//------------------------------// // A Letter // Story: A Boy and his Box // by Jake Witt //------------------------------// Reopen Letter Hello Jake, I am you from an alternate time line. Now you may want to throw this away, but here me out. I'm from a time line where I watch "My Little Pony" with our brother. I was watching a pirated "Equestria Girls" (MLP human movie) and noticed one of my OCs in the background THE ONLY PONY IN THE HUMAN WORLD. Though odd thing is only me and my brother could see him. He looked angry and ran towards the mirror and was never seen again. 17 years old now and I'm creating a story on fimfiction.net about a 16 year old ginger Steve from Minecraft in a world of ponies, but apparently magic beat me to it. I just watched the season 4 pilot two parter, in a scene where Twilight views the past (Zebra potion) where the ground is covered in fresh and decayed corpses of a half human ginger Steve with an iron axe and my other OC with box hooves. I'm actually tripping out, here. And here's the biggest shock, those "carrot top" Steves LOOK. LIKE. ME. You're probably wondering how I'm writing to you. Its the power Deus Ex Machina. lol jk. I have horse head mask and a Doctor Whooves toy that allows me to break the fourth wall as well as see the truth past it. My brother claims he can do the same with his white unicorn mask and a fan made Celestia toy. To be honest what I mean by toy is figurines that only have movable heads. If its possible to reply, tell me about yourself and if there's a Nyx or Fluffle Puff in your Equestria. Irons in the fire and bro hooves, Jake and Jack. P.S. (In your favorite color) You're awesome! And I bet your Jack misses you. Sincerely, Jack Witt. End Letter I sat on the bed in what I hoped was Pinkie's room. Stashing away the letter, I got ready for another instant teleport when Pinkie flew into the room with balloons keeping her a float. "Oh hey Lego! What're you doing in my room? I hope it filly friendly~!" "Wh-WHAT?! Pinkie, we're just friends-" I said hands up as I was cut off by a low whisper in my ear. "Beware the shipping." "Are you stalling me so that Box could get here?" I asked. She tilted her head and rubber her chin like genie's lamp, "Maybe I wanted to beat him to the punch- BOWEL! Punch bowel, definately was going to say that! hehehe..." I got up and backed away slightly, "Anyway, I have letter I want you to see. Just in case you went psycho pie, I made copies. I will show Twilight and the others when the fire dies down." "Doubt it. The only ones who could see this are me, you, Discord, Princess Luna, and possibly Box. Other would see a blank piece of paper shoved at their face." Pinkie then places the paper on the ground and stomps on it. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!" I cried, hands in my hair. Suddenly I flash of blue light filled the room and Pinkie was holding a red hoodie with a tag on it. "Happy Alternate World Birthday. 11/XX/XXXX" Pinkie read. The brand was "UNDER ARMOUR". "Well, now I have another coll red accessory. How did you know this would happen?" I asked pointing at the hoodie, now in my hands. "In the words of every Brony on earth, 'don't question Pinkie Pie' or is it 'don't go in the basement'? By the way do you want to make- hehehe -cupcakes with me? For a birthday party?! I need my meds soon... :( *gasp* No! For your Birthday/Welcome to Ponyville party! I mean it IS that date today!" "Actually I'm busy. First on my list is swap out this red scarf for a bandanna then keep running." I was walking towards the window until something caught my said red scarf. "You expect to be in MY room and walk out on me?" Pinkie said as her mane and tail slowly fell and her right eye twitching. I pointed above her head as a purple block fell on her as it did me earlier, taking my scarf with it. "I hope you enjoy Appleoosa, Pinkameanie." I swan dived out the window, breaking the command block that sent Pinkie away. "Did he just make an impossible escape?!" Box said, looking at the broken shards of what used to be a command block, "The only way he could do that is if he had my All Giver, but no. He somehow summoned something to appear at a distance instead of his hand!" Just then two panting stallions with stetsons pulling a carriage looked back at their load. That... that... 80 bits! The door opened and a dusty, red scarfed Pinkamena hopped out knife in mouth. "Doof you wan tof liff?" "Do... what she... *wheeze* says, we don't have- strength and our only- defense are... *cough* pies." "Hold it," Box said tossing two bags with 160 bits each, "tell Brae I said hi and before you go, here's some water and Speed V, a potion that will increase your running speed." "Th- thanks... *huff* sir." They ran off leaving me to put Pink in a head lock with her stabbing what she could before dropping the knife. "LET GO!!! Please? Or whatever. AKK! Stop!!" "Where is he?!" Box yelled in her ear. Twilight face hoofed and started spinning a noise maker. *cree kree kreeeeeeeee* "owww! He was at Sugarcube Corner and he mentioned switching this scarf for a bandanna at the CPS!" "CPS? What?" "Told you a gazzillion plus infinity plus one times! C- Castle of the. P- Pony or Princess. S- Sisters. CPS." Box dropped Pinkie, leading her to grab the noise maker and spin it giggling. "Even I told you! Not that you take your head out of your flank or anything." Discord said, crossing his arms. He snapped his fingers to have the two of us face to face with Jake. Just as I emerged from teleportation, I was face to face