//------------------------------// // Uhh, About Last Night Twilight // Story: Ugh, What Happened Last Night? // by JamesBurton //------------------------------// Silver Hawk, Vic Viper and Arrowhead watched with a hint of amusement as their captain ran around the room like a headless chicken. They had no idea why he was so panicky but it was sure amusing to watch. Vic Viper shakes his head slowly, it was a good thing that he came up with some options for just such an emergency. "Arrowhead, get our guests outta here," commanded Vic Viper. "Before they get caught in the crossfire," Arrowhead closes his eyes as his horn lights up. "Done," Silver Hawk slaps his forehead sighing. "Shoot! I forgot to give my dates my mailing address!" Arrowhead and Vic Viper looks at him annoyed. "What? Have you two wrestled with a stallion while a mare plays referee? And yes things got sexy," Silver Hawk sighs happily. "Good times, good times, yep." "Really Silver," Arrowhead deadpanned. "Both of them?" Silver Hawk smirks and extends his wings. "You guys know that I really don't care if its a mare or stallion right? We had fun last night, and that's all that matters," Arrowhead and Vic Viper roll their eyes. "Right, anyway we should probably get Captain Sentry to calm down somehow," suggested Vic Viper. "Right on it!" Silver Hawk steps out in front of the flailing Flash Sentry grabbing him by the face and pulling him in for a kiss. Arrowhead and Vic Viper are neither shocked or surprised as they just stood there. Flash Sentry pushes him off and furiously wipes his lips. "Yeah, that's not what I meant but whatever, it worked," commented Vic Viper. They all turn around to the door when Twilight's pounding on the door became even louder. "Captain this is ridiculous, why don't we just let them in and just explain the situation to them," suggested Arrowhead walking over to the door. "Look, Twilight is a reasonable mare I'm sure that-" Arrowhead doesn't finish the rest of his sentence as a purple hoof broke through the door hitting the unsuspecting unicorn straight in the jaw. He flies back and land on the coffee table braking it, Flash Sentry, Silver Hawk and Vic Viper hurried over to the unconscious unicorn. "Dammnnn you got knocked the fu-" Silver Hawk notices that Flash and Vic Viper glaring at him. "Uh, Nevermind," Flash sits Arrowhead up shaking awake him to no avail. "Damn it! He's out cold!" "I'll go get some ice!" said Vic Viper heading into the kitchen. "And I'll give him mouth to mouth," added Silver Hawk. Flash Sentry looks over to Silver Hawk with a look of disapproval. "Silver, not the time or the place," Both turn back to the door where Twilight's hoof unlocked the door. She pulls her hoof back then busted through the door nostrils flaring with steam. "Twilight, you just unlocked the door," Rarity said looking at the shattered door fragments. "We could've just, ya know, opened it," But Twilight didn't here a word she said, she only saw the quivering Captain of the Crystal Empire. Twilight makes her way to Flash Sentry who was too scared to move. "Perhaps I didn't make myself clear," she spoke with such serious that it reminded Flash Sentry of her brother. "We need to talk," Silver Hawk whistles. "I like her, she's feisty," Twilight and her friends took a seat while Flash Sentry got the still unconscious Arrowhead a pillow. "So you wish to know about last night?" Twilight and her friends all nod their heads. "Very well then," he sits down next to Vic Viper closing his eyes. "I just wanted to say congrats before we got started," "About what?" Twilight asked. "About your marriage," Flash replied "Oh yeah," Twilight leans her head on her hoof. "I hope Trixie is staying out of trouble," Meanwhile in Ponyville, Twilight Trixie Lulamoon was currently dodging fireballs. She was in the middle of battling a dangerous monster that came out the middle of nowhere, and since her wife or husband or whatever was still out of town it was up to her to pick up the slack. "Lighting Dust, Blazer distract it!" she commanded. The two pegasus ponies saluted and flew off flying around circles around the monster distracting it. Spike rushes up to Trixie with some rope. "Trixie, I found some rope!" she thanks the young dragon and took the rope. "Sea Swirl, Bon Bon! Catch!" Trixie tosses the rope to the two earth mares. "Great! Now what do we do with it?" Sea Swirl asked looking over at Bon Bon who just shrugged in response. Trixie slaps herself on her forehead. "Use it to trip the monster!" Trixie yelled. "So...What do we do? Lyra asked standing next to the blue unicorn. "Use our magic to make a giant catapult or something?" Trixie looks at Lyra with the widest unsure smile on her face. Truth be told, she really didn't have a plan after the trip the monster idea. "Yyyyyeeeesss?" "Oh good," Lyra said putting a hoof on her chest. "For a second there I thought that you didn't have a plan after the trip the monster part, Ok! Lets do this!" Lighting Dust and Blazer lead the monster over to Sea Swirl and Bon Bon who pull the rope tripping the beast on Trixie's and Lyra's giant catapult flinging the