//------------------------------// // WE HATE PRINCESS SILVER! // Story: My Little Musketeer! // by Appl3dashie //------------------------------// "Its the grand galloping gala!" Pinkie cheered. "Come on lets go in!" They ran to the doors but was blocked by a 'song'. "At the gala… At the gala…" the crowd sung. "NO SONG PARTY TIME!" Pinkie pushed through the crowd. "YEAH WHOSE READY TO GET DOWN ON THE DANCE FLOOR?!" Rainbowdash yelled. "WOO ALRIGHT!" Applejack danced her way through the crowd. "Umm sorry excuse me…" Twilight said quietly following Applejack. "Guys… could you be… quiet?" "NO CAN DO SUGARCUBE!" Applejack danced her way into the castle. "Stupid stupid music…" Twilight mumbled. Once they got into the castle they headed to the main hall where Princess Celestia would be thinking she could take them back to Ponyville instead of Neigheria. "Princess!" Pinkie cried when she entered the hall. "Huh?! T-thats not Princess C-Celestia!" "Oh no… Oh no no no!" Twilight said. "What do you mean by oh no?" this lovely mare walked up to them. "I'm Lunar" "Oh sorry ma'am but where is princess Celestia?" Rainbowdash asked curiously. "Princess Celestia? Huh?" Lunar started thinking silently. "Never heard of her." "Are you sure?" Twilight asked. "Yes." "Then who is that?" Rainbowdash pointed to the alicorn standing on top of the staircase. "Princess Silver. Do you not know her?" she said in that sweet tone of hers. "No!" Pinkie said. "My my! Not knowing the princess who won the war for Equestria? Not knowing the princess who destroyed many pirates?" She gasped. "Umm the answer is still no." Twilight rolled her eyes. "Well you have some catching up to do." she trotted off. "DAMN IT!" Pinkie stomped. "I knew she was a snob!" "Pinkie!" Applejack nudged her. "Well… We should got talk to Princess Silver." Twilight sighed. They stood in line waiting to get to the front. Eventually (after hours of waiting….) they got to the front. "Good evening Princess Silver." Twilight bowed. "Good evening ladies welcome to the gala." she smiled. "Princess Silver?" Applejack asked. "Yes?" "Do you know Princess Celestia?" She went silent for a moment. "Uhm… Celestia… Tia in other words…" she sighed. "Come." she gestured them to follow her. They followed her through crowds of ponies into a hallway where stained glass windows were. "Do you see see this?" Princess Silver pointed at one window. "Uh yeah!" Pinkie jumped up and down not taking notice of the beautiful window. "Its very pretty but pardon me princess. Why is it... special?" Applejack asked. "Tia... my nephew tried to take over a long time ago." "But the year is still 1967?" "1967?! That was when Celestia was born! Shes in Canterlot but the year is 1972!" Princess Silver gasped. "Wait are you time travelers?" She narrowed her eyes. "I-I don't think so!" Twilight did some quick thinking. The grand galloping gala takes place every 5 years... but how did it become 1972 now when I arrived around 5 days ago? Wait remember that night Pitch Fork came to me in the hospital? And I fell asleep meeting Sparrow? I must've been knocked out for so long its been 5 years already! OH CELESTIA OH CELESTIA OH CELESTIA! I-I can't explain it! "YOU ARE TIME TRAVELERS AREN'T YOU!" Princess Silver yelled. "NO! Please we aren't!" Rainbowdash begged. "The more you beg the more suspicious everyone gets!" "Everyone?" Ten royal guards (pegasi.) flew down from some poles and 10 other guards (unicorns.) came in from the doors. "Your time is up!" She then turned to the nearest guard and whispered "Like my pun?" "Yes ma'am!" he responded saluting. "Take them away... but if they are time travelers that means everyone else in the gala are time travelers!" She clapped her hooves signalling for them to leave. "NO WAIT!" Twilight wriggled and squirmed trying to get out of the pegasi's grip. "Cya!" The princess waved. "Get in there!" The guards threw the poor mares into the dungeon followed by the rest of the ponies from the gala. "This was your fault RD!" Applejack said. "You should've shut up!" "Yeah we'll... I AT LEAST WAS HONEST APPLEJACK!" she shot back. They went on and on giving Pinkie and Twilight headaches. "Oh such a sad sad sight..." a voice came from the back of the dungeon. "Who are you?" Pinkie asked. "Oh you don't know me... maybe Twilight does though..." this white shadow appeared out of the back of the dungeon. It slowly formed into a pony. "Galaxy?" Twilight looked at her. "That wasn't me. If it wasn't for my friend I would've forgotten all about you guys." she smiled. "Hi Twilight." Captain Pearl appeared next to Galaxy also white. "FINALLY ME!" Pitch appeared out of the shadows. "Galaxy! Pearl! Pitch!" Twilight gasped. "Oh yeah it is!" Galaxy winked. "How's Dare! Oh the poor girl. Shes probably so lonely!" "Hey its Pearl and Galaxy!" Rainbowdash flew over. "How's it goin girl!" Galaxy waved. After a few minutes of conversations they turned to the problem. "Princess Silver is totally crazy! I mean she tried to kill Celestia today but we stopped her by hiding her knife. She then said Celestia attacked her." Galaxy said. "Yes its in The Hourglass read it." Pearl gave Twilight a news paper with the title PRINCESS SILVER ACCUSES ROYAL BABY! "Heh I think I get the idea." Twilight put it down. "Well can we get back