The door opens, and standing there, ominously cast in shadow before being revealed by a beam of moonlight is... A pizza delivery colt?
"Yeah I've got a delivery her for an..." he reads the delivery slip "I.C. weiner? Gah, crud." frowning at the misfortune of being the victim of yet another practical joke, he then turns to you and rainbow. "Hey, you two want this junk?" he offers you the stack of pizza boxes.
You and Rainbow exchange a silent glance and slowly turn back to him. The two of you give him a shrug, to which he smiles and deposits the boxes of hot pizza goodness onto your torso.
"Heh-hey, Daring Do. man I love those books; only ones I really found worth the read. Mind if I join you?" he asks and pulls up a seat, putting his hooves up on the bed and leaning precariously in his chair.
"Uh... sure. Why not?" Rainbow gives a rhetorical answer and is about to start reading when the door is thrown open again.
The pizza colt falls backward in surprise and gets rolled into a large freezer, leaving you and Rainbow to deal with... (whoever else in wandering in that night.)
The door opens revealing a figure ominously cast in shadow. You and Rainbow Dash look at the figure in anxious terror before it takes a step forward and is revealed by a beam of moonlight to be... A pizza delivery colt with an orange mane?
"Yeah I've got a delivery her for an..." he reads the delivery slip "I.C. Weiner? Gah, crud." frowning at the misfortune of being the victim of yet another practical joke, he then turns to you and Rainbow Dash.
"Hey, you two want this stuff? We tend to throw away unclaimed pizzas anyway." he says as he offers you two the tall stack of pizza boxes.
You and Rainbow exchange a silent glance and slowly turn back to him. The two of you give him a shrug, to which he smiles and deposits the boxes of hot pizza goodness onto your torso.
Mmmm... Multiple melted cheeses with tomato sauce on hot flat br- OW OW OW! BURNING!
"Heh-hey, Daring Do! Celestia, I love those books; only ones I really found worth the read. Mind if I join you?" he asks and pulls up a seat, putting his hooves up on the bed and leaning precariously in his chair.
"Uh... sure. Why not?" Rainbow gives a rhetorical answer and is about to start reading when the door is thrown open again.
The pizza colt falls backward in surprise and gets rolled into a large freezer (how'd that get there?) and the shock knocks the pizza boxes off of you onto the floor (by some miracle, the Pizzas don't fall out of the boxes), leaving you and Rainbow to deal with... Nurse Redheart!
"Uh... This is not the pony you are looking for?" You say as you wave a hoof hopefully. "Move along, move along."
Unfortunately it doesn't work, so you decided now would be the time to use a power that you've kept secret for your entire life:
The Force.
"Um..... "you stare at the nurse as rainbow got out from under the bed and to all fours. "Sir im afraid only patients and staff are alloud here at this hour, so your friend will have to leave." You decide you have no choice but to use your power. "No," you start, "my friends are allowed here." The nurse sighed. "Sir do i have to call security?" You stare at her in shock for moment, as you where amazed her mind was strong enough to resist you. You concentrate harder than before and give a wave of your hoof. "You will let rainbow stay...." the nuse merely gave you a half lidded blank stare. "sir, please, just stop." The nurse said face hoofing. "You will follow my orders..." the nurse simply rolled her eyes at your attempt to bend her (of course you diddint see that due to [INSERT REASON HERE]). "And you will allow dash to say for as long as she likes...." "Yes master" came the monotone reply of the nurse. Finally she was under your control! It was at this moment you decided to put your new puppet to work. "Good. Now, you will shut up and make me a sandwich....." the mares eye twitched. "Well come on go! any day now! chop chop!" "excuse me!?" The nurse replied through gritted teeth. "....Im not sure if i should be offended or laughing my flank off..." the rainbow Pegasus chipped in. You decided you should probably say less 'offensive' things and make your orders simpler for this moron.
