV. She suddenly turned her head and with a weary face she swayed lazily at me.
I decided to move along to the kitchen where little Applejack was already aware of my presence.
“Good morning,” I said as the little toddler gave me her slightly mixed smile.
I went pass her and started preparing Max’s breakfast.
“Morning Alex,” said Applejack. “I was just ... eh, you know. Mind if I borrow your kitchen for a while?”
I looked surprised at her.
“You know how to cook?” I asked while taking out the bag of dog food.
“Yup, on our farm it’s usually me or granny Smith who are responsible for the meals. We always get up earlier than the rest.”
“Farm you say. Interesting … I'm guessing that your specialty are apples, right?”
“That's right, the best apples in all Equestria ... but how do you know that?” she asked surprised.
“Well, your name gives it away somewhat.” Applejack smiled slightly. “You sound like you’re proud of what you do,” I said while pouring the karma into the Max’s bowl.
“You got that right, partner,” said Applejack. “I cannot imagine any other life than that on the farm. I believe that soon I will be able to walk the apple acres together with my whole family once again.” I have to admit that somehow I was pleased with her words. I've always admired people who have a passion which they are devoting themselves to.
As I gave my best friend his favorite karma, I began to observe him as he was greedily devouring the bowl’s contents.
“Oh, horse apples,” said Applejack.
As I heard her voice I turned suddenly towards her.
“What?” I asked puzzled.
“I'm looking for some frying pan; mind helping me out partner?”
I opened the cabinet located to the right of Applejack, and as I reached deep inside I pulled out the biggest pan I did have, putting it later on the kitchen counter.
In the meantime, Applejack pushed a small handy stool right next to the fridge and as she opened the door she slowly began to collect the ingredients. I watched as she was straining herself while trying to reach the highest fridge shelves. My kitchen was far too big for her.
“Need any help?” I asked.
“No, I'll be fine, just a little ...”
She tried to reach some tomatoes, but even though she was balancing on one leg they were still out of her reach. I sighed deeply seeing her ineffective efforts, as just looking at her was making me tired. I decided to help her anyway. I took the tomatoes and passed them to her.
“Thanks ...” she said while looking slightly irritated. “… but I would manage myself.”
I was about to say “you're welcome” but decided to remain silent.
Applejack began to collect the rest of the ingredients which were fortunately in her range this time. I noticed that she was barely able to keep all the vegetables in her front hooves.
I reached into one of the cupboards for a small pot and pushed it under her nose. She again gave me a frowned face, but finally threw everything inside it. I took the pot and have put it on the kitchen counter.
As Applejack closed the fridge she pulled a stool right beside me and by standing on it she made a jump on the kitchen counter. Unfortunately, she failed. Holding on to the edge with her front hooves she was trying to mount it with her hind legs.
“Need help?” I asked again with a bored stare, although I kind of predicted her answer this time.
“No, I'm fine, I just ...”
I watched all her efforts again go to waste, however, I did not intend to impose with help this time. She was trying for a few more moments until she finally looked at me with an embarrassed and begging look.
I sighed deeply again and slowly I have wrapped my left arm around her waist while supporting her hind legs with my other arm. With one swift move I placed her on the kitchen counter. As I looked at her I noticed that she got a little red on her cheeks.
“Ekhm … thanks,” she said with a lightly audible voice while having her ears flat. It seemed that she was one of those who prefer to rely on themselves.
“You’re welcome,” I said while leaning against the kitchen counter. “So … what’s on today’s menu if I may ask?”
“Vegetable pancakes,” she answered.
That made me speechless. Could their kitchen be an equal to our own?
“Sounds … nice. Sorry for a small variety, but I wasn’t expecting any company. Unfortunately the shops are still closed for today, so I’ll go shopping tomorrow morning.”
“No problem partner, I think we will manage somehow for one day.” She smiled and then began to work.
Frankly speaking I could manage even for a whole week. My freezer was still full of meat and fish which I was keeping just for a day like this one. It also made me realize that I haven’t told the girls about my omnivorous nature yet. I should have mentioned this to them right at the beginning, but somehow it must have slipped my mind. I’ll spill the beans after breakfast so I won’t spoil their appetite.
What I noticed about Applejack was that despite having hooves instead of hands, she’s handling the knife rather well. Frankly speaking she managed to use it better than I did. The chopped vegetables were going into the bowl pretty fast. Next, she began to work on the liquid mass for the pancakes … without a mixer.
While she was at it, I made my way to the coffee machine and began working on the morning brew.
As I finally got to drink it I turned my gaze back at Applejack. With a little help from me she managed to switch on the electric stove and began frying the pancakes. The pile of flat dough was slowly growing as their sweet smell was filling the entire room.
Seeing her wipe the sweat from her forehead I poured the rest of the orange juice that remained in the fridge into the glass and gave it to her.
“Oh, um ... thanks.” She drank it all at once and gave a sigh of relief.
As I took another sip from my mug:
“WHAT YA DOING?” A sudden high-pitched voice made me almost chock on my coffee. I turned to the right where on the kitchen counter, between me and Applejack, little Pinkie was sitting and smiling at us.
“What’s up, Pinkie?” asked Applejack while returning her smile. “Fully rested I see.”
“Yup, shared naps are great,” said Pinkie while noticing the stack of pancakes. “OH, PANCEKS, GREAT.”
With a swift motion of her muzzle she grabbed one of them and tossed it into the air, allowing it later to fall down and flatten on her face. Then she slowly began to suck it from the center causing it to disappear, inch by inch. That new form of eating was quite … interesting. But I decided not to include it in my eating habits.
“Pancakes?” came little Rainbow’s voice who was gazing at us from the mattress in the salon.
“Yup, with vegetable filling,” added Applejack.