to the topic? Getting us out?" "Hmm well we could try to break to doors open. Alerting guards warning Silver and making you get back in here..." Pitch said. "Nah.. Hey can you guys go through walls?" Twilight said. "Yeah." they replied. Twilight did some more quick thinking. "Perfect! Pitch can you grab four swords over there. Galaxy I need you to try and break this door down and Pearl go to an empty dungeon and make some noise distracting the guards." Twilight said. "Okay!" they zoomed off. To the right they could here rattling sounds and in front they saw Pitch grabbing swords and Galaxy preparing to break a door down. "Good job Twilight." Applejack said holding a sword in her hooves. "I'll show you some techniques." Pitch demonstrated some quick techniques to them until the door burst down. "COME ON!" Galaxy shouted. They galloped out into the castle. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" guards from everywhere then came storming into the castle. "NEVER!" Rainbowdash lunged at one guard with the sword striking his horn hard. "Grrr!" the guard pushed her away. "Hiya ya ya!" Pinkie pushed the guard out a window. Before attacking another guard. "PINKIE!" Applejack saw as a guard behind her raised his sword above her but he got headbutted in the side by Applejack. "HAHA!" Rainbowdash swooped around dodging guards but pushing them away. "SHES TO FAST!" yelled one guard. "SEND OUT THE PEGASI!" yelled another before a large number of pegasi guards flew out at top speed at her. "NOT TODAY!" Rainbow flew up before diving down just as some guards were about the grab her. "Dang nabbit." They guards crashed into one another. "OVER HERE! NO HERE! SORRY I'M HERE!" Twilight teleported back and forth between guards hitting them with her sword. "Now stop!" One guard caught her but Twilight bucked him onto the buffet table. "CURE YOU!" he said licking his hoof from the delicious cake it landed in. "PARTY CANNON!" Pinkie fired at a group of guards blinding them. "YAY!" she rounded them up and pushed them out the doors of the castle. CRACK! Applejack snapped a whip she somehow found. "YEEHAW!" she snapped it again wiping out armies of guards. "HAHA!" Pinkie fired her cannon again. "OVER HERE!" Twilight teleported behind some more guards. "LOOK OUT BELOW!" Rainbowdash blew up the whole floor. Punches hits and even slaps where made in this epic battle. Twilight panted. "I-I think we knocked them out..." She looked around at all the guards who had been knocked out. "NOT SO FAST!" Princess Silver landed shaking the ground. "You may have taken out my guards. Lucky. But you never take down a powerful alicorn like me." She smirked. "Oh really?" Rainbowdash laughed swooping into the air. "We'll see..." Pinkie loaded her cannon. "About..." Applejack stretched out her legs. "That." Twilight charged her horn levitating her sword. The silence was unbearable. It was only moments until they started fighting. Princess Silver licked her lips. "FIGHT PARTY!" Pinkie yelled. They flung into action. "HA HA!" Princess Silver dodged attacks except Pinkies cannon. Pinkie rammed it into her hoof. "OUCH!" she cried. "PARTY TIME!" Pinkie's cannon burst with streamers, confetti and glitter. "TAKE THAT!" Applejack bucked her in the waist where her rib cage was. "NOT SO FAST EY?" "Princess Silver! Over here! Nope here! Come here!" Twilight teleported round and round her making the alicorn dizzy. "WOO HOO!" Rainbowdash crashed into her with a loud explosion. "NOOO!" Princess Silver lay on the floor. The 4 mares stood there staring at Princess Silver's body. It twitched. She then got up. Without a word she flew to the roof. "No one ever defeated me." she mumbled. Then she sped down from there at the stunned 4 ponies rounding them up in the corner. "It looks like friendship can't win everything..." Twilight looked down. "NOT TODAY GIRL!" Galaxy pushed the alicorn to the ground. "Who are you?" She asked. "Galaxy." Galaxy pushed punched and slapped her. "Come on!" Twilight made the girls follow her. "EEEEK!" Princess Silver screamed. "Down this hall!" Twilight yelled. "Aha..." Princess Silver landed in front of them holding something white. "What are you doing here..." Applejack growled. "Me? Oh! Nothing!" she threw the white object on the floor. "Galaxy!" Pinkie leaned over her. Her face and body had scratches and bruises. "What did they do to you?" No response. "You... monster!" Twilight gasped. "I must say I do act like one sometimes..." she grinned. "How dare you!" Twilight went horn to horn with Princess Silver battling it out. "STAY AWAY!" Twilight shot a beam of light at her. "Bad Twilight!" Princess Silver mocked shooting back. "Stay away from her!" Rainbowdash zoomed in at top speed pushing her but it did nothing. She just rebounded off her. "Haha..." The princess chuckled watching as Rainbow tumbled over Twilight knocking Applejack over pushing Pinkie down. "Ugh...." Twilight groaned. WHOOSH Princess Silver landed with a thump in front of the 4. "Looks like I have my dinner!" she grinned trotting towards them. "CHARGE!" yelled out Pitch. She was followed by the other ponies from the gala. "WHAT NO!" Princess Silver screamed before getting body slammed by half a million ponies. "Come on!" Pearl waved to them. Together they ran out the doors.