In an annoyed tone, you say "ok, fine! get me some cookies or something If your so uptight about making a simple bucking sandwich!" The nurse took a deep breath in an attempt to calm her self and spoke with very carefully controlled anger. "Sir..... i have half a mind to-" "apparently you bucking do if you cant follow simple directions!" "That's it!" The nurse yelled, her somewhat calm demeanor shattering." If you want a sandwich so bad you go make it your bucking self! Im done with every guy in this place acting like im two bit hor-" You look towards rainbow dash as you start to tune out the nurse and whisper "hide!" "Nurse!" A gruff voice called down the hall as RD returned to her place under the bed. A very stressed looking stallion with an tie around his neck suddenly appeared in the doorway. "This is the last straw missy! Yelling at a patient in the middle of the night and doing it when other ponys are trying to sleep?! I could here you all the way down the hall!" The stallion yelled, "im afraid im going to have to-" " no please dont say it! I'll do anything! I can't afford to lose another job, and im NOT going back to freddys!" "Give you the week off." "Huh?" The nurse said in confusion. "Yes nurse you seem to lose you temper awful fast now and we can't afford to fire you so..... go home and get some rest." The nuse looked in confusion, failing to comprehend what was happening. "I-I thank you sir!" "Dont mention it. Now get out of here and dont come back till a week ok?" He said to the mare as she walked out of the room. "He then turned to you. "Sorry you had to see that sir. Would you like me to send another nurse up?" "No thats ok." You smugly reply as the stallion walked out of your sight.
"Sir I'm afraid only patients and staff are allowed here at this hour, so your friend will have to leave."
She stares at you and Rainbow and you can't help but think,
Buck! If Nurse Redheart tells anyling about this, they'd think that me and Rainbow were... dating!
...
Yes, that's what your thinking right now, nothing else just that. You are not a bright bug. Suddenly, another thought hits you as you think,
Double buck! I promised I would keep Rainbows 'I read books' secret a secret. And Bugze the changeling never goes back on his word Dattebayo!... Weird, where did that come from. Whatever, I need to think of something to stop Redheart from blabbing...*ding* I got it!
You smile at your idea that in no way will fail at all. After all it always works in the movies. So with that you point your hoof towards Redheart and make a waving gesture as you say,
"Uh... This is not the pony you are looking for?"
Redheart just shakes her head and says
"I'm sorry Mister Tennant, but she has to leave. Those are the rules."
You make another hoof gesture and say
"No, my friends are allowed here."
Redheart sighs and says,
"Sir do I have to call security?"
You stare at her in shock for moment, as you where amazed her mind was strong enough to resist you. You concentrate harder than before and give a wave of your hoof,
"You will let her stay...."
Redheart merely gives you a half lidded blank stare and facehoofs as she says,
"Sir, please, just stop..."
"You will follow my orders..." you continue with another wave of your casted hoof.
Redheart simply rolls her eyes at your attempt to mind-bend her as Rainbow Dash slowly sneaks under your bed.
"And you will allow her to say for as long as she likes..."
"Yes master..." came the monotone reply of the nurse. Finally she was under your control! It was at this moment you decided to put your new puppet to work.
"Good. Now, you will shut up and make me a sandwich."
Nurse Redheart snaps out of it and her eye twitches in anger.
"Well come on go! Any day now! Chop chop!" you command.
"Excuse me!?" Redheart replies through gritted teeth.
"I'm not sure if I should be offended or laughing my flank off..." Rainbow Dash chips in from under the bed.
You decided you should probably say less "offensive" things and make your orders simpler for this puppet so in an annoyed tone you say,
"Okay, fine! Get me some cookies or something If your so uptight about making a simple bucking sandwich!"
The nurse took a deep breath in an attempt to calm her self and spoke with very carefully controlled anger,
"Sir... I have half a mind to-"
"Apparently you bucking do if you can't follow simple directions!" you rudely interrupt.
"That's it!" The nurse yelled, her somewhat calm demeanor shattering."If you want a sandwich so bad you go make it your bucking self! I'm done with every guy in this place acting like I'm a two-bit hor-"
"Nurse!" A gruff voice called down the hall as a very stressed looking stallion with a tie around his neck suddenly appears n the doorway.
"This is highly unprofessional of you! Yelling at a patient in the middle of the night and doing it when other ponies are trying to sleep?! I could hear you all the way down the hall!"
Doctor Horse yells
"And to think I hired you for your impeccable bedside manner. I'm afraid I'm going to have to-"
Redheart gets on her hooves and says in a begging tone
"No please don't say it! I'll do anything! I can't bear having to work with my idiot ex!"
"Give you the week off."
