Player list: Pinkie Pie, Rarity, AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, Spike.
Map: Flatland.
“Alright, so I found this game and thought it would be fun. I decided to use a flat playing field to make it easy for the fir…”
That was all that Twilight could say before her back got split open and Spike’s face got blown off.
“TRAIITOOR!” Pinkie Pie shouted out as she spun the knife and pistol in her hooves.
“Where the hell did you get those weapons?” Rainbow Dash asked as she snatched the weapons from Pinkie Pies hooves.
“Duh, you idiot. Ever read the rules? You get a free low calibre pistol at the start of the game and a melee weapon.”
“Pinkie! You should never call anyone an idiot!” Rarity blurted out.
“Unless they happen to be the traitor!” Pinkie Pie said as she blew Rarity’s head off.
Booted for RDM
Player list: Pinkie Pie, Rarity, AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, Spike.
Map: Ponyville.
“Ok, after that surprising guess from Pinkie Pie, I’m sure we all know how to play, so we’re playing here.”
“Twilight, we already know this map, it’s our hometown.” Rainbow Dash complained.
“No, it’s a modified version. Oh by the way, killing too much of your own is called a random deathmatch and would get you kicked.”
“I only Killed Rarity! That’s it!” Pinkie Pie complained as she used the money from last round to secretly purchase a DEagle.
“Yes, after the round ended.”
“WELL SORRY, I’ve played this a thousand times, I didn’t know about those rules.”
“Well ok, but I’m starting the round now. A larger map, and you’ll spawn spread apart. By the way, I slit all your wings. Gameplay reasons.”
Round 2
Pinkie pie
Pinkie Pie approached a nearby building. She shot off the lock and entered the building and found a grenade. She approached a window and looked out of it and found Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy talking to each other.
She couldn’t make out what they were saying but it was interesting enough. But that all changed when she secretly pulled out a knife and stabbed Fluttershy. She gasped at the scene as she thought Rainbow Dash was the Traitor. But she couldn’t be sure, it could’ve been Fluttershy.
She dropped down to the ground and ran over to Fluttershy and identified her body. It came up as Innocent.
“Aw come on. I thought we were winning.”
She got up and sprinted after Rainbow Dash. She turned the corner and saw Rainbow Dash hiding there before blasting her head off. She approached her body and identified it. As she guessed, it came up as Traitor.
”In your face you little bitch. Although that would mean I’m the bitch if I’m on next round”
Chat: Rainbow Dash: “You little hacker”
She turned the corner again and being the pro she is, found Rarity’s body lying on the floor. Another innocent. Really? Rarity couldn’t even fight to survive? She climbed on top of another building and found a Magnum Rifle. She took post up there and looked down the scope over areas of Ponyville. She saw AppleJack walking suspiciously and wielding a m1014. Looking ahead, she found Twilight waiting around the nearest corner.
“C’mon, I want to eliminate someone. Do something,” She said not taking notice of a figure behind her. The figure approached her slowly wielding a knife.
Pinkie Pie saw AppleJack walk around the corner as she was shanked by Twilight. Seeing as no one has won the round yet. It clearly meant that Twilight Was the Traitor. She put her crosshair over Twilight’s head and fired a shot right as the figure behind was preparing to eliminate her.
Innocents win
She turned around and saw Spike standing there with the knife.
“What the hell are you doing?” She asked slapping the knife out of his claws.
“I thought you were the Traitor. Never thought it was someone else.”
Lobby
“Damnit Pinkie Pie, Twilight almost made it out,” Rainbow Dash complained stomping hard on the floor lobby.
“It was a damn good position. If I’m traitor again, I’m making sure no one else gets there.” Twilight commented as she gave Pinkie Pie a pat.
“Rarity, did you let Twilight kill you?” Pinkie Pie asked looking at Rarity as if she was the biggest noob in the noobing universe.
“Rainbow Got me. I died first. It didn’t have to be that brutal did it?” Rarity complained.
“I tried talking to Rainbow About it. It didn’t work…” Fluttershy squeaked out.
“The game is about murdering others. I don’t think talking could get you very far!” Rainbow Dash complained.
“How ‘bout we join a bigger game?” Twilight asked.
“That either makes it easier to die, or harder to die.”
Player list: Rarity, Spike, Fluttershy, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, AppleJack, Vinyl Scratch, Ditzy Doo.
Map: AppleLoosa.
Chat: Vinyl scratch: Finally found a match, no one else is on at the moment.
Chat: Derpy I don’t know how I got on here.
Spike
Spike spawned in the game, wielding a low calibre pistol. Considering it was a different server, he didn’t have any money to buy anything good except kevlar vest.
Considering it was a larger map than before, he was hoping to find any type of rifle. But he also wanted to make things interesting. He found out this server didn’t have automatic RDM kick. As soon as he found somepony, he was going to kill them.
He walked past a building and into a shack, inside he found a p90. Not exactly a rifle. But a Personal defense weapon would do. He also found a high explosive grenade. He left the building and heard chatter coming around the corner. It sounded like Vinyl Scratch,
“He he he, Fluttershy didn’t stand a chance. After twenty minutes of waiting, I finally get to kill somepony.”
Spike Pulled the pin on the grenade and chucked it around the corner. He heard a boom and turned the corner. The grenade went a bit off and didn’t kill her, but he fired a burst and finished her off.
Chat: Spike: Next time, don’t talk so loud.
Chat: Vinyl Scratch: Next time, don’t listen.
Spike got his first kill of the day and realised it wasn’t exactly rdm. He went over to the center of the map and saw Twilight, Rarity and AppleJack Walking together.
“I’m sure glad we found out we’re not Traitors.”
“Yeah, I feel much more safe.”
“Not traitors my ass.” Spike thought as he aimed his P90 and sprayed the group down. Twilight managed to Turn around and get a bunch of shots with a m249 on him, but his vest saved him and left him with 8hp as he obliterated the group.
Innocents win
“WOOOOO!”
lobby
“Spike, How the hell did you know I was the traitor.” AppleJack asked.
“I decided to RDM this match.” Spike replied with a smile on his face.
“Spike, RDM Can get you kicked!” Twilight said straight up in Spike’s face.
Spike pushed Twilight away and took three steps.
“Well, I guess I was the only one who took notice that this server doesn’t have RDM auto kick.”
“Oookkk. I guess we’ll play more later. Or maybe we could do some sandbox.”