Shoot For The Stars

by Burritoburger

THE FINALE OF FINALES

Shoot for the Stars: Chapter 39: THE FINALE OF FINALES
Author: Burritoburger
Yes, I am ending Shoot For The Stars.

After Stargazer 3 unlocked the door, we all filed out of the cell, one by one. We didn't know exactly what to do, there were a FUCKTON of guards out there, and Lightning wasn't here.
"Muffin, can't you break the interdimensional intercourse?" Stargazer 1 asked. I raised an eyebrow.
"You mean the fourth wall?" I asked. He smiled sheepishly after realizing what he just said.
"Yeah, that's what I meant. Can you get some contraption that uses gunpowder and can possibly ignite with a large amount of explosions?" He asked.
"You mean something similar to a bazooka?" I asked.
"Yeah!" He nodded, smiling.
"As you wish, Knowledge." I then appeared behind the fourth wall, leaving Knowledge to sit there and feel retarded for letting out his entire plan in two sentences.
Basically, breaking the fourth wall wasn't really breaking anything, except you can see the audience (Hi, Burritoburger.) and get anything you want in existence. It was like a computer room, actually. You just search up what you want, and if it isn't total gibberish, it should appear right in front of you. I went to the computer and typed in "bazooka". A moderately sized RPG appeared in front of my, and I smirked, grabbing hold of it. I jumped down the pit leading back to the real world.
"I'm here." I said. Before anyone could say anything, I threw the door open and shot the weapon.

Hmm... something seems off...
I sat in my chair, looking over everything in my head. But something seemed of about Nightstreak. When did he have a gog on him? I told him to take the boy and come back as soon as possible.
"Sir?" A voice asked. I turned and saw Nightstreak still in the boy's form.
"Nightstreak! I was just wondering about you. And why are you still in the boy's form?" I asked, looking him over.
"Uh, I have to get used to this body, sir." He replied.
"Sir? You might want to see this." Another voice opened the door and told me. I got up from my chair and walked towards the door leading to the camera room. There were many cameras around the whole base, to monitor everything. One of them caught my eye, and that was also the one the camera pony was pointing at. The cell was there, containing... three Stargazers and another pony? One of them looked towards the camera and punched it, causing it to fuzz.
"Take a look at this one too, sir."
He changed the camera and it showed another cell with another Stargazer with a gag around his mouth, smashing into the cell door.
"What?" I asked.
Okay, I need to piece this together.
One cell, the correct one, hold three different Stargazers, each one looking different. There was also another pony, I don't know who that was. In another cell, the gagged Stargazer which Nightstreak brought in is screaming his face off. I never gave Nightstrak a gag in the mission.
"Uh, sir. the Stargazer might have cloned himself, like you said he could." Nightstreak said.
Yes, but that doesn't add up. Why is he in the wrong cell? Unless the real one is in the wrong cell and the clone is in the right one. But why? Studies have shown that he can choose were they go, they can basically teleport once. Why in another cell?
Suddenly like that, it all came to place. The gag, the cells, the two different Stargazers in different cells. Nightstreak is-
BOOM!
I turned around to see stargazer running out the door and out into the hallway. I chuckled.
"He's a smart pony." I flew after him, easily catching up. He turned a corner, and I missed. Down the hall, however, were many of my minions on the floor, unconscious.
He is so DEAD!
Metaphorically.

CRAP! My cover's blown!
I was shooting through a series of hallways, with this bitch following me everywhere!
I turned my head back in front of me and quickly turned to the left, my wingtips brushing against the wall.
I need to find Knowledge!
*BOOM*
I shot towards the second explosion, which seemed to be down another hallway, Oblivion still right behind me.
*BBZT!*
There is too much shit happening at once.
Lightning appeared out of nowhere from a flash, and he collided into Oblivion, smashing him into a wall. I didn't hesitate as I went down the other hallway, and smashed into three other Stargazers and Muffin. Who was, apparently, holding an RPG. Huh.
"We need to get out of here!" The older one yelled, running away from the guards proceeding towards us. Upon coming into contact with Knowledge, he disappeared.
{Follow the older Stargazer. He can get us out of here.}
I ran towards the older version of me, running ahead of everyone and grabbing Lightning, who was in a heated battle with Oblivion, and neither of them were really winning.

Dammit! These peasants are more smarter than I thought...
A wicked grin formed on my face. Nothing will stop me from my destiny. I casually strolled down the next hallway, with the cell that contained Nightstreak. I opened the cage and took his gag off.
"Master! The boy has-"
"I know." I interrupted, "I need you to steal the boy's life." I said.
"But, sir!"
Before he could finish, I teleported us to the main room, where the boy jumped through a portal.
"Go. You know your mission." I said to Nightstreak, and he nodded. Just before the vortex evaporated into nothing, he jumped inside, leaving me to clean up this whole mess.

We jumped out the other end of the portal and saw Canterlot being, well, overrun. By who? I don't know.
"Hey- MMPH!" I started until a hoff came from behind me and covered my mouth, pulling me into the trees.
"You're going to see the Master, whether you like it or not." The fake me said. He then smashed my head against the side of a tree, knocking me out cold instantly.