"Huh?" Redheart says in confusion.
"Yes. Nurse Redheart, ever since that Quack showed up, you seem to lose you temper awful fast now and we can't afford to fire you so... go home and get some rest."
The nurse looked in confusion, failing to comprehend what was happening.
"I-I thank you sir!"
"Don't mention it. Now get out of here and don't come back till...let's say a week...okay?" He says to the mare as she nods and walks out of the room.
He then turns to you.
"Sorry you had to see that sir. Would you like me to send another nurse up?"
"No thank you." You reply.
Rainbow Dash stares dumbly as the doctor leaves. Rainbow then crawls out from under your bed as she looks at you in awe as she says,
"Did... did that actually work?"
You nod your head dumbly as you stare at your hoof in shock for two reasons. One was that you did all those hoof gestures while your still in your full body cast, and two YOU JUST USED THE STINKING FORCE! THAT'S LIKE EVERY NERDS DREAM! Plus you didn't think the whole 'Force' thing would work, so you were really surprised. You awkwardly throw your hoof up and say,
"I must only use this power for good!"
Rainbow giggles at your outburst and asks,
"Heheheh, By the way, why were you so mean to her?"
You look at her in confusion, before you make a 'oh' sound and say
"Simple, I've learned in life that when you make people mad they ted to ignore what's happening around them and focus sorely on what's making them mad."
That's how I get you to miss me so munch when we fought. Plus witty batter is awesome!
"Whatever you say B.T, now let's get to reading. I wanna know what happens next!"
You nod your head (guess your head cast was looser then before) excitedly and are about to say something when the door burst open... again!
You and Rainbow turn around in shock and see...
The door opens to reveal...a whole group of people dressed like ninjas.
No,seriously,what is with ninjas and today?
RD stops moving out of fear,and you are shocked too,but then you hear voices:
"Oh,seems like Lyra was in another room after all.You sure she was supposed to be in room 12?"
"Yes!Maybe?I was told things...by people."
"And you believe some obscure,random things you heard in the hallway?"
"I hate you."
"Well,let's try the information I have.Let's check room 15."
"Wait,I've got to say something before we go.Bugze?"
"Yes?" you ask.
"Spoilers."
You groan,you think you know who that was,but it's how he's doing it.
You hear the door closing,RD starts to move,but suddenly the door opens again!
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A whole group of ponies dressed like ninjas.
Seriously, what is up with all these ninjas today? you think in confusion as Rainbow Dash freezes in fear, but then you hear voices coming from the ninjas, but due to their masks you can't tell who's saying what to who,
"Oh, seems like Lyra was in another room after all.You sure she was supposed to be in room 12?"
"Yes! Maybe? I was told things... by people."
"And you believe some obscure, random things you heard in the hallway?"
"I hate you."
"Well, let's try the information I have. Let's check room 15."
"Wait, I've got to say something before we go. Mister Tennant?"
"Yes?" you ask.
"Spoilers."
You groan in frustration as you realize who one of the ninjas are. As the ninja-clad ponies leave and shut the door, Rainbow says with uncertainty,
"Uh... should we be worried about Lyra?"
You shake your head and say,
"Nah, I have a pretty good idea as to who one of them was, and he doesn't kill innocent ponies, so they're probably on a rescue mission or something."
Rainbow looks at you strangely and asks,
"But this is a hospital. In Ponyville. Why would Lyra need rescuing here?"
You put on a thinking face as you say,
"Well... there's evil cat nun's/nurses, Daleks, terrorist ponies creating a bio-weapon out of every known deadly disease know to pony kind, murderous ghosts, creatures from the Everfree, oh and can't forget about zombies; never forget about zombies."
Rainbow just stares at you for a few seconds before she just says "Whatever" and begins to read the book.
MANY CHAPTERS LATER
You and Rainbow are on the edge of your seats as you reach the climax of the story (you both devoured two of the boxes of pizza during the reading) where Daring Do is about to have a one-on-one fight with Ahuizotl to get the Sapphire Stone! Just before the fight begins, the door opens... again, but you and Rainbow Dash are getting to annoyed about being interrupted from your story session so you both shout out in annoyance and anger,
"NOT NOW, WE'RE BUSY!"
Realizing what you both just did, you both look over to the door and see...
