Sunset. A letter jumps out of the fire place just as Celestia returned from lowering the sun.
"A letter? I was about to sleep, but what if its a friendship report? Or a report in general?"
Open Envelope
Dear Princess Celestia,
You may not recognize the writing, but its me Box. I need to inform you about my visit tomorrow for I will be time traveling. According to future me you might want to get over here.
This is more than a urgent call for help. Okay maybe it is because Freddy Fazbear is back and Jake is riding on Foxy's back while screwing with Golden Freddy and we might need some help. Like protect the elements so that they can banish them or turn them into stone. We endangered an Inky Pie, sibling of the well known Pinkie Pie and within a few hours of your arrival Luna will wipe our minds so when we meet Inky again it will be in pleasant scenery and terms.
I digress. Anyway, "Dear Princess Celestia" what I've learned today is... well a lot. Code names suck and never judge a pony by their past actions. We both know Jake didn't directly turn Sombra evil and we have no idea what made Adagio snap, but he's a great guy! Despite a talent of creating negative domino effects. Anyway, I still don't understand why there's no guards here or why he's not being trained by anyone? Anyway, I learned that I have flaws too.
You probably read the news. "Trixie Lulamoon hospitalized details not included"? That Nightmare Night Jake was dressed as a hero from his world so we made Trixie the villain since her plan is to be an actress or something. We had actors all over, acting as if our smoke bombs injured or killed them, thanks illusion spells. Turns out her entrance knocked him out and created real damage. He got into a fresh body he made in secret of even himself and returned with a very dangerous weapon! But that wasn't what injured her. He had the ability to summon explosives if he wanted to! That's what he did, he used TNT to blow up Trixie. Her costume was luckily armored due to the fact she needed to look real. To make matters worse just like in the movie in Jake's world, she got impaled by her glider but luckily didn't hit anything too vital like a lung or heart.
Also remember the time Jake was in a Griffiton Standoff? Early that morning he snuck over to Trixie's room in the hospital, healed her with an instant health potion, then left. According to doctors there was no internal bleeding and no scars, she was in literally the best health she ever had with more strength and energy, to add to the pros! He then ended up in my house for some reason and left to Manehattan. There he used an incomplete version of the morphing power I have and gold paint. He was mistaken for a statue and was grabbed. He then attempted to save a griffon named Gilda, a friend or former friend of Rainbow Dash. Due to our inability to die only he would survive. The only thing that makes me uneasy to trust him is the fact he attempted to kill them all with a bomb, making the victim and three criminals point their guns at him in united fear.
I'm afraid that one day he will make everyone fear him, but that would be judging his book by its cover! If the cover went "tick tick tick" and threatened to end your life... Anyway once you finish reading, this will be an early enough time to get over here.
Sincerely,
Your friend, your champion, your student, your adopted brother, your adopted son? (those were some weird years), your adviser for special occasions, your pen pal, knight of the sun, next door chamber neighbor on and off, sun spy, child of the sun, and whatever other titles you have for me. Box Hooves.
PS: If you keep giving me titles I might have to send a whole second page in order to finish a letter.
PSS: I heard your trying to make me your boyfriend. Those are rumors right? Because the whole "Adopted Brother/Son" thing is weird already I don't need to add "Ex Boyfriend" to the list.
End Letter
(Well there goes my chances of being queen. I guess Lulu and I are still equal minus her own throne.) I leave the letter on my desk and fly off. Oh myself, my back hurts! You'd think having the ability to move the sun could give me a pain killer spell or something! At least I have my looks and healing factor...
After future me disappears, a light appears at the distance then Celestia lands in front of me.
"Is this the devise?" she asked, pointing her regal hoof at my iPhone.
"Yes, but be careful! This thing can instantly kill you, a feature I'm trying to remove." I said, hoofing her the phone she denied and said she'd rather not hold it.
"Tia to Lulu. Where are you?"
"Oh! Um... Z- 200 degrees in the middle of the Everfree."
"Are you aware that you forgot to raise the moon?"
"I'm on it Tia. Moon Moon out."
"Moon Moon? That's a cute nickname."
"Sh- shut up. Its supposed to be serious!"
"Don't worry princess! I almost got 'em! woo boy! Careful! ... I don't care what you think Roxy."
"Roxy?"
"Almost tripped over a rock, rhymes with Foxy, and is a girl's name. ... Hold it. You're a girl?! ... HAHAHA!! You're a funner pirate than Pirate Dash! Are you hearing this?!"
"Sky to Runner. I am funny and I will prove it!"
"Book Fort to Sky. How does he know about PD?"
"Egghead to Book Fort. You can't see it but I'm raising my hoof as hard as I can!"
"Great Leader to Everyone. Can we focus? There are death machines running loose and Celestia is here!"
"Well I'm here and I'm giving a goof off pass. Moon Moon out."
I put away my phone and summon my wings. What's better than a unicorn? A flying one. I can't really call my alicorn form "alicorn" due to the fact I need three races applied to me instead of two. Anyway, I guide Celestia to Luna's location only to nearly fall from the sky. "WHAT THE CRAP HAPPENED TO THE MOON?!"
"Do you like it? I recently noticed the lack of my mural so I put a happy face on it!" Luna said. She looked up then suddenly winced, "That wasn't supposed to happen! Then again, I'm painting in the dark..."
"No kidding! I just got a report that Ponyville is trying to avoid the 'crashing moon' for some reason and everyone is high tailing it out of there!"
"Runner to Moon Moon." called Jake from Luna's iphone.
"Moon Moon here?"
"We can stop Freddy, just please don't drop the friggin moon on our heads!"
"WHY IS EVERYPONY SAYING THOU IS GOING TO DROP THE MOON ON THY HEADS?!"
"I can understand the eternal night thing and- Wait, what? OK, never mind. Keep the moon at bay while somebody looks for the mask!"
Luna shuts off her phone and guides us to Jake. He is riding on Foxy's back still almost like The Lone Ranger and Zorro on their- Wow I just had a disturbing thought. Do we really have slavery in Equestria? Anyway ethics aside, I was prepared for amazing sun godess powers, but instead Celestia used a levitation spell and flew off. Leading Luna to use magic that resembles the magic from the human anime "Fairy Tail" to destroy Golden Freddy.
"Why does she always leave me with the creepy ones?"
"FOXY NOOO!!! I will miss your hook impaling my calf and the fun we had... I will listen to Fox themed music in your honor... :("
Next Day
Letter To: Box Hooves
Dear Box,
I was unaware about the request for taining. I wish that you'd ready him yourself unless you are busy.
Your last letter included a friendship report. I guess? I am pleased still, but I have an extra assignment.
I wish for you to include Lego in some adventures and see if you learn something new along the path.
At the moment we are short on guards.
(Blame the royal couple up north and the Summer Sun Celebration)
This is also an invitation to the best Summer Sun Celebration in a thousand years! There will be three princesses (guess who) and it will have a new meaning, the defeat of Nightmare Moon and the return of Luna!
Lego is invited as well.
Sincerly,
Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria.
PS: Your title will extend forever! Laughing out loud.
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