“Cool, be sure to make some plain ones AJ. I’m in for a sweet stuff today,” said Rainbow.
The little farmer made a frown face while looking at her.
“How about you come up here and make some yourself, huh?” asked irritated farmer.
Rainbow Dash quickly turned her face towards the TV and increased the volume pretending that she hasn’t heard anything.
“Yum,” said pleased Pinkie Pie who was now licking her lips. “Tasty as usual, Applejack.”
“No problem Pinkie. I noticed that the earth products don’t vary that much from ours, so I believe that we can even bake a cake with no problem.” And yet I was right. Their cuisine and ours have a lot in common.
“Oh, cake. Leave it to me. I'll bake the Cake’s family specialty. You’ll lick your hooves to the last crumb,” she said with enthusiasm in her voice.
“Sure, if Alex won’t have anything against it that is?” asked Applejack as she and Pinkie Pie turned their gazes at me.
Right now I began to imagine what kind of a cake it would be. Hay cake was the first thing that came to my mind, but I decided to give it a shot anyway.
“Fine, just don’t mess up my kitchen and it will always be at your disposal.”
They took my answer with a smile.
“It’s a deal,” they both answered and as they have spit at their tiny hooves they pointed them later at me.
I made a wry face while seeing that.
“So, that’s how unwritten agreements are made in your kingdom, huh?” I asked worried.
“In some groups ...” began Pinkie Pie.
“... Yup,” finished Applejack. At first I was ready to do the same, but decided to let it loose.
“Let’s just say I’ll take your word for it, okay?” I said with an evading tone.
They both exchanged their gazes and shrugged their shoulders.
I decided to let them be and then walked into the salon. While scouting around I suddenly noticed Celestia and Luna near the door exit as they were looking through one of the windows. I approached them slowly and just as I was about to call out to them, I suddenly heard their conversation.
“Amazing, isn’t it Luna?” Celestia asked her younger sister.
Luna was gazing at the sun and shaking her head in disbelief.
“Indeed, dear sister. However, it's still hard for me to believe in all this.” The sun was just starting to emerge from the horizon. Its luminous rays slowly brightening up the land announcing that a new day has come. “The world in which there is an alternative for our abilities. In Equestria that would be treated as heresy,” said Luna.
“And yet, sun and the moon are moving on their own, without anyone's help. Just as I have remembered it. Even without our magic the day and night circle is preserved,” said Celestia while watching the sun.
“Yes, sadly we cannot say the same thing about our world. I wonder how every pony is doing now without us around?”
Celestia sighed deeply as she lowered her head and gazed at the floor.
“I'm sure it will work out somehow,” said Luna as she hugged her sister tightly while trying to console her. “Do not forget that there are Marvel Star and Miracle Blaze, so I’m sure they will come up with something.”
“Ekhm,” I cleared my throat trying to draw their attention. As they looked at me I saw Luna’s crooked face and Celestia’s cheeks covered with tears. It made me realize that perhaps it was better to leave them alone. Oh well.
“Excuse me, is everything all right?” I asked, although their gazes were telling me it wasn’t.
While hugging her sister, Luna looked at me with a frown face.
“Yes, Mister Alex, please do not concern yourself with us,” Princess Luna replied coldly. She was clearly giving me a sign to leave.
Meanwhile, Celestia wiped her moist eyes a few times, then looked at me.
“Thank you Alex, we're fine. You really do not need to worry about us.” She gave me what I believe was the most sincere smile she could probably have, although I bet there wasn’t anything for her to be happy right now.
Feeling lost for words I noticed her loosed bandages.
“Well ... in that case I’ll leave you two alone. Breakfast will be served soon, but if you like Celestia I could change your old bandages in the meantime,” I said while pointing at her dressings which seemed to be a little used up.
Celestia slowly began to observe her loosed bandages and realized that I was right. She smiled at me, but before she could say anything, her sister Luna decided to interfere.
“We appreciate your offer, Mister Alex, but we can handle ourselves,” said Luna with a firm face.
Celestia gave her sister a frown which she didn’t care to look at.
“I understand,” I said. “Then I will not bother you anymore. Have a nice day.” I bowed, turned around, and slowly walked back into the salon.
I suddenly witness an unusual scene. As my buddy Max has eaten his meal, he apparently began his search for a playmate. He quickly snapped and pulled the blanket which little Rainbow was lying on. However, she didn’t get caught off guard and by snatching its other side with her muzzle, she began to struggle with him. I have to admit that this made me chuckle a bit. The dog seemed to be stronger, thus making the blanket, and its owner, slide slowly in his direction.
“Wow, looks fun. Me too, me too.” Little Pinkie decided to join in the struggle and as she snatched the blanket with her muzzle she began to support her friend. Now, the chances seemed to be even.
“Oh my, what is that divine smell, my dear friends?” asked Celestia who limply walked into the salon together with Luna.
“Pancakes your majesty. Breakfast will be served soon,” announced Applejack.
Celestia smiled at her.
“Thank you, dear Applejack. As soon as Alex changes my bandages we will join you immediately,” said Celestia while sending me a smile as well.
Luna gave Celestia a surprised stare. She probably wasn’t fond of the trust that her older sister was giving me.
“Me and Twilight will be happy to help you Tia. There is no need for Mister Alex to get involved.” Luna looked towards the lavender alicorn filly who just came out of the bathroom. “Mister Alex.” Luna asked me directly. “Please, be so kind and prepare all the medications.”
I just shrugged my shoulders and as I approached the kitchen cabinet I taken out the first aid kit. Suddenly, it was magically snatched out of my grip, and after flying through the salon it stopped above the Princess Luna’s head. It seems that they are slowly regaining their magical abilities. Quite interesting I must say.
“Luna, what are you ...?” Celestia asked surprised.
