[Knight]
{Me}
“Honey I’m home!” no answer. Damn it Twilight stick to the script! I looked around the library, the lights were on, no mess, no screaming rampaging monstrosities. Where was she?! I walked towards the kitchen.
“- no good stinking, the least he could have done is told me he was getting married!” say what now?
“Evening Twi” man I hope she’s not pissed.
“Oh hi Jake.” Now she just sounds depressed, that’s even worse!
[Well not if she had been angry at you]
{Nope I would take a angry pony over a sad one any day}
[Yeah you’re crazy]
{Like a fox!}
“What’s wrong Twi? You sound mopey.” And you were just talking to yourself, there’s only enough room for one crazy person in this town and I gladly hold that title! She ground her teeth together and glared at a letter on the table.
“My brother decided to get married!”
“Ummm Yay?”
“NO! Not yay! He sent me a letter too invite me and has never introduced me too her!” oh ye gods of luck help me in me hour of need.
“Oh well will you be attending this wedding?”
“YES! Somepony needs to teach him some manner!”
“Well when is this wedding?” come on lets move away from the drama packed topics and onto safer ones like dinner.
“And that’s another thing! And scheduled it for two days from now! That means we have too ride to canterlot tomorrow and make all the preparations that night!”
“Umm we?” she blushed a little.
“Well yes he asked for all my friends too come participate in the wedding and Princess Celestia has personally requested your attendance.” NO I hate weddings!
“Well while I would be honored to attend I’m afraid my strange appearance may take some of the attention from the bride and groom which is not something I wish too do.” Fuck yeah makes me look selfless for my own selfish reasons!
“Oh no you don’t when the Princess of the country asks for your attendance than you will attend, besides I’m sure she can figure some way out too hide you.”
“But I-”
“No buts!” why sweet baby Jesus? WHY?! I slumped my shoulders in defeat and Cinisavis crooned lowly. Guess he didn’t like wedding either or he was picking up on my mood.
“Alright fine I’ll go to the wedding.”
“Good” at least she seemed happy now.
“Now come on I made us some dinner”
“I can’t wait to try it!” please be tasty!
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It was not tasty.
She had attempted to make some kind of hay casserole, now forgetting the fact that I don’t eat hay, she some how managed to make the outside burnt to a crisp with the inside still cold and raw. I was able to get about one bite down when Twilight tried a bite. She jumped up and ran to the sink for some water. I was trying my best not to laugh. She grabbed the casserole and chucked it into the trash.
“Sorry I made a terrible dinner” she said dejectedly looking at the ground.
“Don’t worry about it Twilight, god knows I couldn’t cook for the longest time but you’ll pick it up eventually” she perked up a bit.
“Now let me make us some salads.” I hopped out of my seat and dug around in the fridge until I had gathered the necessary ingredients. I whipped up a salad with fresh apple, strawberries, and some kind of nuts I had found. It actually wasn’t that bad and Twilight seemed to enjoy it so win-win.
After that we just talked about different kinds of books we like, then music, then movies. This surprised me since I hadn’t seen a single TV since I had gotten here. By this time it was getting pretty late and Twilight said she need a good nights rest if she wanted to be ready for the wedding tomorrow. I kissed her on the cheek and headed home, it had been a good day.
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I woke up to somepony knocking on the door. I threw on some fresh clothes and headed downstairs where the knocking had become more and more frantic.
“Keep your pants on! I’m coming” I opened the door and was assaulted by a bright ray of sunshine.
[No bad sun go away!]
{I like being able to see!}
I looked to see who had been knocking at my door and saw Twilight and the rest of the girls standing on my porch.
“Wow Jakey-Wakey this sure is a nice house” Pinkie was somehow in my kitchen cupboard. I was too sleepily to take the proper steps to freak out and opted to just accept it.
“Thanks Pinkie, now how can I help you girls in this very, very early morning?”
“Shoot sugarcube this ain’t early, why I used too wake up before the sun was up so I could start bucking early!” I looked at AJ like she had just suggested that I go fornicate with a cactus.
“Well that’s terrifying and everything but that doesn’t answer my question.” I saw that Pinkie was now standing with the rest of the girls except she had somehow gotten Cinisavis on her head. He was still sleeping soundly and I figured he would not be too happy to find that Pinkie had whisked him away from his chair.
“Well Jake I figured that we should get going early so we have plenty of time to work this evening.” Twilight was sounding nervous again but I wasn’t really picking up on it during this ungodly hour.
“Oh so I guess that means it’s time to go, doesn’t it?” She nodded I wandered back to my kitchen and grabbed my trench coat and a muffin.
“Let’s roll”
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It had been a very long and sleepless ride. Every time I drifted off to sleep Pinkie would exclaim about how excited so was to be cantering the reception, or Cinisavis would peck me. He seems upset that I let him get dragged into this. Luckily Canterlot was in view, but I noticed that something seemed off.
“Hey Twilight was there always a Pink bubble around Canterlot?”Twilight looked up from the book she had been reading.
“No, I have no idea what that could be.” Great mystery bubble. I don’t get paid enough too deal with mystery triangles let alone bubbles. However the train barely slowed as we got closer so I assumed that either death would be quick or that the bubble wasn’t solid.
Turns out I was kinda right. The train and the girls went thought the bubble no problem, but when I reached the bubble I was slammed back like I had just ran it a brick wall.
Thankfully the train had slowed down some otherwise I would have broken my nose. Twilight was trying to tell me something but I couldn’t hear her from the outside of the bubble. I had too made a decision to either get off the train or get squished between the train’s walls and the bubble.
I chose to get off the train. I ran out the door of the train and towards the caboose I leapt off the back of the train with Cinisavis close on my tail. I landed not so gracefully on my stomach and lay there for a moment groaning. I heard the clacking of metal and looked up to see myself surrounded by several Pegasus ponies with spears pointed at my face.
“Top of the morning gents’ now if you’ll excuse me I seemed to be surround and I LOOK OVER THERE!”
they swiveled their heads like tops. I jumped into the air laughing, the oldest trick in the book and they fell for it. Before I was even a foot away I was engulfed in a bright yellow aura. I looked over my shoulder to see Princess Celestia staring
daggers at me through narrowed eyes.
“So you’re the threat I was told about”
Wut.
A/N: this chapter feels a little rushed but I think you'll like where it's going