I also recommend that Nurse Snowheart be the ex-ninja as Nurse Redheart's character is already established within the show.
NR: HOOVES OFF THE PATIENT ASSASSIN!!!
She dives over your bed with a flying kick which Rainbow Dash is JUST able to dodge by going under the bed and to your other side
RD: Whoah!
You: Calm Down, it’s just…
NR: I WILL NOT LOSE ANOTHER PATIENT TO YOU DAMNED NINJAS!
You: Another? (you ponder how this exact situation has happened before)
She then whips out three syringes and throws them, pinning Dash to the wall by her hoody
You: HOLY CRAP!
RD: Hey hey hey! I’m not a…
Nurse Redheart then holds her foreleg against Dash’s throat and points another needle in her face
NR: I don’t care how many patients you try and murder, I will not deviate from this path!
RD/You: What are you talking about (Scared and confused)
NR: Don’t play dumb! I left that life behind, I SAVE lives now instead of taking them. I’ll never come back you hear me?
RD: bu-bu-bu but…I…
NR: The Shirai Ryu have no control over me, you tell Master Hanzo that!
RD: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE BUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!
NR: (Smirks) Sure you don’t, maybe a few marks across your face will help you remember
She raises the needle back to get more power for a thrust and Rainbow Dash is scared to the point of tears, so you do the only thing you can do.
You light up your magic and hold her hoof in place, allowing Dash to headbutt her in the nose and get out of her grip.
NR: Grraaaghhh (holding nose) your clan has no honor left in it at all!
You: You OK Dash?
RD: Yeah, but buck this, we’re getting out of here, this lady is crazy!.
You: What do you…whoah, hey…
She picks you up and throws you roughly into a wheel chair and throws the book in your lap.
RD: We’ll finish the story once we’re safe!
You: Where’s safe?
RD: Somewhere not here!
RD/You: MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY (as you are wheeled into the nurse, knocking her over.)
"HOOVES OFF THE PATIENT ASSASSIN!!!"
Suddenly, Nurse Snowheart dives over your bed with a flying kick which Rainbow Dash is JUST able to dodge by going under the bed and to your other side.
"Whoa!"
"Calm Down, it’s just…"
"I WILL NOT LOSE ANOTHER PATIENT TO YOU DARNED NINJAS!"
"Another?" You spout in confusion as you ponder how this exact situation has happened before.
Snowheart then whips out three syringes and throws them with expert precision, pinning Dash to the wall by her hoody.
"HOLY HORSEAPPLES!" you say in amazement.
"Hey hey hey! I’m not a…" Rainbow Dash protests, but is interrupted by Nurse Snowheart suddenly pinning her foreleg against Dash’s throat and holding another needle to her face.
"I don’t care how many patients you try and murder, I will not deviate from this path!"
"What are you talking about?" You and Rainbow Dash say in fear and confusion.
"Don’t play dumb! I left that life behind, I SAVE lives now instead of taking them. I’ll never come back you hear me?"
"bu-bu-bu but…I…"
"The Shirai Ryu have no control over me, you tell your master that!"
"I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE BUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!" Rainbow Dash yells, but Snowheart smirks and says in a threatening tone,
"Sure you don’t, maybe a few marks across your face will help you remember..."
Snowheart raises the needle for a killing blow causing Rainbow Dash to let out tears of fear, so you do the only thing you can do.
You light up your magic and throw a pizza box into Snowheart's face, allowing Dash to headbutt her in the nose and get out of her grip.
"Grraaaghhh! Your clan has no honor left in it at all!" Snowheart yells as she tries to wipe the pizza off her face.
"You OK Dash?" you ask in concern.
"Yeah, but buck this, we’re getting out of here, this lady is crazy!"
"What do you… whoa, hey!"
Rainbow Dash picks you up and throws you roughly into a wheelchair.
"We’ll finish the story once we’re safe!" She says as she throws the book on your lap.
"Where’s safe?" you ask.
"Somewhere not here!"
And with that, she grabs your wheelchair and declares,
"MOVE BI$^#, GET OUT THE WAY!" as she runs over the still-stunned Snowheart with the wheelchair.
During the hospital chase, the syringes embedded in the wall spell out "THE NIGHTMARE COMES!"
