"That was some of the most amazing... and weird... stuff I've ever heard." Scootaloo said.
"Rainbow is certainly a character." Babs replied.
"Wait... why are you even talking to me? Aren't you supposed to hate me?" Scootaloo asked, remembering that Babs was aligned with Silver Spoon.
"Hate is a strong word." Babs said with a chuckle.
"Your point is?" Scootaloo asked.
"My point is, I do not hate you... Silver just simply offers things that you and your friends cannot." Babs stated.
"How to be a whore 101?" Scootaloo asked.
"Knew you'd use that one.." Babs said, mentally facehoofing herself, for telling Scootaloo all these things Rainbow Dash has said/used in the past.
"Your fault, you told me." Scoots replied.
"Yeah I know, just didn't expect you to use it THAT fast." Babs said.
"Well, despite what Silver said I know I can be fast.. I will be fast.. I will be a-" she got cut off by a returning Silver Spoon.
"A what? A loser? Derp. You already are one. You're a moron, an idiot, an idiotic moron." Silver said.
"An idiotic moron? Really? No offense Silver but 'deadbeat pegasus' here has you outgunned in terms of jokes." Babs said.
"Oh haha... Babs I'm beginning to wonder if I can even trust you.. I've been listening to you chat for the past 10 minutes to our 'guest' here." Silver replied, with a glare.
"And? I'm my own pony, I'll do's it my way If I want." Babs replied firmly.
"May I remind you who the leader and who the follower is?" Silver asked in a fake polite voice.
"You misunderstand. I didn't join you to be a follower, we're partners. Now you can deal with that or I'll leave, and leave you on your own, which we both know will lead to you failing more miserably than the time Princess Celestia actually tried to do something for once and got her ass handed to her by Queen Chrysalis." Babs replied strongly.
"Who's Queen Chrysalis and no way did she beat Princess Celestia!" Silver shouted.
"...I think your the 'idiotic moron' here as you put it." Babs stated.
"Are you gonna keep being a wise guy or what?" Silver asked madly.
"First of all... I'm not a guy. Secondly, It's hard not to sound wise once somepony listens to you." Babs replied.
"..." Silver said nothing.
"Exactly, so shut your trap and accept that we're partners." Babs said.
"Whatever, fine... partner...ugh." Silver said, disgusted.
"Say it with honesty, and don't whatever or fine me." Babs said.
"Screw You." Silver replied.
"I'm not a lesbian, and even if I was, no way in hell would I ever screw you." Babs remarked.
"Is that supposed to be funny?" Silver asked.
"No, I'm being completely honest. I'd rather date Twist than you. At least she's interesting to talk to. Your personality is more bland than your name." Babs replied.
"Hey! I have a very good name." Silver barked.
"Have you thought about your name? 'Silver Spoon' That's literally about as bland a name you can get, your the name of a kitchen utensil.
"The only thing interesting about you is you wear glasses, for what reason none of us know, unlike with Twist who we all know has a vision problem." Babs remarked.
"I hate you." Silver replied.
"Love you too Spoony." Babs said, with a grin.
"UGH!" Silver said, storming out.
"Well.. she's even more uptight now than she was an hour ago. That's amazing! ...amazingly pitiful." Babs said, laughing a bit.
Scootaloo who had remained quiet throughout most of the conversation finally spoke up.
"Do you really like being her partner?" Scootaloo asked.
"Only for the money." Babs replied.
"Money over friends...?" Scootaloo asked, ears lowering a bit.
"Listen.. between you and me, I may turn on her." Babs said, untying Scootaloo, who was confused by the action.
"Uh..." Scootaloo simply ushered.
"Punch me." Babs said.
"What?" Scootaloo asked.
"I said Punch me." Babs said again.
"Why?" Scootaloo asked.
"So it can look like you got through me and escaped." Babs stated.
"Uh..." Scootaloo raised her hoof and 'punched' Babs... but there was an absence of malice and intent, more like she just booped Babs nose.
"Oi oi oi..." Babs said sighing.
"What..?" Scootaloo asked a little worried.
"Guess I'll do it myself." Babs said, before punching herself in the eye, it swelling up almost immediately.
"OH M-" Scootaloo said, before Babs covered her mouth.
"Just go. Now." Babs stated.
Scootaloo nodded and quickly left, through the door Silver had left open on mistake after she left for another mad spell stroll, meanwhile Babs laid on the floor and pretended to be more hurt than she was.
A few minutes later
Silver came back in and saw that Scootaloo was gone and Black Eyed Babs on the floor
"You let her get away?! Although that is funny she beat you up. I thought you were Big tough Babs. Bad Seed!" Silver said, giggling.
"What can I say.. little rascal is a tough one." Babs said, in a fake yet convincing hurt voice, before standing up 'shakily'
"Well come on we need to go find her!" Silver yelled, before running out again, not even waiting for Babs.
"Heh. You really are a dumbass." Babs said to herself, laying back down.