with Box. "WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!" "What is my deal? I'm trying to protect Equestria and your existence is screwing that up!" "Sorry, what? How am I screwing that up?" "I don't know! But, having the Adminium Arch and almost killing Trixie-" "Sorry about that. I though ponies were dying! Because grenades and crushing ponies backstage was considered cute!" "Crushing ponies?!" he asked anger slightly gone. "Costume contest during Nightmare Night. It was my turn, then Trixie was destroying crap with her grenades! I couldn't save the ponies in the wreckage so I had to suicide into a copied body. In my memory lapse I made a body an Ezio costume with the Arch, ready for something like this to happen or something similar! I had to use an OP sword to clear the wreckage and save suffocating ponies! Go to Scootaloo's school, some of the victims go there." "I was a witness, but I had to watch Fluttershy so she would bite anybody!" Discord said holding picture of him hugging a resisting Flutterbat, in the background of that selfie was me and a few ponies moving debree to let the other ponies out. He handed the picture to Box who had to close his mouth with a hoof. "Are you sure she did that?" he asked staring at the picture. "He isn't. Though I am on the other hand, as I noticed the explosion giving Trixie Goblin her dramatic entrance knocking him out, cold! It was some nice accidental chaos. 10/10, five stars, the whole shabang!" I heard some doors shut and a voice, "Jake! Why are you running?!" It was Twilight. She entered my room, Box never turned his head. His focus was on the picture beyond 100%. "I told you to call me Lego! What's the point of changing your name to a more appropriate one if nobody calls you by it? Jake! Jake! Jake! Please for all things holy to you and all things not offensive to everything holy to me, just. call. me. Lego!!!" I said, this alicorn might drive me more insane that bad Pinkie and my letter combined. "Quit over reacting J- Lego, I rather call you by your real name!" "Sorry but Jake died long ago. Besides I need your help with something." I said, handing her the letter I handed Pinkie. "Um... A blank piece of paper... Do you need a quill?" She asked, levitating a feather. "No no no! I forget. Pinkie told me you can't read it. Luna and Box might though." I said having the paper hoofed back to me. (After reading the letter...) "... And I bet your Jack misses you. Sincerely, Jack Witt." I finished, Box, Twilight, and Discord just stared at me. Then the stares were even more confused when I mentioned Pinkie turning one copy of the letter into a red hoodie. "You have some neat handwriting, wish I could say the same for Jack." "I'm not sure but, I think I also received his phone." I said, unlocking it. I decided to look at some pictures while everything was sinking in from the destroyed stage to the letter, I tossed in 'healing Trixie' into the trail mix which affected Box slightly. In the image section I found something that caught my eye. A golden Twilight sucker punching a part human Celestia and the best pony image ever. Then I found something off. In the middle of the pony pictures, some images appeared very, very creepy... "Five Nights at Freddy's?" a said aloud. The discussion between the three stopped as soon as I said that. "What did you just say?!" Box cried. "I found pictures about a thing, probably a game, call Five Nights at-" "Good. You don't know. Its best not to know." I walked up to Box and Discord as Twilight circled around behind me, "It's not a game, here. I heard lore about them being in Tartarus, but I don't know if they would still be around!" "In Tatarus? Oh my Tia, I'm not ready for this..." "Ready for what? What're you three talking about?" I asked, a chill on my spine. "Nopony is ready for Freddy. Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie Bunny, Chicka the duck, and Foxy the pirate fox. It was in an age when ponies slowly abandoned magic, technology was everywhere. A flower shop opened up in a brand new and shining Canterlot, the owner of that shop found four robots in costumes and an extra beaten up costume. Freddy Fazbear's Flower Emporium and Indoor Park." "It was a period of time where I used a pager to unleash my consciousness but could do nothing but wish for chaos to happen. What I saw went again my morals at the time and made my stomach churn. One day, I heard voices from deep inside the machines like children laughing. Soon four unicorn children went missing and more laughter was heard only by me. Nopony heard anything off, I suppose. Then there was the bite of '87. A pegasus colt was having his birthday, according to paradoxes he would've had a son who would've married Cadence and become possibly another King Sombra... or a clown." "The bite took out his frontal lobe and made him bleed to death. The night guard there was fired for tampering with the machines, his last night he was found dead. The next night guard Mighty, he nearly survived nine nights and claimed the machines set themselves to 20/20/20/20 and Golden Freddy was after him. There was rumor the colt from the bite survived and grew up to become one with G.Freddy. The death of the children and corruption in their systems combined were told to turn them into indestructible flesh and blood monsters so more powerful robots that can use magic with G.Freddy having wings on his back." "So this Freddy Fazbear is free to kill? We must stop their reign of terror." Luna said, freaking me out. I was about to respond when...