As you are wheeled down the hall, more syringes are imbedded into walls, just barely missing you
NR: GET OVER HERE!!!
RD/You: EEEEEEEE!!!!! (you both scream in fear)
S: Oh ho ho, I like her…she knows how to have fun with those pokey things (giggles)…how come you never take me fighting anymore? We used to go fighting like…all the time… (fake pouting)
You: Seriously, we’re gonna have this conversation now?
S: Talking is a free action in combat situations, bwahahahaha
You: How are you still sauced?
S: Oh Well Exxcuuuuuussseee me Bug Boy (laughs out loud) but I’d like to see you take the equivalent of barrel full of LSD and not see the pretty pink elephants…you see the pink elephants right? OH FOR THE LOVE OF ME TELL ME YOU SEE THE PINK ELEPHANTS!!!
You: OK, you’re definitely going clean after all this is over…(Syringe flies past head) if we survive that is
S: Oh your no fun anymore…oooohhhh look a ramp (excited)
You: Wait Wha…
RD: Hang on Tennant! This is gonna be bumpy!
You are heading towards a downed gurny next to the window Quacksilver jumped out
You: OH BUCK ME!
RD: Maybe later! Just hang on!
You: Wait! What did you jus…(hits ramp and you both go screaming out the window as Selena cheers)
RD/You: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
S: WWWWHHHHHEEEEEE!!!!
And you both land on a cart of cabbages breaking your fall
Salesman: MY CABBAGES!
RD/You: SORRY!!!
The doors to the hospital bust open and Nurse Redheart leads the charge with even more Needles, but she has a whole posse of orderlies, Doctor Horse, and some crazy Looking Mare who is barking her head off like a dog!
As you are wheeled down the hall, more syringes are embedded into walls, just barely missing you as you here Nurse Snowheart yell,
"GET OVER HERE!!!"
You and Rainbow Dash scream in terror as you speed through the hospital halls and swerving to dodge syringes zipping past you.
Oh ho ho, I like her… she knows how to have fun with those pokey things…, Nightmare Moon druggedly giggles (if you're wondering why she's not renamed yet, it's because you have much more important matters to deal with such as GETTING OUT OF THE HOSPITAL WITHOUT GETTING TURNED INTO A SYRINGE PINCUSHION!!!)
How come you never take me fighting anymore? We used to go fighting like…all the time…
Seriously, we’re gonna have this conversation now? you mentally respond as Rainbow Dash swerves around a Nurse Filly.
Talking is a free action in combat situations, bwahahahaha
How are you still as high as a Griffin fired out of a cannon?
Oh Well Exxcuuuuuussseee me Bug Boy, but I’d like to see you take the equivalent of barrel full of LSD and not see the pretty pink elephants…you see the pink elephants right? OH FOR THE LOVE OF ME, TELL ME YOU SEE THE PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE!!!
OK... you’re definitely going clean after all this is over…
A syringe zips by just an inch from your face.
If we survive that is...
When Rainbow Dash turns a corner, you risk a quick look back and see that the syringes embedded in the wall spell out the words THE NIGHTMARE COMES. This causes you to scream in fear and anger,
"STOP FOLLOWING ME! LEAVE ME THE BUCK ALONE!"
You then see Snowheart turn the corner and yell,
"DON'T WORRY MY PATIENT! I'LL SAVE YOU AND TAKE CARE OF THAT ASSASSIN!"
You and Rainbow then scream in terror when she throws more needles.
"SHE's/I'M NOT A ASSASSIN YOU PSYCHO!" you both yell.
Oooohhhh look a ramp! Nightmare Moon says in excitement.
Wait Wha…
Sure enough, you spot a ramp ahead of you.
"Hang on Tennant! This is gonna be bumpy!" Rainbow Dash declares as she flaps her wings to gain more speed towards a downed gurney next to the window Quacksilver jumped out.
"OH BUCK ME!" you shout.
"Maybe later! Just hang on!"
"AHHHHHH-Wait! What did you jus- AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" you scream as you and Rainbow Dash ramp off the gurney.
WWWWHHHHHEEEEEE!!!!
*crash*
And you both land on a cart of cabbages breaking your fall.
"MY CABBAGES! WHY DO I DO BUSINESS IN THIS TOWN!"
