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// Eleven: CATCHPHRASES!!! (Short chapter on purpose... sorry) 
// Story: The Non-Equestrian Equestrian Hero 
// by New Dawn 
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I started to walk up a long hill when an idea hit me. 

"Nav?" 

"Hm?"

"I need a catchphrase."

"What!?" 

"Yeah... something like TO THE BATMOBILE! Well, that obviously was Batman, but it was an example." I said while striking a pose. 

"Uh? Who's Batman?"

"Never mind... He's a human superhero."

"Oh..."

I thought for a bit and gasped.

"ITS MORPH- Oh wait... That's taken..." I said, sadly. 

Navi stared at me for a moment, probably wondering what I was babbling on about. 

"Hmmm.... ITS YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBO- THAT ONE'S TAKEN TOO!" I shouted in annoyance.

I could hear that Navi had just fallen down and was cracking up with laughter. 

"Oh yuk it up!" I shouted at her. 

She continued to bawl with laughter. I just rolled my eyes and chuckled a bit with her. I sat down on a nearby bench and continued to think as she did that.

"Ooh! SHAZAM! Wait.... where have I heard that before... That one might be taken...." I said, navi staggering with pain from laughing. 

"I got one! Lifes never dull with me around!" Navi said, cracking up from her own phrase. 

"Oh haha... Not funny." I said, rolling my eyes. 

Navi rolled back on the ground, weezing from laughter. When she hears something funny, she think's it's funny. She might also be slightly ADHD... I dunno though. 

"OOH how about... IT'S CLOBBER- Wait, the Thing says that..." I said, going again into thinking mode. 

"What about... When Ponies's are in trouble, I am not slow. It's h- Oh wait, That reject of krypto says that, only slightly different..." I said, wanting to make fun of that phrase for a loooong time. 

Navi wasn't really helping. She was laying on the ground, trying to get rid of her self-induced laughter pain. 

I got up and started walking, saying "I'm just gonna take your half of the reward then."

"WAIT NOOOOOO!!!" She cried as she ran to catch up. 

I smiled and said "Oh I'm just messin' with ya. 

She stuck her tongue out and scrunched up her face. I just laughed. 

"Oh we're such good friends... aren't we?" I said, sarcastically. 

"Oh haha." 

"We're here by the way." I said, seeing a door that had a silver star on it.

We pushed the door open and walked inside...

TO BE CONTINUED!! (AGAIN!!!)





AUTHOR'S NOTE

Continuing what I was saying above... 

It's also supposed to be short. Not much I can work with. Got any other catchphrases you'd like to be seen in later chapter? I'll be sure to put them in. Just comment below. 

No Pic/gif of the day. I've got one free day left and I WANT TO ENJOY IT DANG'IT! I'll be sure to write a chapter of D.A academy or this though.

Also I personally like Underdog, so I was sorta hurt when I wrote that. 

Also 426 VIEWS!??!?! JEEZ! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS POPULAR XD! And 31 likes! It's good to see that this does get attention! Unlike, one other fic... *Cough cough* DIGIMONACADEMY *Cough cough* I didn't say anything. Why doth thou looketh like that at us?