Luna began to push her hobbled sister towards the bathroom. For a split second Celestia exchanged her embarrassed gaze with me, just before she, Luna, and Twilight disappeared behind the bathroom door.
“We’ll wait your highness, no need to rush,” said Applejack as she continued her work.
In the meantime, I decided to set the table. While at it, I saw Max go pass me while dragging the blanket … and two fillies that were biting on to it.
Soon after everyone was sitting at the table. The smell of fried pancakes, vegetables, candied fruit, and canned strawberry jam began to make my stomach growl.
While eating, I noticed that all the residents were rested and slightly excited today. They all were flooding me with tons of questions about my world. Twilight was especially fascinated by the world of electronic devices like the mobile phone and the TV. Celestia and Luna were more interested in the political relationships between the human nations.
As I was trying to answer them all, I suddenly felt like I was slowly forgetting something as well. Something important that I wanted to tell them … oh well.
“Unbelievable,” said Twilight. “A world which makes up for the lack of magic with technology. I cannot wait to further explore this phenomenon. This world is becoming more and more fascinating.”
“Well, in that case, I have a whole bunch of books which might help you with that,” I said as she looked at me with grace.
“I’m looking forward to it,” she said with a satisfied smile. She looked like she was about to take on the whole world. The thirst for knowledge was something that she probably could never appease in her world. At some point, she reminded me of a typical …
“Egghead,” said Rainbow with a smirk.
Actually, what I meant was a bookworm, but I guess that one was correct too at some point.
Everyone looked at the amused Rainbow Dash who by noticing everyone’s astonished gazes made one of her own. “Oh, come on, am I wrong?”
“No, you’re right Rainbow. After all, books are for those who read,” Twilight hit back as best as she could. “Oh, by the way, how’s your Daring Doo reading going?”
“I have read all the books that got issued till now. It’s the only exception that I have ever made in my life so far,” she declared it while supporting her head on her hoof while keeping her elbow on the table.
“Daring Doo ?” I asked interested. When the girls finally filled me on the subject there was only one thought that came to my mind. “Oh, you mean something like Indiana Jones?”
Among everyone little Rainbow happened to be the most intrigue by my words.
“India … what?” she asked confused.
“Indiana Jones,” I corrected her. “A famous archaeologist whose specialties are missing treasures and lost civilizations. I just happen to have the whole collection of movies and books if you’re interested.”
For a moment it seemed to me like she was slightly excited, until she suddenly reverted to her bored self.
“Pfff, sounds like a failed copy of the Daring Doo series,” she said with a sneer.
I could just pretend that I didn’t hear that, I really could. But … just … not … today.
“Wow, so you can review a book without reading it. Now that’s a gig,” I retorted with a sneer of my own.
Single snorts came out around the table as little Rainbow went slightly red from embarrassment. As she was about to retort angrily at me, her friend Applejack, who was sitting next to her, gave her a sincere smile and patted her on the back. This helped Rainbow regain her composure as she began to pretend again that she doesn’t care.
“Maybe I’ll give it a shot later if I feel like it. It’s probably not worthy of my time, but what a hack,” said Rainbow wearily.
This time I remained silent, even when she managed to hiss a barely audible ‘monkey boy’ add. That remark definitely did not deserve any comment on my part.
“Oh yeah, Alex, I just remembered.” I turned towards Applejack. “You have mentioned before that today is some kind of a holiday, right?”
“Ah yes, it’s called Christmas, which is strongly associated with the main religion of my country. I don’t celebrate this holiday anymore, but despite that all the shops are usually closed now. Tomorrow morning I will go to town for supplies, so if I’m lucky I might even find our thief,” I said while trying to change the subject.
“Good idea,” said Applejack. “But about that Christmas thing, what is it actually about? That movie you made us watch yesterday somehow didn’t explain that very well.”
And that’s how my attempt of changing the subject failed. I simply have no idea what made them all so fixed on that holiday. I explained to them things about my religion, the birth of the son of God, Christmas tree, gifts, Santa Claus, Christmas food, carols, and so on. They all got absorbed by every word as if it was something big. Even slightly distanced princess Luna and little Rainbow were curious at what I was saying.
“That sounds wonderful, dear Alex,” said Celestia with a smile. “In some way your holiday resembles our own. During that time we celebrate the day when the pegasus, unicorns, and earth ponies kingdoms were united into one nation we call now Equestria.” Now it was my turn to be curious. “During that day we also sing carols and honor our ancestors. It’s really fascinating how our worlds are similar to each other, don’t you think Luna?” she turned her gaze at her younger sister.
“Yes, it seems we do have something in common,” declared Luna. “But you have mentioned before that you no longer celebrate this holiday. Does this have something to do with your lack of faith?” I knew where this conversation was going and I didn’t like it.
“Let's just say I have my reasons,” I retorted while hoping for a quick ending of this conversation. Luna gave me a suspicious look but decided not to dig any further and just concentrated on her food.
Little Pinkie seemed to be really mesmerized by all this Christmas stuff because she looked like she was about to explode from excitement.
“Wow, this sounds like a really great party.” And there she goes again. “Presents, delicious food, singing … oh boy, I cannot wait.” She didn’t listen to me one bit, did she? “And that Santa Claus guy, I simply can’t wait to meet him.”
I face palmed and began to shake my head in disbelief. I was wondering for a moment what was Pinkie’s brain actually made of. By gazing at her fluffy mane I came to a conclusion that it might be cotton candy. I decided that instead of repeating myself I’ll take on a different approach.
“Well … I’m afraid it’s too late for that, my dear Pinkie,” I retorted politely. “Mister Santa Claus is already back home in North Pole, far, far away from here, and won’t be around until next year’s Christmas. I’m sorry.”
“WHAT?” The sudden shock made Pinkie Pie scream. “Oh pony feathers.” She became quite sad for a moment. “Oh well, there’s always a next year,” she said cheerfully as she quickly regained her smile. Good for me.