"SORRY!!!"
You notice that your casts shattered in the impact exposing your changeling form... but fortunately it's still night, everypony is distracted, and you see the Inventory attached to the wheelchair so you quickly put on your pants, longcoat, hat, and face mask, but before you could put on the scarf, the doors to the hospital bust open and Nurse Snowheart leads the charge with even more Needles! And she has a whole posse of orderlies, Doctor Horse, and some crazy Looking Mare who is barking her head off like a dog!
You stare in horror at the barking mare as you scream,
"HOLY MOTHER OF LUNA! RAINBOW SHE CALLED REINFORCEMENTS! AND I THINK ONE OF THEM HAS RABIES! RUN MARE RUN!"
Rainbow looks at the posse and screams
"HOLY BUCK! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!"
ONE BENNY HILL CHASE LATER
You both scream your heads off as you have a merry little chase through the town Benny Hill style, waking up many ponies in the process!
You both start to realize you’re not gonna get away
RD: Read it! Read it Tennant! Before it’s too late!!!
You: Got it! If we Die, we Die knowing the end of this tale
S: HERE HERE!
You levitate the book and read aloud as fast as you can whilst also being jostled around the rest of the story
Long story short, Daring Do is awesome
RD: Wow, SOOOO COOOL (Needle whizzes by) Eeep!
Eventually you are both cornered by Twilight’s tree. Hearing all the noise, she comes bursting out of the house with a crazed look in her eye.
Twilight: IS THIS IT! IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE DISASTER?!
Pinkie: Wow Twilight, have you gotten any sleep?
You: Yeah, you’re looking crazier than usual…
She sees Rainbow Dash’s disguise
Twilight: Ninjas?...I never even considered that a possibility! Spike! Add Ninjas to the list of EVERYTHING to monitor!
Spike groans in frustration from inside the tree
RD: (groans) I’m not a ninja, it’s me, Rain…
Another needle skims by her nose, pinning into the door of the library
NR: Nowhere left to run you assassin filth!
RD: OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! (takes off hood) IT’S ME YOU CRAZY JERKS!!!
Everyone gasps, including the Deadly 6, while you wonder who this Pete is that everyone always talks about in relation to his sake and love.
Doctor Horse: Rainbow Dash, why are you kidnapping and assassinating patients?
RD: I’M NOT!!! I just…just…
You see her hesitating while looking at the book, so you decide to help her out and get everything out in the open
You: She just wanted to read OK?
Everyone gasps again
RD: Dude!
You: Hey, everything will be alright, just roll with it…
NR: If she wanted to read, why did she take you as well?
Everyone kind of wonders that, and Applejack especially has a suspicious look on her face
You: Cause we were reading it together, it’s an awesome story! But then Nurse Ratchet over here started trying to hurt her so we escaped!
NR: I’m not Nurse Ratchet, I’m Redheart, Ratchet is on vacation in Vanhoover
You: It was just a refr…never mind…look, this is all just a big misunderstanding OK, So everyone stop being crazy!
Screwloose: Bark Bark Bark!
Startled, Rainbow Dash falls onto you and you end up in a passionate kiss...
Which is ended by you freaking out and shoving Dash off of you.
You and Rainbow Dash led the posse on a comedic chase around Ponyville practically waking up most of the town.
"Read it! Read it Tennant! Before it’s too late!!!" Rainbow Dash yells.
"Got it! If we Die, we Die knowing the end of this tale."
HARE HARE!
You levitate the book and read aloud as fast as you can whilst also continuing to run (Long story short, Daring Do is awesome).
"Wow, SOOOO COOOL- Eeep!" She says as she's interrupted by a needle whizzing by her head.
Eventually you're both cornered by Twilight’s tree. Hearing all the noise, she comes bursting out of the house with a crazed look in her eye as she yells,
"IS THIS IT! IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE DISASTER?!"
"Wow Twilight, have you gotten any sleep?" Pinkie asks.
"Yeah, you’re looking crazier than usual…" you comment.
Twilight just rapidly looks around crazed before she sees Rainbow Dash’s disguise and says,
"Ninjas?... I never even considered that a possibility! Spike! Add Ninjas to the list of EVERYTHING to monitor!"