beast far into the horizon. Lighting Dust and Blazer slap hooves on a job well done. "Aww Yeah! We just took down Godzilla!" Lighting Dust cheered. "It looked like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it wasn't." Blazer replied. "Still we should party like we did take down Godzilla," "Though it wasnt," Trixie nods in agreement. "Good idea! Lets go to the karaoke bar!" everypony except Spike and Blazer murmured happily. Spike follows behind twiddling with his claws. "Uh, Twilight forbade me from singing ever again after I butchered Journey." "I'm sure she's fine," Fluttershy said softly. " Vic Viper returns with a bag of ice for Arrowhead and puts it on his head. "Well, you guys sure know how to make an entrance," He said taking a seat on the floor. "Allow me to introduce myself since the six of you were so trashed last night, I am Vic Viper leader of Intelligence Operations. The pony currently Ko'ed is Arrowhead leader or the Magic Corps" "I knew he looked familiar!" Twilight interrupted. "He's the one who created the Wave Cannon!" Rarity raised an eyebrow. "Wave Cannon?" "No don't get her started," Rainbow wined. But it was too late as Twilight began to explain the Wave Cannon. Rainbow facehoofed while everypony else just sat there not really paying attention. "So you see, that's how the Wave Cannon is able to pass through walls! Oh the amount of magic concentration needed to-" and she continued to explain, for two hours. " It was very useful in the Bydo Wars blah blah blah yak yak yak dribble dribble dribble ect ect ect and so on and so on, any questions?" "NO!" everypony yelled in unison. "Well then I guess that leaves me then," Silver Hawk said with a hoof wrapped around Babs. "I am First Lieutenant Silver Hawk, but please just call me Silver Hawk, best flier in Equestria," he winks at the girls in a playful manner while sticking out his tongue. Rainbow snorted. "Best flier? You? Ha! I'm The best flier around here! And also the fastest!" "Oh? is that a challenge I hear?" Silver said playfully. "Let me guess, You're also going to join the Wonderbolts correct?" "That's right!" Rainbow Dash said with fierce determination. "Isn't that that cute?" Silver said scratching under Babs muzzle making her giggle. "When you're ready to join the big leagues baby, let me know, k?" Rainbow stomps on the ground annoyed. Arrowhead slowly stirs awake and sits up. "Ow, what hit me?" he looks around the room until a certain yellow pegasus catches his eyes. "F-Fluttershy?!" he passes out back on the couch. "Ohh so close," sighed Silver Hawk shaking his head. Fluttershy ears drooped downward. She felt awful that she frightened this stallion to the point of passing out. She swore to herself that she would never drink again unless she needed it. "O-Oh dear, he sounded so frightened, I hope I didn't hurt him," "Naw you didn't hurt him," Flash said looking at the passed out Arrowhead. "Look it went like this," Flash Sentry's party 11:45pm "Hey everypony! Thanks for coming out tonight, we hope you enjoy yourselves tonight because the night is still young!" the crowd partygoers cheered loudly as Flash Sentry spoke into the microphone. "So lets party!" Loud music begins to play in the background and everypony starts dancing. Flash steps down from the booth and heads over to the refreshment table. "Um, excuse me?" a mare's voice called out gaining Flash's attention. "You're outta grape juice," "Oh no problem, I'll just get some more," he reaches under the table and pulls out a jug. "Here you go some grape-" he stops in midsentence when he saw what he grabbed. "Drink? Damn it Silver Hawk," Vic Viper was off to the side talking to a mare and Arrowhead was off in the corner watching the party brooding alone. "So about your friend there," they both look at the still brooding Arrowhead. "Is there a reason he's like that?" "He's just shy, he cant start a conversation and he thinks he's very boring," shrugged Vic Viper. "You would think that the hero of the Bydo Wars would be a little more...lively." "Boring huh?" the mare eyes light up with a idea. "My sister just had a break up recently and she's been taking it quite hard, maybe your friend their can help her have some fun tonight," "Arrowhead, fun? Ha! I don't think he knows the meaning of the word," Vic Viper replied. "What's your sister's name?" A gray earth mare walks up behind them. She had a very dull expression on her face and wore a dark blue dress. If you saw her, she looked very, plain and uninteresting. The mare smiles bringing her over. "Vic Viper meet my older sister Maud Pie," "Wait What?! My sisters were THERE!