Now that I have this out of the way, I can finally concentrate back on my food.
“Alex darling?” or so I thought as I suddenly heard miss Rarity’s voice. I turned my tired gaze at her. “With all due respect to you and your household my dear, but it came to my attention that this house lacks a female’s touch.”
And just where did that one came from?
“Really? Well, since me and Max are the only guys living here I find this rather natural,” I said with a slight gibe.
Rarity did nothing of my derisive comment and continued on.
“I understand you, my dear, but you have to realize that you have now eight ladies under your roof, who …”
“BUUURRRRP ... BUUUURRRPP.” Loud burps, one after another, came from small Applejack’s and Rainbow’s side.
Rarity send them a dismayed gaze.
“Fine, so six ladies … and two ignorant simpletons…” Rainbow and Applejack both began to laugh out loud at Rarity’s words. “… who besides living in a clean environment, also have their other needs.”
I decided to give it a long thought.
“Well, I have to admit that some parts of this house could use some more cleaning. And by your needs, you mean …?” I paused to let her fill in the gap.
“Mostly toilet and bathroom assortments darling … and if possible, things that will help us highlight our beauty and charms,” explained Rarity.
“Speak for yourself Rarity. Me and AJ don’t need any of this … yucky girly stuff,” objected Rainbow Dash as she made an expression of someone who was about to vomit.
As for me, my mask of a serious man almost fell off.
“With all due respect, Miss Rarity, but the way I look at it, you’re all children. Besides, who do you want to charm anyway? There are no colts and stallions of your race in this dimension,” I said feeling slightly amused.
“Well darling, if it’s not for the opposite sex, it's for ourselves and our well-being. Doesn’t human females care for their looks?” asked Rarity.
Bull’s eye, she got me there. I still remember the days when my younger sister used to spend many hours in the bathroom getting ready for school and her dates. I was slowly starting to understand that I actually have eight girls of alien species under my roof who besides appearance don’t differ that much from our own.
“My dear Rarity …” said Celestia who apparently decided to break into the discussion. “I believe that it’s inappropriate to ask Alex to fulfill our selfish desires. He has already done more than enough for us.”
Rarity made a sad face while her lower lip began to quiver slightly.
“Well … I … of course, your majesty, that was inappropriate off me, my apologies,” said Rarity as her cheeks turned red from shame and she began to stare at the tabletop.
However, I came to realize that Rarity might be right.
“Well, since you’ll be staying here for some time, I guess I could arrange a few things for you,” I said making them all surprised. “It seems you don’t differ that much from us humans at some point and just like every living being you have your needs.”
“We do not want to cause you any trouble, dear Alex,” said Celestia, although I knew that it was a little too late for that now.
“No, it’s ok. I’m going to town tomorrow anyway, so it’s a good chance to buy those toilet and bathroom assortments you spoke of. Actually, you can make a list of everything you find most necessary, just in case.”
They all smiled at my words while exchanging gazes with each other. Celestia didn’t feel like arguing anymore.
“It seems that our debt to you is growing every time, dear Alex. We appreciate everything you are doing for us,” said Celestia as she bowed making the rest to follow her example.
Luna was looking suspiciously at me for a moment as if I was planning some kind of a conspiracy. As for little Rainbow she was apparently surprised by my 'monkey boy’s' generosity.
As for me, I felt slightly embarrassed for a moment. I only knew that there was a lot of shopping ahead of me. Luckily, I have a pickup truck with a large trailer which can contain many goods.
A few hours later
Then again, maybe a delivery van would be a better choice. As I gazed at the shopping list my mouth went agape. I knew that they have their needs, but what the hell is all this? The mere bathroom assortment list turned suddenly into a huge wish list. I really didn’t feel like wasting my time for this, but as I noticed their smiles something deep inside me told me to let it go. *Sigh.*
Still, there’s no way I can buy all this stuff in one go. The town is so small that almost everyone knows each other, and thus know that I live alone. If I suddenly would have taken tons of food and other, mostly female stuff, rumors would have spread rapidly. I’ll have to plan the shopping around a few towns which I believe might take some time. I also need to replenish the medical supplies, including bandages and dressings, the bag of dog food for Max, and so on.
As I was analyzing the list with all the girls it helped me get to know them better.
Little Rarity, for instance, is a talented fashionista. Her need for tools and materials are almost out of this world, but she claims that it’s necessary for her work. To me, the mere fact that a pony, or a horse, can wear any kind of a clothing, besides a saddle, sounds like a bad joke. But hey, I’m probably just a dressed up ape, so what do I know? And this pony mannequin thing she asked for … where the hell am I supposed to get that?
Always cheerful Pinkie Pie made an order which in my opinion looks more like an essentials for a party. When I finally told her that my house isn’t meant for stuff like that she suddenly changed to a completely different pony. She started rambling on like a loony which made me scared in some way. The rest of the girls have explained to me that she only wanted to arrange a party in me and Max’s honor. After a long and fierce debate we have finally reached a compromise. She even made me make a Pinkie promise, or something, so I would keep my word. Gee, what a weirdo.
Applejack, as a fitted cook, helped me determine what kind of food products will now be the most desirable. I was curious about the equestrian food at some point. Together with Pinkie Pie, who was also a pastry-cook, they would have the whole kitchen to themselves. My specialties were mostly meat dishes so there was no point for the third cook such as myself. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell them that I’m omnivorous. Again. But I was too busy right now so I decided to do it later.
Twilight, the mare with lust for knowledge and the newly announced princess of friendship … whatever, decided to spend her time here for studying my world and customs. However, pulling that one through would be difficult while being stocked in my house. That fact made her a little sad at first, but as soon as she had sat her hoof in my private library she started jumping around me like a little child. I decided that several thick notebooks will be more than enough for her.
