//------------------------------// // A fucked up wedding Pt 2 // Story: Father Night 2 // by EverlastingKnightmare //------------------------------// Dark stumbled around a bit in the darkness of the caves. “Oh man I’m boned! I’m going to miss the wedding! DAMMIT!” He sighed and kept walking when a purple beam of power shot past him. “Whoa!” He looked around for a moment and saw Twilight shooting Rays at random moving faces on the diamonds. “Need a hand?” Dark called as he ran over to her. “Dark? This is where you’v been?” He nodded like a idiot. “Eeyup!” His hand became covered in black flames. “So just hit the faces?” She nodded and he grinned. “Perfect.” He fired a ball of black fire at one of the faces, the crystal melting into super heated liquid. “Wow she’s fast!” He laughed and hit another one. When Twilight hit one it shattered and reviled Cadence, all dusted up and hair messed up. “There!” He pointed and picked up Twilight. “BOMBS AWAY!” He threw he like a dart and she tackled her. “Oh yea! Bullseye!” He cheered and danced for a moment. He then ran over to hear that that was the real Cadence. “We need to get out of here!” Twilight said running a ways before jumping up on a crystal. “Come on!” “On it! I’m faster!” He picked up Cadence. “Hello your majesty. Hope you don’t mind!” He then ran over and grabbed Twilight. “AND AWAY!” He yelled and ran towards a sparkling in the cave. “HOLY SHIT DUDE!” Connor looked around a bit panicked. “Did she just kill Twilight?” Peter shook his head. “No, she sent her under ground. Let’s go find her!” All three of them nodded and ran off. “I feel like we are missing some music.” Damian said. “Knowing us we most likely are.” Connor sighed and looked at Rushing Wind on his back. “Hold on tight baby girl.” She laughed and giggled the whole time. “Damn dude she is just to adorable.” Peter said, they all laughed. As they got to the front of the wedding hall they saw Cadence way down the hall walking down humming a tune. “Shit! Take cover!” Peter hissed as they dove behind some pillers. “Dark! Up there!” Twilight pointed with her horn to the sparkling. “SHINY!” He yelled and leapt up to it. “Oh shit Lyra? Colgate?” He set down Cadence and Twilight as the old brides maids approached them. “Your not going anywhere.” They mumbled. “Well shit, I’m out of ideas.” He turned to Cadence and Twilight. “Anything girls?” Cadence looked around for a moment then picked up a (I can’t spell what it is called so I’ll call it-) bunch of flowers and tossed them aside, the brides maids following it with a burning passion. “Hehehe, works every time.” He picked them up and jumped up. “Dude I see Dark! and he’s got Twilight and.....Cadence?!” As dark ran up to the three bronies he set Twilight and Cadence down. “Sup guys? I found Twilight and Cadence! The real one!” They all sighed in relief. “Good I thought we would have to fight some evil princess.” Damian sighed. “Wait guys awesome idea!” Dark, Peter, Connor, and Damian huddled up. “Break!” The split up. Dark got in front of the door. Peter stood behind him and Connor and Damian on each side of the door. “GO!” Connor yelled and dark kicked the door in. Peter did a flip over his head and rolled on the ground a ways before standing on his back hooves. Connor and Damian did the same also but spread off a bit. They all pointed at the fake Cadence and yelled at the top of their lungs, “OBJECTION!” The stunned looks on everypony was priceless to the small group and made them all start laughing. “What is the meaning of this?” Night stood up, the ground around his hooves freezing. He was in his wedding suit, wearing a gold crested vest and his mane a tail were styled, he was not wearing glasses and had golden eyes. Twilight entered and the fake Cadence sighed. “Why is she so possessive of her brother?!” This got her a few confused looks. “U-um I mean why is she doing this? On my big day!?” Then the real Cadence walked in with a glare. “You mean MY big day.” She growled and looked around. “Thats not me! Shes a changeling! They change into the ones you love and feed off that love for them!” Just then a green fire covered the fake Cadence and out came this large alicorn pony that was black and had web like wings and blueish hair, holes in her hooves, and some in her horn, she also had dragon like eyes that were green. Peter got a blank look along with Connor, Damian, Night, and Dark. Connor and Nights wings poofed out. Peter then spoke up. “Is it wrong I find that hot?” Chrysalis looked a bit surprised. “Not at all.” Connor mutter, Dark nodded, and Night just stared at her (SPOILER! MUHAHAHAA!). “W-what are you idiots talking about?” She glared at them all. Cadence tried to run up to Shining Armor but the Queen stepped in front of her, her horn glowing. “Not so fast, don’t want to go back to the caves now do you?” Cadence stopped and glared at her. After a few moments of explaining (Which I think you all heard already) Celestia stepped forward and glared at Chrysalis. “Sines you so foolishly reviled yourself, I can defend my people!” She flew up and shot a lazer at the Queen and she returned fire. It had looked like Celestia had won when Chrysalis’s attack powered up and shot back at Celestia, knocking her crown off and sending her to the grown. “His love