"Oooohhhhh, where am I" groaned Rainbowdash.
"Eat this" said a doctor, as he opened up a pill bottle.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! I'm not gonna eat a pill ju-" Rainbowdash was cut off by her own sleep.
"Begin the operation?" Asked Balam. A pony trotted in, pushing a cart of surgical tools. The pony nodded, and Balam started.
I don't know what a surgical operation is like, so I'm not gonna try
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS MY NAME" shouted Rainbowdash. "DO I HAVE AMNESIA? OH MY GOD, I HAVE AMNESIA!!!!" Jonah was down the hall, playing video games, and overheard the noise. He ran in, as curious as a not dead cat.
"Oh, good, you're in here. Look, I need you to come with me and get her memory back. This is gonna be a breach, so we can't use Air Force. Round up, about, I dunno, five or six stealth squads, and let's get going, alright?" Asked Balam
"Yeah, sure" replied Jonah, as he left the room to go to the stealth squad operation center. When he was done there, he peaked back in at the bed Rainbowdash was sitting in. "We're gonna go kill people to get your memory back, k?" Rainbow slowly nodded with an unsure look on her face.
As they piled on the truck, the intelligence crew came in to tell them what they were looking for.
"It's a chip, cloaked as a potato chip" said goodeye.
"So I can't eat it..." Joked Jonah. Or was that a joke? "Well, let's get going" he added. The truck drove off, ready to take what it had to. Or, ya know, get blown up. Operation over! Try again!
As they neared the base, the truck hit near a small proccimity land mine. It tipped over, and pored all of the troops into an old, muddy, trench. They groaned as they picked themselves. The snipers sat down and got ready to send cover fire, the stealth squad got their pistols and other small arms ready.