Bashful and silent Fluttershy turned out to be an animal lover, but letting even one more animal into my house is beyond my capabilities. However, I did get to notice that she and Max get along pretty well. That’s why we decided that from now on she will take care of him, while leaving me with the walks for obvious reasons.
Feisty and confident little Rainbow turned out to be the most laziest one of the whole bunch, but there wasn’t anything specific she needed right now. Spending almost a whole day napping happens to be her favorite pastime. However, just like Applejack, she has a huge mass of energy that needs to be utilized. Being afraid that those two stamina freaks might turn my house upside down I decided to let them use my gym to let them drop some steam.
As for Celestia I was simply amazed that as a ruler she didn’t have any wishes or outrageous needs. She has devoted all her life for ruling and solving the problems of her subjects and barely did have any time for herself. She used to share her student’s Twilight passion for knowledge at some point, so my library was more than enough for her as well.
As for princess Luna, well, the thing is she didn’t feel like telling me what she needs. She was acting rather strange, like she was trying to avoid me or something. Not that I care.
Of course, the things to do list didn’t end there. I was slowly coming to the conclusion that our ladies needed their own bedroom because a bare mattress seemed a little out of place now. The extra living room upstairs, which is similar to mine, will probably be perfect for them.
As I got everything planned with the tiniest detail I finally got to work on their living room. The room was very dark and the dust that was in the air was tingling my nose hardly. No wonder since I haven’t walked into this room since I moved in. Trying not to trip I slowly approached the windows and pushed away the drapes making more dust to rise into the air. The light filled the room helping me to see better. There’s already a double bed in the middle of the room that they can use, so one problem less. It was covered with foil and surrounded with all the boxes and stuff that has been lying there since I’ve moved in. I made it the first point of my cleaning duty.
I grabbed two of the nearest boxes and began to take them down into the basement. It was going rather slowly but who cares? I have time.
As I was about to make the third turn I stumbled across Applejack and Rainbow Dash who were standing now near the threshold of their future bedroom.
“Need help with those boxes partner?” asked little Applejack.
They were rather little for this kind of work so I decided not to include them in it.
“Actually, they might be a little too heavy for you, so you don’t need to. But thanks anyway,” I said while making a weak smile. “By the way, didn’t you make a bet which one of you can run further on the treadmill?”
“That’s why we’re here,” said Rainbow Dash. “You'll have to be our judge so that there are no complaints. Applejack doesn’t stand a chance against me, but she still needs some audience to feel more humiliated.”
“Yeah, you wish,” said Applejack with a slight gibe.
It seemed that they took a liking into my gym.
“I'm little busy preparing your bedroom right now, so not really. Why don’t you ask the others?”
“They all are busy as well,” said Rainbow Dash. “So you’re our only option, MB.”
“MB?” I asked surprised.
“Monkey Boy,” she drawled cheerfully through her teeth.
“What is it with you and those monkeys?” I asked irritated. “I’m a man, damn it. Besides, you don’t ask someone for a favor by insulting him. Now if you excuse me, I have a lot of work to do.”
Feeling a little pissed I went passed them and as I left the room I began to go down the stairs.
[Third POV]
Little Rainbow suddenly noticed Applejack’s frown face.
“What?” Rainbow asked surprised.
“He's right, I don’t understand what’s your problem. If it wasn’t for him we would probably be a pile of bear feces, or dead frozen pony cubes.” Applejack surely was getting tired of her friends rude behavior.
Rainbow Dash didn’t seem to care one bit.
“Hey, I can’t help it that he makes me that way. Anyway, why do you even care? You don’t know him at all,” said irritated Rainbow Dash.
“We may know Alex for a short time, but I always have a nose for newly met people, and I can assure you that he’s ok ... although, I have to admit that he’s slightly unkempt,” said Applejack.
Her last words made Rainbow Dash come up with a quick mocking retort “Pff, yeah, slightly.”
They both began to give each other a shooting stare. Finally, Rainbow tilted her head a little and sighed deeply.
“Okay, I’ll think about it, but I’m not making any promises. I still don’t trust him.”
Those words seemed to be enough for Applejack, as she smiled and then went inside the bedroom.
“Where are you going?” asked Rainbow.
Applejack turned around and looked at her.
“Come on partner, let’s help him with these boxes. I'm sure he’ll appreciate it.”
“No thanks,” said Rainbow. “I’m concentrating all my strength for the train meal challenge. Besides, he said he doesn’t need our help.”
“I think it's called a treadmill,” Applejack corrected her. “He only said that they might be too heavy for us.”
“Pff, yeah, that’s what he thinks. I bet I could move any of those boxes if I wanted to, but somehow I don’t feel like it today,” said Rainbow.
“Yeah, sure,” said Applejack in a mocking way. “And I bet I can move them faster than you.”
Rainbow Dash made a daring face.
“Is that a challenge, dear AJ?” She didn’t need to answer. The daring looks on their faces were more than enough to help them realize that they found one more way to compete.
As Rainbow followed Applejack inside, they both have quickly chose the nearest boxes that were laying on the floor. The boxes height matched theirs, however, instead of carrying them they came up with a different solution.
“Alright,” said Applejack. “We start from here, run through the exit, then we turn left and go pass along the wooden railing until we reach the end of the corridor. Then we turn around and finish right at the upper staircase. The one who pushes more boxes, wins.”
“Why can’t we just push it directly near the stair case?” asked confused Rainbow.
“To make it more interesting of course. Come on lazy bones. Don’t tell me you have jelly hooves already?” Applejack made a cocky smile.
Rainbow returned her challenge gaze.
“Who? Me? *smirk*, I’ll make you eat those words, AJ.”