for you is strong enough to bring down Celestia!” She cheered. Dark sighed. “We are boned.” Night’s hooves caught on fire. “WHOA!” Dark yelled and fell over backwards. “No one. Hurts. My. DAUGHTER!” His pelt turned fire red and his eyes turned a blazing crimson. Fire had begun to engulf the room when Chrysalis blasted him and placed a shield around him, where is fire could not spread, but the shield was having a hard time holding it. “He is stronger then I thought he would be.” Chrysalis looked a bit panicked but calmed down. Dark was walking towards her. “You may have power to stop a god, but can you stop a guardian?” He grinned and clapped, the ground beneath Chrysalis began to crack and break then hands shot up and out, trying to grab Chrysalis, but she flew up and out of the way, she then blasted Dark’s necklace, locking his powers for a bit. “Well shit,” He muttered turning and running back to the door. “Rarity!” The bronies and Dark turned to see the mane 6 had run off. “ARGH! THEY LEFT US HERE!” Connor yelled and the baby made a grumbling sound. “You said it baby girl.” He muttered and turned towards Chrysalis. “Excuse us.” She grinned and was about to fire at them when a wall of air slammed her to the side. “EVERYPONY FOR HIMSELF!” He yelled and ran out, followed by the rest of them. “Ok guys! Time for some awesome combat!” Dark yelled and snapped his fingers. Suddenly Connor, Peter, and Damian turned back into humans. “Oh hell yes!” Connor pumped his fist. Suddenly Night shot out a window and landed by them. “Alright bronies, protect the towns ponies while the elements are found!” They all nodded and charged off. Soon they came up to four changeling’s that quickly turned into themselves. “Why is that one so handsome?” Connor grinned and place a hand on his chin. “Because it looks like me.” Peter laughed. “Bullshit it looks like me!” Damian chuckled. “Fuck you guys mine looks like a god!” Dark laughed and walked up to his, which tried to punch him, but dark caught the fist and broke it in his grasp. “I will turn you all to ash if you don’t run away now.” The changeling’s looked at each other before turning back and flying away in fear. “Hey I’m a scary guy!” Dark laughed. Connor kicked on in the head and flew up, the baby laughing it’s ass off. “EEYUP! This is all funny!” He laughed and kicked another one. Peter’s fist grew huge and he punched a wide eye’d changeling. “It’s just like the old days!” He kicked one with a MAN sized boot. Damian zapped a few away from him. “Men, tonight we dine CANTERLOT!” They all cheered and whooped some ass! “I can’t believe we got our asses whooped!” Connor complained as they were being dragged. “Hey! Hurt my baby and hell will be risen to this world! May the gods have mercy on your souls if she starts to cry.” He growled as the baby was whining a bit. “Connor, shut up their to scared to even touch the baby, you’v been throwing threats like that.” As we were thrown in Damian looked at Dark. “How could you loss?” Dark looked at him. “I didn’t want you to feel bad.” They all face palmed. When they had gotten there Twilight was letting Cadence free. She ran over and nuzzled Shining Armor a bit before shooting a heart out of her horn and getting him out of that spell. “What? Is the wedding over?” after some heart warming talk Chrysalis appeared and just stomped on everyone’s hopes then spit on them. “Alright, you know what?” Damian got up and his horn glowed *They changed back*. “Come at me bro!” Chrysalis looked at him bemused but flinched when a light flashed behind her. “YES! IT WORKED! YES! I LOVE LIFE!” Damian cheered and bro-hoof everypony, somehow getting one out of Chrysalis as well (HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK!?). The light shined brighter until it got enough force to push all of the changeling’s out of Canterlot and into the sunset. “I want to say it, but I might get it.” Connor said blankly. Peter stared at him a moment then laughed, along with Damian and Dark. Night flew in at some point and laughed with them. “Um hey where did Chrysalis go?” Night asked. “She was thrown out the window and into what looked like the Everfree.” Connor answered. Night sighed and walked over to Celestia, who was being helped up by Twilight. “Twilight, you have a real wedding to plan.” She said as Night got over there. “Aw yea! Montage!” Connor yelled and pumped his hoof. ----One extreamly awesome montage later!---- “Whoa, Twilight sings like a goddess!” Dark laughed, Celestia beside him (O__O) nuzzling his shoulder (O________O). “Yea dude, I mean holy shit she’s better the Vinyl!” Peter then got a smake to the back of the head by Damian. “Ok dude’s, chill.” Dark laughed and kissed Celestia’s cheek (OK WHAT DAH FUCK!?). “Dark, not in front of me please...” Night walked up to them with a very uncomfortable look. “Sorry, ‘Dad’.” Night then shuddered. “Don’t, just don’t.” He half growled, Celestia laughed silently. Connor looked at Shining Armor and Cadence get into the carriage. “Well, times up dude’s, we have to get.” They began to fad slowly. “Thanks for the awesome wedding!” He called as all the bronies and dark faded. Night looked at Celestia. “Really? Just really?” She laughed at him and nodded. “Argh your worst them me when I’m trying.” END! Bite me.