Spike groans in frustration from inside the tree and Rainbow Dash also groans in annoyance as she says,
"I’m not a ninja, it’s me, Rain-"*twack*
Another needle zooms in and pins Rainbow to the door of the library by the shoulder of her ninja outfit.
"Nowhere left to run you assassin filth!" Snowheart declares as she brandishes more syringes.
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!" Rainbow Dash screams as she throws back her hood, "IT’S ME YOU CRAZY JERKS!!!"
Everypony gasps while you wonder who this "Pete" is that everyone always talks about in relation to his sake and love.
"Rainbow Dash, why are you kidnapping and assassinating patients?" Doctor Horse asks. All eyes are on Rainbow Dash as she stammers,
"I’M NOT!!! I just… just…"
You see her hesitating while looking at the book, so you decide to help her out and get everything out in the open,
"She just wanted to read OK?" you bluntly say.
Everyone gasps again.
"Dude!" Rainbow Dash says.
"Hey, everything will be alright, just roll with it..." you respond.
Also you were trying so hard not to look like a dork for reading that you ended up making yourself look like an even bigger dork... you mentally add.
"If she wanted to read, why did she take you as well?" Snowheart questions.
Everyone kind of wonders that, and Applejack especially has a suspicious look on her face.
"Cause we were reading it together, it’s an awesome story! But then Nurse Ratchet over here started trying to maim her so we escaped!"
"I’m not Nurse Ratchet, I’m Snowheart, Ratchet is on vacation in Vanhoover."
"It was just a refr- never mind… look, this is all just a big misunderstanding OK, So everyone stop being crazy!
You turn around to face Rainbow and are about to tell her something, when you hear... barking?
"Bark Bark Bark!"
"What the he-"
The next thing you know, you get pushed forward straight into Rainbow... and your lips accidentally press against hers!
Rainbow's eyes widen in shock, but you swear you see them half-close in happiness as the crowd gasps. You quickly blush and jump back in shockwhile Rainbow just blushes and sighs in happiness and her wings pop out and pulse... again. You blush like a mad-bug and stutter in complete shock as you look around the crowd of ponies.
Applejack has a look of horror and complete rage, Fluttershy looks... shocked and dissapointed for some reason? You see Twilight with a look of defeat as she... hoofs Rarity 40 bits, Rarity also has a smug smile on her lips, surprisingly Pinkie also looks stunned (you swear you saw her mouth, "I thought she was only into mares?"), and you also notice Aloe among the ponies in the crowd with a look of rage directed at Rainbow. You just continue to stutter as you think,
My first kiss... was with the fillyfooler! This has just got to be Lady Luck's fault, it just has to be! Okay calm down bug, you're wearing your face mask so you can worry about this later, although she does taste like hot rainbows but at a temperature that felt just rig- GAH! FOCUS BUG!!!
You finally calm down (well as calm as you usually are at least) as you turn around and stare at the barking pony who pushed you (who is looking at you like a dog looks at their owner... strange) *snap* before you turn your glowing orange eyes to the staff and say with anger,
You: And what the Tartarus is that all about? Isn’t that abuse of a patient?
The doctors and orderlies all look like they’ve been caught with their hooves in the cookie jar so they quickly mutter apology’s as they leave. Except for Redheart
NR: Heh, sorry about the trying to maim and scar you thing…can’t be too careful…you never know who’s watching.
She then throws down a smoke bomb and disappears
Rarity: oookkkaaayyy…so that just happened…so darling, you’re actually reading now?
RD: yeah yeah, I’m an egghead…(said sadly)
You: Hey, remember what I told you?
RD: (Perks up) But you know what, Buck it! DARING DO IS AWESOME! And I don’t care who knows it…Twi…you were right
Twilights eye just twitches
T: So…Rainbow Dash starts reading and soon after a disaster happens…This must be related!
Everyone: HUH?
Twilight levitates all the Daring Do novels and dumps them on you
T: There you go Dash! Read…READ THEM ALL!!! (starts laughing crazily)
RD: Ummm Wow, thanks Twi…not quite what I was expecting, but yeah thanks
T: Oh believe me I intend to right a full report to Celestia about this, but first I must stop the Apocalypse!