They both signed their agreement with a spitted hoof and leaned their heads against their boxes. Applejack decided to do the honors.
“Ok. On my mark ... get set ... GO!!!”
Although they were going to start with a full speed, they were quite surprised how heavy those boxes really came up to be. While at it, Rainbow Dash started to slowly take the lead, as she was the first to run pass the room’s threshold. However, Applejack wasn’t going to give up without a fight, and left the room soon after.
While running through the corridor she increased her speed and slowly began to catch up to Rainbow until they both could see each other in the corner of their eyes. The lacquered floor here helped them run much faster. As they finally went pass the long wooden railing they have run to the end of the corridor and slowly began to turn around so that they could face themselves against the staircase. However, on the last two meters things began to go out of hoofs. While trying to stop they suddenly realized that they were sliding together with their boxes against a slippery floor. They didn’t get a chance to react as their boxes left the wooden floor and began to drop down the stairs …
[Alex’s POV]
... right at me as I was coming back. At the last moment I managed to dodge them, but I lost my balance, fell down, and hit my back against the wooden stairs. I could hear the boxes falling down with a sound of a broken glass.
As I was lying on the stairs and feeling the pain piercing my back, I noticed both Applejack and Rainbow standing on the top of the stairs. They were looking at me with guilt all around their muzzles.
The noise immediately drew the attention of all the citizens who began to slowly gather at the place of a crime.
“What's going on here?” asked princess Luna, as she and Celestia were the last ones to appear. “We heard a noise.”
“By my dearest sun, are you alright, Alex?” Celestia asked worried.
I quickly got up and looked down at the salon where all my family memorabilia’s were lying on the floor.
“Yeah, luckily I managed to dodge it at the last moment.” I felt a slight pain around my back and right side. “And perhaps got a bruise or two, but I’m fine.”
Everyone turned their heads up where both competitors were still standing with concerned faces.
Celestia confronted them with her bitter gaze.
“Applejack, Rainbow Dash, would you kindly explain this to us?” asked Celestia while making them both swallow nervously.
With flatten ears they slowly began to come down while passing the contents of the boxes which were also scattered on the stairs.
They both began to explain all that has happened, while everyone’s gazes were making them red from shame. If there was something on their minds right now it definitely wasn’t the winner title.
Celestia and Luna seemed to be the most displeased of them all.
“That was very unwise of you. It's a miracle that there hasn’t been any tragedy,” said Celestia in a disapproving manner. Then she looked at me with embarrassment. “Please, accept my deepest apologies, dear Alex.”
She bowed again asking for my forgiveness. I sure wish she could stop that, since she was the one of royalty here, not me.
“Perhaps we should come up with a punishment for these two so they could understand their mistake,” said Luna while sending them her dismayed look. Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash swallowed hard.
Looking at the slightly hunched and guilty little Applejack and Rainbow Dash caused my anger to leave me almost immediately.
“That won’t be necessary,” I said. “They just wanted to help me and by healthy competition they decided to combine work with fun I guess.”
My words again made them all surprised.
“You jest, right? And what about this whole mess?” asked slightly surprised Luna while pointing at the scattered stuff.
I looked around and shrugged my shoulders.
“Those are just some old and lifeless items that no longer have any meaning,” I said without any trace of care. “I’ll just gather them all together and bring them down to the basement.”
I slowly began to put all the familiar stuff back to the boxes. I recognized some of the broken pieces which happened to be the remains of my mother’s porcelain collection. Unfortunately, there was no hope for it anymore.
The rest of the ponies decided to help me by grabbing single items in their small muzzles and putting them inside the boxes. We quickly cleaned up the place as the last item, which was grabbed by Fluttershy, happened to be a picture frame with a broken glass.
“Ehm … excuse me, Mister Alex, but … is this your family?” asked Fluttershy as they all gazed at the object which she handed me.
I recognized the people in the photo. My wife and daughter. The ones I have lost. Before I knew it my memories came back to me in a flash, although I was pretty sure that I had closed that part of my life long ago. While holding the picture my arm began to shake slightly.
“Alex, are you all right?” I heard the voice of little Twilight. As I looked around I realized that everyone were staring at me.
“Yeah ... at best,” I said with a slight hint of anger, then threw the picture frame so carelessly into the box that the rest of the glass remains completely fell off of it. I took both the boxes, and quickly carried them down to the basement.
[Third POV]
The girls looked at each other puzzled.
“Did you get any of that?” asked confused Luna.
“I don’t know,” replied Fluttershy.“As soon as he looked at the picture he began to behave strangely.”
“Maybe we should just ask him?” proposed Rainbow Dash.
“Absolutely not!” replied Luna firmly.
“Luna’s right,” said Celestia. “You have to remember that we must stay aside as much as possible. Alex probably has his own problems that he doesn’t wish to share with us. Unless he tells us himself we will have to remain silent about it.”
“As you wish, your majesty,” said Twilight while nodding with everyone.
Soon they all slowly began to return to their previous activities.
“Rainbow Dash, Applejack,” Celestia called out to them. The little ones approached her. “When Alex returns you will apologize to him, understand?”
“Yes, your majesty,” they both replied at once.
“I hope you have learned your lesson. And please, be careful next time,” said Celestia and soon she and Luna both left the salon and went into the library.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack were now sitting alone in the salon and gazing at the floor.
“Bummer,” said Rainbow Dash.
“Yup,” replied Applejack.
“We really screwed up, haven’t we?”
“Yup.”
“But seriously, just a little more and I would have beat you.”
“Nope,” replied Applejack.
“I was definitely faster than you,” declared Rainbow Dash.
“Say what? Are we talking about the same race girl? You would have never endured such a tempo. A little more and you would be swallowing my dust,” retorted Applejack.
They both began to argue so fiercely they didn’t even notice that ...