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed terrfied. She rushes up to Flash Sentry shaking him franticly. "Are they still here! TELL ME THEY'RE STILL HERE!" "N-No Arrowhead sent them back home, before you broke in," Pinkie Pie looks at the shattered door then angrily sits back down covering her face swearing. She looks up at Twilight somewhat pissed. " Arrrgh! Nice job Twilight! Now I'm in for it!" Twilight gasps in shock. "Me?! I seem to recall that it was YOU who organized our little outing last night! So dont pin this one on me!" "Come now darlings," Rarity hops between her friends pushing them apart. "Don't fight, I'm sure what ever we did couldn't be that bad," Flash Sentry and Vic Viper glance at each other while Silver Hawk and Babs Seed whistles innocently. "Uh, about that," Flash Sentry's party 11:47pm "HEEEELLLLLOOOO EVERYPONY!" Everyone turns to the door where six friends stood wobbling. " We heard you like party. So we threw a party in this party so you can party while you party!" "Pinkie?" Limestone and Maud said in unison. Arrowhead raises an eyebrow glancing at the Pie sisters. "Friend of yours?" "More like little sister," Limestone said closing her eyes. Maud blinks with her usual dullness and monotone voice. "She sounds drunk," Pinkie Pie walks up to the Dj's booth and pushes him off. "NOW LET THE REAL PARTY BEGIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" "I think you mean she is drunk," Vic Viper corrected. Three minutes later after Twilight and her friends entered the penthouse party, they had pretty much destroyed everything in a drunken stupor. From the refreshment table which Rarity had claimed saying that somepony was trying to steal her pot of gold to the Dj booth. Someone should tell Applejack that she's not a good disk jockey. Even Fluttershy got in on the action grabbing and holding Arrowhead in a vice like grip. "My names Fluttershy, I like to cuddle, do you like to cuddle?" Arrowhead reaches out for somepony to help him. "Help," Arrowhead gasped. "Cant breath," Silver Hawk opens his bedroom hearing all the commotion. "Do you mind keeping it down? We're trying to have a match here!" Flash turns his head sharply at the silvery pegasus. "Silver you dumbass! Help us!" he said trying to things back under control. "Gee captain I would but I'm in the middle of a triple threat match, so, no." and with that he closed and locked the door leaving him own his own. "Thank you my first lieutenant," Flash deadpanned. Unfortunately, most of the guest have left the party leaving only Flash Sentry, Vic Viper, Arrowhead, Limestone and Maud Pie to deal with the six drunken friends. They had to get them under control before they did something they would regret. Before they could do anything though they heard a loud banging on the door. "MANEHATTEN POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR!" "And that's what happened," Flash said lowering his head down. "I swear." Twilight and her friends look at each other embarrassed. Babs herself was feeling kind of flustered and it wasn't because Silver Hawk playing with her mane either. "But I thought that you called the police on them," she said. Flash shakes his head. "I didn't call them. I was too busy trying to stop Twilight from jumping off the building thinking that she was an alicorn princess. And Arrowhead and Maud was dealing with Pinkie while Vic Viper and Limestone handled the rest of you. Maybe one of the guests did?" "Shucks Mista Flash," Applejack said taking off her hat." "We're mighty sorry for ta trouble, it was wrong of us," "Its alright," smiled Flash. "It was quite the night after all. I should thank Shinning Armor for kicking me out for the week, and don't worry I wont tell your brother or parents Twilight," Twilight breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you Flash, thank you so much," "Hey, what's that?" Pinkie asked noticing a slip of paper that had fallen out of Applejack's hat. Applejack picks it up looking at it. "Its an address, Babs do you know where this is?" Applejack gives Babs Seed the paper. "That's- that's just a few blocks down," Twilight stands up. "Come on girls its time to go, thank you for the help Flash, and sorry about the door," They leave the room leaving Flash and his companions in their penthouse room. "Ugh, what happened?" Arrowhead groaned holding his head. The address on the paper brought the girls to a small little building. " Well here we are girls," Twilight said looking up at the building. "The address on the paper that fell out of Applejack's hat," "I have a bad feeling about this," Rainbow said, "I can feel it in my wings," "You sense it too huh Dashie?" Pinkie replied. "My hind leg wont stop shaking, I think something big is about to happen, like story related big," Applejack walks up to one of the windows looking inside. "Ya'll worry too much, Ahm sure its-" Applejack stops in midsentence and rushes inside. Twilight and the girls quickly follow her inside where she pinned a gray pegasus on the floor. "Finally! after all these months, Ah finally caught you ya little varmint!" the gray pegasus tries to struggle free but Applejack was much stronger than he was. "Now you'll pay for what ya done to my baby sister!" "Please! Miss Applejack let me go!" he squeaked. "Please don't hurt me!" "I suggest you do what my brother said and back off!" Rainbow Dash and Rarity slowly turned around, they knew that voice. It was a voice that one never wanted to hear again and the other one wanted to hear for some time. "Its been a long time," Rainbow's eye started twitching in anger at the pony before her. "Thunderlane"