She then runs back inside
RD promises to read all them with you at some point, but you are all tired and head home, but not before she gives you hug that lasts a little too long and she whispers in your ear
RD: Thanks for being a cool guy…
You: No problem…heh heh
The hug is then interrupted by a jealous AJ and then the group disperses
Seeing as how you were kind of just left behind, AJ wheels you back to your shed. No way are you ever going back to that hospital. They were gonna release you tomorrow anyway. You fall into unconsciousness even as Selena sings about the Pink Elephants on Parade.
"And what the buck is that all about? Isn't that abuse of a patient?"
The doctors and orderlies all look at the barking pony and Doctor Horse says,
"Oh, that's Screwy. She's voluntary under our care and she has a habit of staying up past her bedtime. Screwy?"
As the hospital staff leave, the barking pony trots up to you and licks you like a dog before barking happily and runs back to the staff. Bugze stares at her retreating before saying
"Well... that happened."
And with that all the hospital staff and most of the crowd have departed... except for you, the Deadly 6, and Nurse Snowheart.
"Heh, sorry about the trying to destroy you syringes thing… Can’t be too careful… You never know who’s watching..."
With that, Snowheart then throws down a smoke bomb and disappears. You turn around to see Rainbow still having her wings popped out and pulsing and her smiling. You sigh and snap her out of it as Rarity says,
"Oookkkaaayyy…so that just happened… so darling, you’re actually reading now?"
"Yeah yeah, I’m an egghead…" Rainbow Dash replies sadly.
"Hey, remember what I told you?" you say causing Rainbow Dash to perk up and say,
"But you know what, Buck it! DARING DO IS AWESOME! And I don’t care who knows it… Twi… you were right."
Twilights eye just twitches as she says,
"So… Rainbow Dash starts reading and soon after a disaster happens… This must be related!"
"HUH?" Everypony else says in confusion before Twilight levitates all the Daring Do novels and dumps them on you both,
"There you go Dash! Read…READ THEM ALL!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!"
"Ummm Wow, thanks Twi…not quite what I was expecting, but yeah thanks." Rainbow Dash replies uncertainly.
"Oh believe me I intend to right a full report to Celestia about this, but first I must stop the Apocalypse!" Twilight replies before rushing back in and slamming the door shut.
The six of you (you, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie) stand there for a few moments before Pinkie suddenly says while doing the motions,
"Eye twitch, hair flop, twitchy tail, lazy right eye, an adorable sneeze *Ah-choo!*, and a small belly ache! I gotta get to the hospital!!!"
And with that, she zips off after the posse.
Rainbow Dash promises to read all the books with you at some point, but you're all tired and head home, but not before she gives you hug that lasts a little too long and she whispers in your ear.
"Thanks for being a cool guy…"
"No problem…heh heh."
The hug is then interrupted by a jealous looking Applejack yanking you away and then the group disperses. Seeing as how you were kind of just left behind, a strangely possessive Applejack leads you back to the farm. On the way back you think,
No way am I ever going back to that hospital. Insane doctors, nurse ninjas, ponies who act like dogs, and the soup was bland! Plus as crazy as Quack... silver or whatever his name is is, he's more reliable in keeping my secret then a hospital...
When you and Applejack get back to the shack you both walk in and see Nightshade and Applebloom fast asleep while Die Hoof is playing on the projector (the building exploding scene was on). You both smile at the scene before Applejack picks up Applebloom and takes her back into the house and you tuck Nightshade into the Inventory. You then fall asleep even as Nightmare Moon sings about the Pink Elephants on Parade...
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVENIENCE, TWO DAYS LATER, FRIDAY, AT BERRY PUNCH'S BAR AT MIDNIGHT
You sigh as you walk towards the doors of the building with a bag of corn chips and some Mareolina Reaper dip in hoof. You left Nightshade at the shack so that she can sleep (poor thing's exhausted from school and practicing with Twilight... without much success on earthbending).
It's a good thing the hospital gave those pizzas to me as compensation so I wouldn't have to worry about feeding Nightshade... at least until she ate the last of it today...
You have your awesome cloak in The Inventory just in case you need to bring in the Offender. As you walk towards the doors you can't help but think,
Well... this is it. Time to stop a revolution. *breaths in* I can do this.
With that, you knock on the door and say the pass-phrase,
"Curse you Lady Luck."
What do you do?