[Alex’s POV]
... I have left the basement. Seeing Applejack’s and Rainbow Dash’s quarrel made me come closer.
“You didn’t make a good job on that box yourself. Admit it, AJ, you're getting old,” said Rainbow while sending her a piercing stare.
“Buy yourself a pair of glasses, grandma Dashi. We got rejuvenated into fillies,” retorted Applejack.
“Wow, lucky us, a little more and we would be wetting our diapers like foals,” added Rainbow.
I grunted slightly to gain their attention. They both looked at me surprised.
“Oh, eh … Alex,” stammered Applejack. “We were just ... well, that is ... ehh.”
I crossed my arms on my chest while looking at them.
“You know, those boxes don’t have the same weight so your race was rather more like a lottery,” I said as they both exchanged their surprised gazes between each other.
“Ha, I knew there was something wrong with your box,” said Applejack with a triumph in her voice while pointing her hoof at Rainbow.
“So what? I would have beaten you even if mine was heavier,” replied Rainbow which immediately made them start the fight again.
As for me, I could feel my head was slowly starting to hurt. I decided not to interfere, so I walked past them and went slowly up the stairs. I wanted to finish cleaning as soon as possible before the day would come to an end.
As I was about to grab another box I suddenly heard a subdued voice behind me.
“Um … Alex?” I heard Applejack’s weak voice so I turned around and noticed her and Rainbow who were staring at me with mixed looks. “We ... we wanted to apologize. We got a little carried away and we didn’t realize that …”
She stopped once I raised my hand, asking her to remain silent. I could tell by their looks that they felt guilty about it. They began to turn their hooves around while gazing at the floor.
“It’s ok,” I said calmly.
“You're not mad at us?” asked surprised Rainbow.
“No,” I lied. “Besides, Celestia’s scolding should be more than enough for you.” They both made a sigh of relief. “Now, if you still have some energy left in you, how about you help me with those boxes?”
Their ears perked as they heard that.
“You’re kidding, right?” asked surprised little Rainbow.
“Not really,” I replied as seriously as possible.
“Are you sure that after all that trouble … you still want our help?” asked confused Applejack.
I myself was surprised by my offer, but I thought it was a good opportunity for them to blow off some steam. Thanks to this there was a high chance that they will not break anything else.
“Sure. Just try pushing the boxes ‘slowly’ to the upper stairs, and leave the rest to me, okay?” I said with a begging tone.
Applejack thought for a moment about something, then she and Rainbow began to whisper something into each other’s ear. Suddenly, they both were looking at me with a grin.
“It’s a deal, partner,” said Applejack happily. “Now if you excuse us for a moment.”
Before I was able to say anything, they both have already left the room. I wondered what they meant, but decided not to waste time and resumed my work.
As I was going down the stairs with my hands full, I noticed all the girls waiting for me at the salon, smiling widely.
“We decided to help you as a team,” said Applejack.
Slightly surprised I decided not to argue.
“Okay, but only to the stairs. I'll take care of the rest, okay?”
“Just leave it to us, partner,” said Applejack.
I went pass them and entered the basement. There was still a lot of space, even with all the junk around. I put the boxes next to the previous ones by the wall, and started to look around.
My eyes caught a sight of a big wine case fitted with many dusty bottles of wine. It was one of the wedding presents that my wife’s rich uncle has given us. Another one of those things that could bring my memories back. At some point my house was filled with them. And although any normal person would have quickly got rid of them, I somehow couldn’t make that step. It’s like they were some kind of a relicts or something. I sigh deeply and soon began to slowly move towards the exit.
When I finally came back to the salon I noticed some boxes lying down near the basement stairs. Further observation helped me realize what was going on.
Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Pinkie Pie were pushing the boxes up to the stairs on the first floor. Later, those magically started to levitate thanks to Celestia’s, Luna’s, and Twilight’s magic. Once the boxes landed neatly on the ground, Rarity and Fluttershy began to push them right near the basement stairs.
I gazed in surprise as two boxes appeared right near my feet. Rarity and Fluttershy both smiled at me while panting lightly. I decided to cooperate with them and before we knew it the whole room upstairs was already empty.
The room looked quite spacious, but it still required some work. The girls insisted they would help me with the cleaning as well. Applejack in the meantime went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. When the sun began to hide behind the horizon, our work finally came to an end.
While sitting together near the fireplace we all were devouring the rest of the pancakes and canned fruits. After such a hard day it was simply delicious.
All, except for one specific princess that is.
“Luna, dear sister, are you all right ?” asked worried Celestia.
“Yes, Tia,” she replied. “I’m fine. I just don’t feel like eating sweets now,” she replied while looking a little bit tired.
“Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. You’ll have to wait patiently until tomorrow,” said Celestia.
Suddenly an idea came to my mind.
“Well, as I recall, there should be still a jar of olives in the fridge. Maybe you would like to try some, princess?”
Luna made a puzzled face.
“Olives? ... and what might that be?” she asked.
Oh man, why do I have to explain everything?
“Well … they have an oval shape, green color, and quite specific flavor, but I think you should try it. Perhaps it will suit your taste,” I proposed.
She looked at Celestia who returned her asking gaze with a smile and a nod.
“Very well, I’ll try those olives you speak of. I hope it’s worth it,” said Luna.
“Actually, now that you mention it, I did see something like that in the fridge,” said Applejack as she put her hoof on my knee. “Sit down partner, I’ll bring the jar. I would like to give them a taste myself.”
That made me worried for a moment.
“You’re sure you can handle it? Because the last time ...” I began, but she quickly interrupted me.
“It was too high for me. Relax, this time I’ll reach it for sure,” said Applejack with a smile.
[Third POV]
Applejack walked away from the table and ran quickly to the kitchen. She pushed her little stool near the fridge and opened the door. As she quickly located the jar with the green contents, she stood up to reach it. Unfortunately, once more it turned out that being small has its disadvantages. She then stood on the top edge of the freezer door and resumed her attempts.
