Hey guys Ice here, wow I was at school when I saw the amount of viewers we got. So enjoy this I decided to upload it slighty early but that's because I wanted to start working on the next chapter so enjoy and "You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say, cuz we gonna rock the whole place anyway."
Sup, guys? I was surprised to see how many Undead Bronies came along during the first chapter. Mega brohoof to you all. Now, let's "Tear it up."
Over in a world far different from Equestria, yet still very similar, six MC’s have just gotten back to their tour bus after coming from what seemed to be their millionth interview. They remove their masks as they enter. Day after day it’s always either a concert in a new city, an appearance at some building, an autograph signing, or an interview with some music affiliated label.
Ever since starting their group back in 2005, Hollywood Undead has just been gaining more and more popularity with each new album they release. But as popularity rises, the group members: Johnny 3 Tears, Funny Man, Charlie Scene, Danny, Da Kurlzz, and J-Dog, get more and more exhausted by their fans and the paparatzi. They always say in interviews they do it all for the fans and as long as they keep having fans, they’ll continue to make music. They also always say they do it because they just love doing it, but that doesn’t make putting up with it all any easier in the long run.
It doesn’t exactly make it easier when they’re old group member, Deuce, continues to release songs that mock them. Ever since Deuce left the band for what they called “creative differences”, he’s continued to make songs that both rip off their own and insult them, especially Danny since he was Deuce‘s replacement.. They say that they don’t care for him, but the annoying haters they keep running into because of him makes it hard to ignore. A few times people have come to their concerts specifically to either insult them or even physically harm them because of Deuce.
With their new album coming out the upcoming summer, things are only going to start getting harder for all of them.
Johnny plopped down on the couch as he exhaled from exhaustion. “Shit man. What interview does that make for us now? Like, 450? 475?”
J-Dog opened the fridge and pulled out a can of soda. “I think it’s more like 500.”
“Actually, it was 534.” Funny Man said. The others looked at him funny, like his name(yay puns). “I’ve been keeping track of every single interview we’ve had to do. Not just the ones I was involved in either.”
“Damn dude. That’s crazy.” Danny said. “I’d hate to know what things were like the first few years you guys were doing this. These past two years have been hard enough already.”
“Actually, the first few years were pretty nice.” Charlie said. “Well, except for Deuce acting like a douchebag and like he was all that. But other than that, the first few years of this was pretty fun.”
“Makes me wonder what would of happened if I decided to stay on American Idol.”
“We would’ve kicked your ass for rejecting us.” Kurlzz said. “Nah man. You know I’m joking. But this shit has definitely been a real pain lately, and that's coming from the guy who barely even does vocals”
“I think out problem isn’t all the work we’re doing, it’s how the work is.” Johnny said.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, it’s just that we’ve been doing this for so long that it’s just gotten stale. Always the same shows, same songs, same appearances, same interviews with the same god damn questions over and over, and same autograph signings. I think we just need to branch out and start doing something new.”
“Like what?” Funny asked.
“I don’t know. Like anything. Just something new.”
“Hey, maybe we could go tour with Justin Bieber.” Charlie joked.
All of them sat in awkward silence before they busted out into laughter. “Yeah, and maybe then we can ask Rebecca Black to join us.” Funny said.
"And instead of wearing masks, we could all wear bras." Kurlzz said.
After a few minutes, their laughter finally died down.
“Well, finding something new will have to wait.” J said. “We’ve got a show in two hours.”
“Ugh, don’t remind me.” Johnny said.
“Come on, Johnny. Maybe you’ll get lucky and get some of the girls in the front row to throw their panties at you.”
“The only time any woman threw their panties up during a show was that one time in Detroit, and she was, like, 90.”
“Yeah, I remember that.” Funny said. “She was totally stalking you after the show, you should'a hit that.”
“What? And cheat on my dear Funny Man?”
“Funny Man? I thought I was your special someone!” Danny said jokingly. “You whore!”
“Oh Danny! I’m so sorry!”
The group then just laughed it up like they always did. Anyone who watched their interviews knew they often made gay jokes with each other.
“Well, guess for now we just relax until the show starts.” J said, drinking his soda.
“Yeah, just don’t go filling up on the coke.” Kurlzz said.
“The nose kind or the soda kind?”
“Either, smart ass.”
Each of then then went off to relax in their own ways before the big show, trying to make it last.
***
Nearly two hours later, it was almost about time for Hollywood Undead’s show to start. They were all backstage, getting ready for their show.
Johnny looked over at the other members. “You guys ready for this shit?”
They all gave mutters of of acceptance in response.
“Alrighty, then let’s do this.”
They all put on their trademark masks before they gathered around in a circle. They all put their hands together in the center.
“On three.” Johnny said. “One two three.”
“UNDEAD!” they all shouted, raising their hands up.
They all grabbed their instruments as they headed out onto the stage.
Johnny took center stage as he grabbed a microphone. “What’s up, Indianapolis?!” he shouted to the crowd. They all gave a huge shriek of excitement. “You ready to go down to Hollywood?!” they shrieked even louder this time. “Then let’s get undead!”
The show began as they started playing 'Lump Your Head', but unbeknownst to them, something far more different than they ever could’ve imagined had been planned for them by a certain alicorn princess.