Zzzz... R.RRING!
Derpy falls out of bed and falls into the hole she left in the floor that led to her fridge.
"Good morning world!" says Derpy. She makes cereal while watching TV. Her hoof slips and the cereal she already poured went back into the box.
"Well it didn't make a mess." says Derpy. Then the bottom of the cereal box bursts open and cereal spills out.
"Woops..." says Derpy
"Time to wake everyone up!" says Derpy excitedly!
She looks at the clock and realizes its only 5:40 AM.
"Everyone has a morning routine, so i should get them started by waking them up!" says Derpy with more excitement.
She starts flying around and crashing into roofs, trees, and somehow, Rainbowdash's favorite cloud!
"Sorry rainbow!" yells Derpy as she flies by to knock on Pinkie Pie's door. Right before she knocks on the door, it blasts open bombarding her with balloons, cake, and cookies! Pinkie Pie jumps out of the rubble and starts prancing around.
"Um... Goodmorning i guess..." says Derpy with confusion. As she is flying to Fluttershy's house, she sees many birds eating seeds from the roof. She rushes to the door, about to knock on it. We read the odometer, and it says 25! She's almost at the door and! She trips, falls, and knocks on the window on accident. Fluttershy came out with a million birds and fluttershy with tiredness in her eyes.
"Goodmorning Fluttershy!" says Derpy.
"Goodmorning." Said Fluttershy with her usual soft voice.
"Whos next?" Says Derpy. She reads over her list of ponies and decides to wake up Rarity next.
When Derpy knocked on her door, she wouldn't come out. So Derpy went home, printed a picture of a giant diamond, held it up to Rarity's window, and yelled as loud as she could. Rarity hardly opened her eyes but was able to see the big "diamond" on her window. She jumped towards the window at amazing speed. About to hit the window with her hoof, she just picked up a hammer and gently knocked on the window, that broke it.
"Goodmorning Rarity!" Says Derpy.
"Wheres the diamond!?" asks Rarity as she scurries around.
"It's cardboard." answered Derpy.
"Then.. that means...."
"Yep, you broke your golden window for nothing" said Derpy
"WAAAAHHHH" cries Rarity.
While Rarity is rolling on the ground, Derpy quickly flies away, bumping into a tree that dropped red apples on Applejack right before she kicked the tree.
"Hey, yall be careful when around my apples!" said Applejack "but thanks for picking 'dem apples for me!"
"No problem!" said Derpy
Derpy started flying home and preparing for lunch. She was about to get into the kitchen when she realized it was only 6:00 Am.
"Well, lets see now..." said Derpy
She grabbed all of the clocks in Ponyville and changed them to 12:00.
"There we go! now i can eat."
Derpy quickly slapped together a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich, and realized she had cake.
"Hm... Lets combine them!"
She cut a hole open inside the cake, and threw her sandwich inside.
"Two tasty treats in one, Genius!"
Derpy quickly gobbled up the cake faster than a vacuum can clean a wood floor with a single dustbunny.