“I’ll be happy to get that jar for you, Applejack. That is, if you don’t mind,” proposed Fluttershy who was standing behind her.
Slightly surprised Applejack turned her head at her friend. The freezer door suddenly opened, which made her lose her balance and fell on the floor.
“Oh no, Applejack, are you all right?” asked worried Fluttershy who came beside her. “Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn’t mean to.” She began to apologize.
“Ouch, my rump,” said Applejack while rubbing her flunk. “I guess I'll have to put some ice to it.”
“What’s that?” asked confused Fluttershy while pointing at the transparent freezer shelves. Their contents intrigued the girls enough to open one of them.
[Alex’s POV]
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
The scream carried around the house … and perhaps the nearest neighborhood.
Feeling disoriented for a moment we soon located the source of the scream. As we dashed into the place of the scene we soon found Fluttershy who was lying unconscious on the ground near the fridge. Her friend Applejack was leaning by the kitchen isle with an unconscious gaze.
“AJ, what happened?” asked worried Rainbow who ran up to her. She was absent minded and was shivering a little.
In the meantime, Rarity and Twilight tried to revive poor Fluttershy. Unfortunately, with no results.
As I finally realized the situation, I went past them, slide in the freezer shelf, and closed the door. When I turned around I noticed everyone staring at me.
“Alex? What's going on here?” asked concerned Celestia, still unable to comprehend what just happened here.
I sighed deeply while gazing at the floor.
“Damn it. I should have warned you from the start,” I said making them all confused.
“What do you mean? And what is behind that door?” asked Celestia while pointing at the freezer door.
And so, the saddest moment of truth finally came.
“Frozen … meat,” I said calmly.
There was a long silence which slowly began to turn into a terror.
“You're … carnivorous!?” Luna's words made it sound like it was a crime. I didn’t want to take on this conversation but there was no turning back now.
“Actually, we humans are omnivorous and meat also happens to be the part of our diet. I apologize, I wanted to tell you but …”
They were all staring at me now like I was a culprit. Slowly they began to withdraw with terrified looks on their faces.
“You don’t need to be afraid, I ...” as I made just one step in their direction, Luna jumped in.
“DON’T YOU DARE COME NEAR US, YOU MONSTER!!!” Luna screamed as she run towards me.
“LUNA, WAIT!!!” Celestia’s cry didn’t stop her at all.
Within a few seconds Luna focused all her energy in her horn, and jumped right at me, pushing me back at the fridge. I suddenly felt like a jolt went right threw my whole body, making me completely powerless. Without being able to stand at all I collapsed onto the cold floor. I became paralyzed for a moment. By my blurry vision I could see Luna who was panting heavily while looking menacingly at me.
Suddenly, my view got blocked by Max whose sudden jump and mean growling startled all the girls.
Luna hesitated for a moment, but quickly overwhelmed her fear.
“So, you want to see what an enraged alicorn can do as well, huh?” said little Luna as she began to focus her magic once more.
Max was still standing in a defensive position ready to defend me at all cost.
As Luna was about to make another attack, her sister Celestia stood in her way.
“Get out of my way Tia, I'll finish him off quickly,” said angered Luna.
Celestia remained unmoved.
“I believe that Alex should explain himself first Lulu. Only then we will decide what to do next,” said Celestia with a firm face.
Her words made Luna completely astounded.
“And what is there to explain Tia? He's a predator. He feeds on beings like us,” said shocked Luna.
“Actually ...” Feeling that I finally regained control of my body, I decided to step into the conversation before things turn out really ugly. “Uff ... actually, I don’t eat horses, or ponies. Only beef, pork, poultry, and fish. So you don’t need to be alarmed. I should have told you right from the start … that was a mistake … I'm sorry.” Slowly I rose to my feet while still leaning against the fridge door. My head was aching like mad.
“Max, down boy.” My companion calmed down and stood by my side.
I turned my gaze at Fluttershy and Applejack who were now the biggest victims of my mistake. As I tried to get close to check on them, they were suddenly shielded by their friends who were giving me suspicious stares.
“I understand that this is too big of a shock for you. Perhaps I should leave you for a while so that you can get used to this new situation,” I said as I began to leave the kitchen. I realized that any attempt to calm them down right now will be pointless.
“Or perhaps you are keeping us here for a reason?” asked Luna while looking suspiciously at me.
“LUNA, THAT’S ENOUGH!!!” Celestia apparently didn’t like her sister’s rude behavior.
I looked at little Luna while making an offended face.
“The door is opened and no one is keeping you here at force. You can leave any time you want. It was a long day so if you'll excuse me, I’ll go now for a well deserved rest. As for you ... do what you want,” I said as I was feeling too tired to care anymore.
Feeling like my anger is slowly rising, me and Max began to walk towards the stairs which were leading to my bedroom. I could feel their gazes on my back. I felt like a culprit of a crime that I didn’t commit. Nasty feeling.
When I finally entered my room and laid down on the bed, everything that happened recently started circling in my head again.
I smiled at Max who was resting his muzzle on the edge of the bed and was giving me a worried look. I patted him on the head and then started to wonder how will this accident work out eventually. Will the girls leave my house, not that I care of course, or will they remain here while looking at me with distrust and disgust. I felt bad, but … hey, why do I even care? I wanted to live alone in the first place, so what’s my problem? They will do as they please so it’s none of my concern. I couldn’t understand why I felt sorry for being carnivorous. It’s not like it’s my fault. Well, it doesn’t really matter now. Soon everyone will go their separate ways and everything will turn back to normal. I closed my eyes and slowly began to give in to the blissful silence of my room until I finally walked into dream land.
To be continued …